January 23, 2009

• Lukewarm Links

  Sorry about not getting this out yesterday.  I had some sort of stomach virus and wasn't keeping anything down.  Yesterday I had to do some work for my aunt and then take my dad to the doctor for a check-up.  I ended up getting home very late and just crashed on my floor.  I woke up around 3AM with two cats sleeping on my back.  So here are the links for this week.

  I've been seeing some posts here on Xanga discussing the most memorable meal that a person has eaten.  Well no one has mentioned any of the dishes on this list.  This is some brutal stuff so be forewarned.  And speaking of brutal eating experiences here is a list of 8 terrifying restaurants that may ruin your appetite when you go there to dine. 

  When I was a kid, I watched cartoons and read comics.  Little did I know that the female characters were ushering me into manhood.  Here are 10 of the 80s female cartoon characters that may have shaped my life as well as many other strange boys around the globe. 

  All these years, I have been doing it for free.  I need some training so that eventually I can become this guy's successor.  I think the only drawback to this career path might be the huge amounts of methane that may cause brain damage and global warming. 

  Screw you, race car bed!  I have a new dream bed.

  A few weeks ago I posted a story about Charles Barkley being pulled over under suspicion of drunk driving as well as running a stop sign.  He claims he saw a girl that gave him the best blow job in the world.  Well, The Onion reports that Charles finally get that beej and here's a report from the press conference.  Oh and by the way, he was twice the legal limit for alcohol.

  Well this is definitely something that shouldn't be given as a present.  Ozark Craft=FAIL!

  I love video games.  I love sports.  Sports video games are my crack.  Here is a list of the top ten video game sports teams.  I am shocked by how many of these games I have played. 

  Stan Lee is set to create a gay comic book hero.  Wasn't Batman gay or at least Robin?  So this character will have to conceal two identities.  I think I would read it and I can already see the Christian protesters lining up for this one and then they will claim they are being persecuted by a fictional comic book hero. 

  Here's a fun little video of the faces of all 44 presidents.

  Earlier I read a tear soaked blog about how all the work of the pro-life contingent of our country has seen all their efforts defeated by one of President Obama's executive orders.  I laughed and then I found this article about some of the most famous, infamous, and ridiculous executive orders in our nation's history.  I would love to find the one that officially declared that my people were citizens of the United States.  I think it was under Truman or Eisenhower.  I'll have to look into that.

  When I was in college one of the things that always pissed me off were the notes that people posted telling us how evil we were for doing things in the dorm or around campus.  This website is like re-enrolling in my college.

  How did you like President Obama's inauguration speech?  I didn't think it was his best speech but it was very nice.  Here's a website where you can create your own inauguration speech.  Be warned:  you may need to use your knowledge of the English language.

  This website has to be one of the greatest of my finds.  It raised many questions.  How DO the blind enjoy porn?  I remember watching an episode of Just Shoot Me and the blind character had the uptight girl start describing the action on the scene but once she figured out that it was porn she freaked and left.  Well Porn for the Blind has the answer, audio tracks for porn videos. 

  This is what happens when you play too much World of Warcraft. 
  
  Crackity-gladoor/here's a link to Dr. Seuss Goes to War. 

  If you have every watched one of the ESPN networks for extended periods of time you know what Fatheads are and if not they are giant sports related posters.  Well thanks to the wonderful world of adult entertainment we now have Phat Head XXX.  Because you can never have enough lifesized naked women pasted on your walls.

  Crate and Barrel...actually crates and barrels featured in video games.  This is one of the lamest collections but I am amazed at the time they took to compile this website.

  Have you ever wondered what The Peanuts would have been like if it were written by Charles Bukowski?  Well now you don't have to guess.

  This has to be the best design for a credit card.  I really dislike the commercials that advertise that you can design your card anyway you'd like because this story proofs that you can't.

  I had a student sing this song on a field trip and after 1 minute I wanted to blow my brains out.  Please make it end.
  
  Here is a list of the films that most frequently use the word fuck.  How many Quentin Tarrantino movies are on that list?  The number one movie has an appropriate title. 
  
  A new study says that size does matter for women.  Not penises but wallets.
  
  The Razzie Award nominees have been announced.  I think I am more interested in these awards than the actual Academy Awards.  It's nice to see Paris Hilton nominated for something this award season.

  Can't think of anything funny.  Here's a list of 10 gadgets that President Obama should have now that he is allowed a BlackBerry that supposedly is going to cost $3,300 but I think that will be deducted from his paycheck.

  This is going to be one long semester.

  I'll be back later tonight with a celebrity round up.  I have to check today's news and also go buy some cat litter.  Fun times!

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