January 21, 2009

  • Motivation

    What a day!  I woke up at dawn and turned the tv on and was glued to it all day.  I laughed, I cried, I had incredible stomach pains but that is due to my illness not the supposed doom and terrorism all the supposed conservatives on Xanga are predicting.  I cried when the Lion of the Senate had convulsions at the inauguration luncheon.  He is the voice of the voiceless and I learned today that he had terminal brain cancer.  I knew that he had a surgery but I didn't know that it was terminal.  Teddy was and to a certain extent is still the voice of the voiceless.  It was touching hearing all that he does for the children and widows of his late brothers.  He is the last of the Kennedy legacy.  I was so moved that this voice of a generation passed the torch to Barack Obama the voice of a new generation.  I hope that feisty Irish lifestyle gets Teddy out of the hospital soon.  I am not going to say Teddy's full name because if you don't know who he is, you are completely ignorant to American politics and if you are American you should not be allowed to vote.  If any foreign people read this, I'l be happy to explain.  I read a blog tonight and they asked the question "why is there so much focus on this Teddy guy whoever that guy is?"  That's sickening.  Anyway I need some motivation and I will tell you what my need for motivation is at the end.






    OK, here's why I need motivation.  For some reason I get numerous visitors to my site looking for porn and certain pornographic positions and slang terms for female anatomy.  I usually just let it slide because I am not one to interfere when someone is looking for wank material.  That all changed tonight when one of the people came to my site looking for "porn" and "nip slips" and a certain type of job that requires blowing.  I know why they come to my site and that is because of how I caption my photos that I use in either my Celebrity Round Ups or my porn parody reviews.  The person that visited was from Revelife and has made numerous postings about how evil homosexuality is.  I was reading his material and well I got sick considering what he was looking for on my site.  I posted a comment on one of his last entries about the evils of homosexuality and...get this...PORN!  I just asked how he enjoyed my photoblog and if he found any useful photos.  I don't expect a reply and my comment will probably be taken down lest his wife(yes he talks about what a loving wife he has) finds out.  Maybe I am being a dick about it.  Anyway...once last poster.

Comments (31)

  • Haha, I find the Revelifer situation hilarious... Bravo.

  • LOL you are awesome

    "coke. lets do some"

    and carol

    ha

    ha

    haaa

  • I want that hat!

  • so funny.

  • Oh what a visitor... Cool how you handled the situation! By the way, where do you see what he had typed? In the footprints?

  • Poor Teddy . . . someone actually didn't know who he was??? BTW - I really love your motivation pix today. Flying sharks!!!

  • Rock on dude. Hope that guy does get embarrassed and his wife finds out. Fucking idiots. So, where are the boobs? LOL

    Flying Tanks for the win!!!

    Yes, we need other hair colors, even if it is just to make the red heads look even yummier. And flexibility is never, ever over rated. Ever.

  • Redheads FTW!!!

  • A job that requires blowing? Is that like what a professional balloon animal maker does? ;)

  • I loooooove redheads :)

    Blondes are so overrated.  (It's okay, I have naturally blonde hair... shhhh!)

    Anywho, I was reading an article on Fox's website (because I was trying to find out if "Teddy" was alright, and that was the first article I could find).  Well, I guess Fox allows you to comment on their news stories, and I'm a comments junkie, so I was reading them (bad, bad, bad habit!)  Almost every single one went along the lines of "That's what he gets for killing Mary Jo" and "I hope his funeral procession passes where he killed Mary Jo" and "Mary Jo finally got some justice" and "Mary Jo is smiling from heaven" and "he deserves to die for what he did to Mary Jo" a few other variations on this.  My first thought was something along the lines of "what is up with the conservative obsession with Jo(e)s?" and then "does every Fox viewer think every Democrat is a murderer?" but then I just decided that people suck and left the site :)

  • @Shy___Away - 

    I guess this was the final straw. I know people will say I am hypocritical for doing this since I am a Christian but I appreciate the wonderful work of God's creation of females and I don't think you will find me ever condemning porn and then looking it up. I may say watching it gets depressing but that is because I see people having more fun than myself.

  • @M00nDoll - 

    I think I once saw that cat at a rave that for some reason was at one of my uncle's farms. I almost became Carol when my lab partner and I goofed off in Chemistry by trying to see how many peanuts we could light on fire. That was a massive fire and the teacher had to use the extinguisher.

  • @MrsMok - 

    Chris Matthews kept saying he looked like Don Coreleone and that he predicts that the fashion of men wearing hats will return. I hope so because I am wanting to look dapper.

  • @SpongeBobScaredyPants - 

    Thank you.

  • @nattata - 

    I found out what he was looking for in my footprints and it said that he came to my site through a Xanga search looking for pictures with those words in their title.

  • @jacksoncroons - 

    I about hit the roof when I read that someone didn't know who he was. I guess they could care less that he has done so much for Americans by proposing legislation every year to raise the minimum wage. I bet if they were only making $2.50 an hour they might want to know whom Teddy is.

    I love these motivational posters. That flying shark reminds me of that hoax photo that went around the net of a shark attacking a helicopter. Also I can't help but think of the 60s Batman movie where the shark attacked him as he was exiting the bat-copter.

  • @bosefius - 

    Some of the photos he viewed were from my celebrity posts like the link to the Madonna photo I posted that is being auctioned and is supposed to net $25,000. I'll warn you though...you may need a weedwhacker to find anything worthwhile.

    I had a friend that primarily dated red-heads. He dated one blonde girl and that was hell on his liver. Then when she found out he was dating only red-heads she told me the most profound statement. There are only two kinds of red-heads: those that are ugly and those that are hot. There is no in between. She is now a kindergarten teacher.

