February 6, 2009
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Lukewarm Links
Well I was going to do a couple posts today but I got caught up with other work and decided to save it all for this entry.
There are so many movies out there about serial killers. TV shows deal with serial killers. Are there still serial killers with all the advances we have in crime fighting? Well yes and here is a list of 5 serial killers that are out are currently free. