December 24, 2008
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Mrs. Claus---NSFW
Last year I did a Christmas post. It was on the x-rated side. Last year at this time I had maybe four or five readers. Anyway, I don't know why but seeing a woman dressed as Mrs. Claus gets me every time. I think I took the post down so don't go looking for it. I did leave the photos in my photoblog. Anyway here are some new ones I have found this year.
Well that is all of Mrs. Claus for this evening.
Comments (23)
OH YEAH!!!!!!!!!!
@UR_MUSE -
Alright, someone liked it! I'll have more tomorrow.
Most of them are too skanky-looking for my tastes. -shrug-
@methodElevated -
Sorry about that. I'll try better tomorrow.
Well HO HO HO!
Oh wow.. smoking hot, just like i would like..
Yum, I want one, or all, yeah, let's go with all, under my tree this year
The second picture is just a bit creepy.
@Moktral -
I think you left out a few HOs.
@godfatherofgreenbay -
Ha. I think I left out a lot.
@tweeny_tear -
Yeah? I don't know why but I get strange thoughts whenever I hear Mrs. Claus mentioned with the North Pole. Like some sort of strip club fantasy.
@bosefius -
I have to agree with you. All of them under the tree would make for a happy holidays.
@TiRocKiinPiinK -
It's the Santa Claus lookalike isn't it?
@godfatherofgreenbay -
Haha, no. I think even the women in that photo are creepy looking.Maybe it is their makeup.
@methodElevated -
Skanky can be good, you know what you are getting, she may not cook you breakfast but the night before will be fun... or so I've heard
If any of these came down my chimney, I sure wouldn't let them go back up again.
hahah well i live near north pole. I will let you know if i find Santa's secret striping caves.
And OH GOOD GOD! your xmas porn pics.. LOL i was wathing it when my wonderfull 12 years old sis was looking my monitor.. hahah She was LIke woooww boobs! what are you looking and saw the word porn.. LOL she must think i am twisted. Thank you.. hehe and merry xmas
LOL thats so weird you like that
@curiousdwk -
Yeah but keeping them in my house might be a legal issue unless I break out the fuzzy handcuffs or claim to be into bondage.
@tweeny_tear -
Thank you for checking on that for me. I wonder if the quality of a North Pole strip club would be better than that of a strip club in the middle of nowhere Wisconsin.
Sorry about that. I am fairly certain that kids have seen worse by that age. When I was teaching, we had a computer class and one girl asked me point blank, "What does masturbate mean?" I turned bright red and said, "Something you shouldn't be looking at." She found that picture that said Every Time You Masturbate, God Kills a Kitten. Thankfully none of the other kids heard her because they all had headphones on.
You would think I am twisted if I told you my first experience with porn.
Merry Christmas and happy holidays.
@M00nDoll -
I used to think I was some sort of deviant but then I saw the fuzzies or furries or whatever those people who dress in animals costumes to get it on are called. I think it all comes from a time when someone asked if I would play Santa because I looked like I would make a good Santa Claus.
Ya know, I walked into the party store to get some holiday themed table covers, when I saw an array of costumes. There was a sexy elf, sexy angel... and I kept thinking Halloween is over... then I saw the "Santa" stuff... and I concluded there must be office parties somewhere... where its totally appropriate to dress that way.
If I was going to be a naughty Santa Girl I have to go with the candy cane stripped leggings costume. But I bet there are some sexy snow flake costumes we've totally missed!
@theladyofabundance -
I am sure there are. I still need to find the sexy Hanukkah outfits. I couldn't imagine any place I have worked having a Christmas party where people came dressed in the naughty costumes nor would I want to.
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