January 30, 2009

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  • "I have a parcel of land you may be interested in purchasing" that quote sounds extremely familiar...

    and what did that yellow poster from the feminism pic even say? I couldnt make it out...

  • @M00nDoll - 

    Well I know that people used to say, "I have a bridge to sell you" and that was a reference to the Brooklyn Bridge and how people preyed on immigrants and "sold" them the bridge.

    The poster says "Iron My Shirt, Bitch"

  • ohhh hahahah. that is soo funny. if the wommen saw that poster i hope they punched them in the face lol.

    and yeahh thats what i heard, my mom once said that. Haha what would you do with a bridge, anyway except be an ass and charge admission for ppl to use it.

  • i haven't read it yet, but you linked me! you linked me! you linked me! *jumps up and down* err idk why this excites me hahaha everybody carry on. nothing to see her folks

  • oh my god. the mexican thing was hilarious...

  • I'm glad Sarah Palin was the number 1 most loathsome person of 2008. :)

  • The son-of-a-bitch pronunciation had me rolling for about an hour!! You made my day once again!!

  • man, those are brilliant!

  • @M00nDoll - 

    I think the reason so many immigrants fell for that was because when they came to America they hoped to buy land some day and could you imagine owning your own bridge? Many came over here because of the land ownership regulations or maybe that was partly why the Pilgrims came over.

  • @MrsMok - 

    Well I am glad it was exciting. You linked to me so I thought I would return the favor.

  • @SpongeBobScaredyPants - 

    You know...I often enjoy finding those strange "positions" and just try to picture them actually happening. I seriously wonder if any ever happen but just the description is funny enough.

  • @CanadianConspiracy - 

    Yes and so far she would be on 2009's list. She is in D.C. this weekend and I think she may be elected chairperson of the Republican party but that is just my opinion however she is supposed to have a dinner with President Obama and she was telling reporters about it and how she couldn't wait to sit down one on one with him and talk about everything. Then a reporter told her that it wasn't a one on one dinner and she looked like she stepped in dog crap. I can't stand her.

  • @spicyhotcoffee - 

    Awesome...I had to lsiten to it a few times before I finally got the word. I can't believe that is an alternate pronunciation. Could you imagine that in the spelling contest? The kid would ask for the alternate ways it's said and the stuffy guy in the suit and tie would say that. That makes me laugh just imagining that. I am glad I helped make your day.

  • @makethemakersmile - 

    Wow...thank you and thanks for the recommendation.

  • @godfatherofgreenbay - 

    Haha, I wish she would just figure out that she is a moron and retreat back to her eskimo hut and leave us all alone. I feel like she's definitely gearing up to run in 2012, and it makes me want to barf.

  • @godfatherofgreenbay - 

    I hear it all the time pronounced that way, but never thought it was actually documented as correct. It's usually the people who dip snuff or have no teeth that pronounce it that way, so I had an awesome laugh.

  • Okay, before I read this, I was absolutely 100% certain I knew what "deceptively" meant.  But when I tried to dissect the phrase cracked.com used, my brain almost exploded :)

    Here's is the little conversation that went on in my head:

    "Huh?  What do you mean no one actually knows what it means?  Okay, I'll look at your sentence.  Oh, that's easy!  This sentence means that the pool is shalloweeeeeer... um, well, it means... uhhhhhhh.  Oh, shit."

    :)

    My brain still hurts.

    BTW, that top 50 list was awesome.  I seriously LOLed at the Keith Olbermann one.  So true, so true... and I listen to his podcast all the time at work :)   Sarah Palin's sentence was perfect.  The best, though, had to be Joe the Plumber. 

  • @godfatherofgreenbay - most welcome :D

  • @spicyhotcoffee - 

    I had a classmate from Atlanta that always said it that way.

  • @ithiliya - 

    That one and irregardless really made me think of how I spoke. That 50 Loathsome list is perfect.

  • I think that the Craiglist ad about sex in cereal might be the funniest thing I've ever read. Geez, I love cereal... but not that much. =p

  • I lied, the mexican sex positions was the funniest. I fell over laughing and then I couldn't sit back up because my sides hurt. Someone deserves an award for even Thinking of those. And the comments are even more hilarious.

  • @godfatherofgreenbay - "Irregardless"  is one that people pick on a lot, so I knew about it already... that and "ironic", of course.  I didn't know about "plethora" and I was using it in the common way.  I told my husband about that and we spent all weekend trying to come up with ways in conversation to use "plethora" correctly :)   Yes, we are the dorky.

  • @ithiliya - 

    Actually that is how I picture my marriage so maybe it won't happen...sitting around all day discussing proper English...actually I think that is why my last girlfriend left me.

  • @godfatherofgreenbay - *LOL* Well, not ALL day :)

  • @twistedmistletoe - 

    I love cereal. I eat so much of it but never for breakfast. Well I should elaborate and say I love kid type cereal. In my college cafeteria they had a cereal bar and every Tuesday and Thursday they brought out Cinnamon Toast Crunch and there was always a mad dash for that stuff. I usually eat it for a dessert because that is basically the equivalent. With all the cereal I used to eat and still eat, I guess that makes me a cereal killer...yes I am lame.

    That Urban Dictionary is hilarious especially with the sex position nicknames. I am thinking I should break out a list that I once found a long time ago.

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