January 2, 2009
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Guest Blogger: Thoughts on the Israeli/Palistinian Conflict
(I snagged a guest blogger to give her thoughts about what is taking place in the Gaza Strip. I did have a challenge explaining that the Gaza Strip wasn't a strip club but a piece of land along the Mediterranean Sea that was once ruled by Israel but is now in control by a group called Hamas. I have been trying for a long time to get this girl to write a guest blog for me and finally it happened. I may not exactly agree with all of her views. Enjoy.)
War is super ew. Like, nobody wins them cause when they're over both countries are super gross like the bathroom they make the extras use on the Hannah Montana set.
Plus, why is everybody over there so mad all the time? They need to take a tooootal chill pill. Like, in the fourth episode of the second season of Hannah Montana entitled "It's my party and I'll lie if I want to" when I totally lied about going to Kelly Clarkson's birthday party and got caught, I could have gotten mad, but instead I channeled that anger into a song one of the writers wrote for me to sing and everything was totally better. I don't understand why they can't get writers to write them songs to sing and perform with a choreographed dance team? It's waaaay more chill than lobbing missiles into heavily populated surbaban areas, which is suuuuper not cool and makes you look dorky anyway.
I think one of the reasons that everyone is so mad in the middle-east is because they wear clothes that are not cute at all. I know when I'm wearing super not cute clothes I totally call my agent and act super b-word at him, even though he doesn't deserve it. I think President O-diggity should just go to like, H&M when they're having a super good sale, and just buy a bunch of stuff and drop it over there with that plane they used to drop that elephant in Operation Dumbo drop. Then when the Hamas militants or Israeli soldiers, go to fire rocket propelled grenades at each other they'll be like "nah, I don't feel like it, I don't want to ruin this cute hoodie I'm wearing."
My dad says they're fighting over each others land or something, but trust me, when I was first starting out I shared a trailer with one of the Jonas brothers and it was no picnic but I got through it, even though he totally dropped my tooth brush on the floor! Merry Christmas and be sure to buy the first season box set of Hannah Montana, available now on DVD!(OK so maybe it wasn't real.)
Comments (35)
Oh god that was funny! I needed a good laugh tonight lol. In fact why don't we send Hannah Montana over there for good!! They can use her as a rocket launch. How did she ever get that name??
LMFAO. I LOVE THIS.
@watersedge62 -
I wish she would go away. Drop her off in the Strip and let her perform. I think everyone would scatter and there would finally be peace and if they start fighting we threaten to use the Hannah Montana Solution. I had to look it up but I could find no explanation as to the origin of her name. She is a girl who leads a double life of normal teenage girl Miley Stewart and then pop sensation Hannah Montana. The thing is she tries to hide her identity but looking at wikipedia it has a list of all the people who know the truth and it is rather extensive. I think Hannah Montana is just easier for little kids to scream when they want certain products at the Walmart.
@its_me_katie -
I am thinking the Jonas Brothers need to make a guest appearance explaining the auto bailout or the state of the economy.
I think she is a no talent and am amazed at her popularity! What does that say about the minds of kids today!!
LOL this is just what I needed. Thank you.
@godfatherofgreenbay -
Dude, that was classic. I wish she would go away too, but they need something to keep people busy with.
@watersedge62 -
I think the Jonas Brothers have absolutely no talent however they are one of the hottest bands around. Disney and McDonald's tells young kids what to like just MTV tells older kids what to like and WalMart tells everyone what to buy.
@misuriver -
True, as long as it keeps kids eyes glued to the idiot box and away from bothering me, then I am all for it. Not that I hate all kids.
@la_faerie_joyeuse -
No problem. I hope to get more guest bloggers in the future.
Operation Dumbo Drop is such a classic reference. Loved it, dude.
I got Jerry Springer to do a Final Thought for me one time, but dude! He is like, so over! This rocked, Miley should, like, be, you know, the Secretary of Stuff, and get these dudes to chill. Or at least shave. Yewwwww!
Hmm...I actually like Miley, just because she's cute, but I think she's jailbait for me...lol. This was hilarious, though!
Hilarious!!!!! A future political scientist that Miley.
miley is like eeewwww!
It's too bad people can't step back, take a look at what they are doing, and go, "Ewwww!" And stop doing it. . . . Then we wouldn't have many wars--and any untalented teen pop stars, either.
But your "Miley" interpretation of the conflict was priceless.
@MrsMok -
Had to get a Disney movie reference in there.
@MelFamy -
I started watching Jerry Springer after about a ten year break. First off, I'm surprised he's still on the air. I have noticed all those Final Thoughts, well they all sound similar. I have wondered which fortune cookie company he uses for inspiration. Well...Jerry is better than Miley. I actually learn something from the Springer show albeit deviant behavior but at least I learn something.
@spicyhotcoffee -
Yeah she's jailbait. I can't believe she is dating some guy in his 20s and there hasn't been any problems with the law. I don't know what to think of her. I mean there are times when she seems decent but then there are times when she comes off as a living brain donor.
@UR_MUSE -
I think she should be the new host of Meet the Press. I see the White House in her future.
@iliveinadream -
Totally!
@ghosthouse -
I think we should drop out pop teen stars into the middle of combat operations. Thanks for the read.
Oh that's awesome written and the pictures are very funny too! At first I believed it was a serious post and wondered what your views were.
I heard of Miley from my niece the first time, she is a big fan. lol I think at age 5 she is part of the target group.
Funny, but I'd still do her.
that is some funny shit.
@nattata -
I find it hard to be serious. When I do get serious I tend to sound very pompous. I don't know where to begin with Miley. I think the target group is 3-12 year old kids and then older men who know better but have to watch it with their kids.
@Schristian -
Yes...but only if she was of age.
@SpongeBobScaredyPants -
Thanks. I am thinking of bringing Miley back from time to time.
I HATE Miley Cyrus. And her voice reminds me of a transsexual hooker, except less sexy.
@OstentatiousEloquence -
That is a good take on her voice. I always thought it was reminiscent of a truck stop waitress who smoked three packs of cigarettes a day. Well that is what I see in Miley's future so maybe I am confused.
EPIC.
@OhItWontBeForever -
Thanks...I think I have another guest blogger lined up for today.
I am so excited for that! haha
The whole world is in conflict. Not even a structured settlement lump sum amount of cash makes some people happy, lol. So the conflict isn't just outside of the country though it's certainly awful there. I pray for peace everyday but IKR, it's not going to happen.
@Kathryn Sias - True it won't be forever, lol. I missed that one.