    I concur about the flexibility. The good Lord chose to bless me by allowing me to date a former gymnast.

  • @SladeTheGreyFox - 

    Yes!

  • @methodElevated - 

    Well the blowing is only half of the job. Twisting the animals in to their shapes is the hand job portion.

  • @ithiliya - 

    I had the blondest hair when I was a child and then all of a sudden it turned dark brown. My hair changes color from time to time depending on the sunlight that I expose it to or stress. My hair the past couple of weeks has been near black.

    I think the reason why FOX viewers think that every Democrat is a murderer is because of the whole abortion issue. For some reason people believe that all Democrats support abortion. The Congressman in my district is a Democrat but is pro-life. They also tend to be fundamentalist Christians so abortion and homosexuality are their only voting points. I found it hilarious how many so called Republicans supported McCain who was in favor of gay civil unions and Obama is against gay marriage. So then it came back to abortion. I read someone's blog today about how sad they were that Obama was president and all the efforts that have been made to make abortion illegal have been thrown out the window. It seems to me that even under King George the 43rd that abortion was legal but not in all forms. Abortion isn't pretty but neither is a Republican senator on his knees in the bathroom stall of the Minneapolis airport wanting to give out some head to a random stranger or another Republican who solicited underage boys online for sexual gratification. I don't understand the double standard. I guess as long as there is an R behind a politicians name that means they are above reproach and are God's chosen politican. So that must mean that God approves of gay bathroom stall sex and pederasty.

  • @godfatherofgreenbay - *LOL*  I know what you mean. 

    My mother-in-law was beside herself this election.  You see, my brother-in-law was petitioning for resident alien status, as he has for the past 10 years, but if it didn't work this time, it meant he was going to be deported.  Which meant my niece (her one and only grandchild) and sister-in-law were going with him back to Mexico.  My MIL said over and over again that she was going to work for the election of whatever politician would advance the causes of Mexican immigrants.  Immigration was her new cause, but her stance was liberal only because of her situation.  I have a lot of respect for my MIL... she treats me like her own... but I was surprised by her take on the matter.  I explained to her that, despite the fact that I wanted nothing more in the world than for the family to remain intact, our country is more important and so we should support politicians who will do what is best for the country for that reason, not because he or she will advance our own causes. 

    Anyways, before the election, my BIL got his green card.  My MIL no longer became concerned with immigration, and so McCain got her vote.  She told me that she just couldn't look past the abortion thing, which is funny because I don't believe either candidate mentioned anything about changing the status of the abortion issue in our country.  I mentioned that to her.  She just shrugged and said she had to vote her conscience.  I kept my mouth shut, but I wanted to ask her why she would vote on only that one issue if she knew that on that very same issue there was not going to be any difference in policy between one choice and the other, when there were so many more issues of conscience for which there WAS a difference.

    "For some reason people believe that all Democrats support abortion."

    ...or that all Republicans oppose it.

    BTW, what is pederasty?  I'm afraid to look it up on a work computer ;)

  • @ithiliya - 

    Pederasty comes from the greek pedo means child eros is erotic love so it is a sexual relationship between a male and an adolescent outside of the family.

    See I can understand that situation your family was in and being the one issue to support as you said in this election neither candidate said anything about changing the current policies regarding abortion. I really believe that abortion is a non-issue when it comes to politics.

  • Yay for redheads! I just read in Cosmo that us redheads have more sex...

    =P

  • @msbutterfli - 

    I think I read that too...yes, on occasion I read Cosmo. Sometimes Cosmo gives me hope that I may one day have a girlfriend. Also, it has helped me explore a fetish I didn't know I had until I took one of their quizzes.

  • I love Cosmo. I laugh alot, but I laugh at nearly everything. I do take some of it seriously. I try to be a "confident, sexy woman" but I usually come off as an "socially-awkward college kid who reads too much"

    So Good thing I dyed my hair red. =] Being blonde for the past 18+ years of my life has taken it's toll. Time for fun. I mean in that in a totally non-sexual way, of course. Heh.

    And what's the fetish?? Or... do I not want to know? =p

  • @twistedmistletoe - 

    Sometimes being socially awkward can be beneficial. It worked for me in college. I had a number of friends and I don't know if a lot was expected of me other than friendship but then maybe that is why I never found true love while in college like the majority of my friends did.

    I thought the red was a natural hair color so it suits you and have fun while you can. When you get old and decrepit like me well you start to wish for those days when you had fun.

    The fetish was role-playing. So I have explored it and nothing has really come of it other than, "hey let's pretend I'm a robber and you're a house and I'm going to break into you."

  • It's always interesting how those who preach against sin, will often want to sin on the sly.  I don't mind their "sinning" nearly as much as I mind their preaching.  If one is going to do one or the other, please, just do the sinning. 

  • @godfatherofgreenbay - oooh, yes I think you need to do a fetish post soon! I get a lot of requests for pictures of my feet...I guess because they are tiny? I'm not sure what the attraction is...

  • @curiousdwk - 

    As Martin Luther once said, "If you are going to sin, sin boldly."

  • @msbutterfli - 

    That sort of reminds me when I mentioned my shoe size and people wanted a photo of my penis...it's strange how people can be so attracted to the feet. I was thinking of doing another porn entry. I find the posters or covers for porno parodies and post them here. That is some real funny stuff.

  • Or, as some Catholics might say, if I'm to sin, and there are sins of omission and sins of commission, let me enjoy the sins of commission. 

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