January 13, 2009
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Craigslist Missed Connection
Does this really count as a Missed Connection?
God.
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Date: 2009-01-10, 4:45PM ESTSo earlier I was eating pretzels. Some of those alphabet pretzels where all the pretzels are letters. I pull a couple out of the bag and look down. It says "die" in my hand.
How in the fuck would I just happen to get those particular letters in that particular order? Well, message received, God. I'm not leaving my house for shit. Just curious, though. Why would you choose to tell me like that?
Also, I'm just starting to notice. This house is a fucking death trap.
They say that God works in mysterious ways so I suppose pretzels are a mysterious medium through which he could work.
Comments (15)
Bwa-ha-ha...moron
@bosefius -
It reminds me of the Family Guy episode where Peter is eating breakfast with his dog Brian and Peter says, "Hey, Brian these Alphabits are sending me a message. It says, 'OOOOO'" Brian replies, "Peter, those are Cheerios."
Funny, this reminds me of that bit of time a few months ago where I was nearly rear-ended (I'm stopped, other car going full speed) twice and my gas stove blew up in my face in the course of, like, a week. I was starting to seriously consider if I'd pissed someone off *LOL* 'Course, it didn't help that I was having recurring dreams night after night that I got pregnant. After that, I was almost wishing the stove had finished the job.
@godfatherofgreenbay -
That's funny
@ithiliya -
Wow, that sounds like it seriously sucked. Lately I have been having aches and pains and strange lumps on my body. I have been having dreams that I have some serious condition that the doctors can't help me with so because of my problem with deja vu I don't go to visit the doctor.
I missed the Craislist part???
@godfatherofgreenbay - Yeah, the whole pregnancy dream series affected me somewhat similarly. That kind of fits into the TMI category so I'll let you draw your own conclusion on that one.
I really wish my husband would get snipped. I know that sounds horrible, but it would make me feel so much better.
Strange lumps probably means you should see a doc. Unless they're just swollen lymph nodes...
@watersedge62 -
Oh Missed Connections is a section on Craigslist where people talk about people they saw or met and wanted to get to know or something like that, anyway that is how I perceive that section and this article comes from that section but I didn't think it belonged there.
@ithiliya -
I had this swollen place underneath my tongue. It sort of scared me but it wasn't painful or tender and this morning it disappeared. I asked my mom who has been in nursing for 30+ years and she didn't think much of it other than it may be some deficiency and also that her father had cancer in his mouth but he chewed tobacco.
well, as we get older, things hurt that we never knew we had, and other things stop doing what we have gotten used to them doing. When either of these two things occur, my only response is: How the Hell did I get this old?
@godfatherofgreenbay - I get that when my throat gets swollen. Or, as the doctor I saw put it, I THINK my throat is swollen *rolls eyes*
Hahahah. That sort of sucks doesnt it? My alphabet soup once formed the word SATAN but i didnt think anything of it.
@M00nDoll -
Wow that would be sort of creepy yet completely random. I remember friends and I would eat that soup and try to spell out dirty words. I was so immature...last year.
hahaha
lol
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