January 13, 2009

• Rock of Love Bus

  So I was going to do a whole post about this new train wreck reality show.  I am not really going to write much about what has transpired on the show but I will show you some videos and pics and links.

  Rock of Love Bus premiered a couple of Sundays ago on VH-1.  The premise of this show is that former Poison frontman and everyone's favorite county fair rocker Bret Michaels is looking for true love.  He has had two previous opportunities to find love but apparently have 40 women thrust(HAHA) in front of him, he would have found true love.  Also I am shocked that he couldn't find true love in a few weeks of living with 20 other women. 
  So Bret has decided to have a bevy of "beauties" go on tour with him.  The Bus in the title means they ride a bus everywhere they go and hilarity and Machiavellian intrigue ensues.  In the first episode Bret introduces us to all the girls by practicing one of his hobbies, photography.  Of course the women start posing nude.  Then comes my favorite moment in all of reality show history occurs. 
  
  This is Nikki, a DJ and vandal, does a rap for Bret.  I have the video below.  You have to watch everything, trust me.
  Bret introduces us to all the ladies and then they hit the bus which has a bar and they get drunk.  Then they go to his performance at a county fair in Kentucky and they dance like sluts.  After the show they go to a bar where they drink some more.  While drinking another of the greatest events in all of reality show history transpires.  Nikki, mentioned above, decides that she is horny and wants to get drunk so she takes a shot that comes in a small beaker and has another contestant lay on the bar and take off her underwear.  Nikki inserted the glass shot tube into her friend's vagina and then drank the shot.  Of course they didn't show it but the people talked about it.  I was set to share that video with you however it was taken off youtube as were all the Rock of Love Bus videos.
  Where does Bret get these women?  Well it's obvious...from the world of porn.
  These links are of adult nature so NSFW!

  Rock of Love Season 1
  Brandi M
  Brandi C
  Rock of Love Season 2
  Raven
  Angelique
  Rock of Love Bus
  Brittaney(who in the most recent episode claimed her grandfather was African American)
  Taya

  Well there is it is.  I hope you are still reading and aren't still reading the porn sites.
  I am hoping that Bret finally finds true love.  I don't know if I could stand another season.  I guess time will tell.  Oh yeah, here's that video.

  
  
  

  Sadly, Nikki was eliminated.  I hope it had nothing to do with her papers or that vagina shot.  This is going to be a train wreck.  I have noticed that in every scene there is alcohol present.  Cheers!

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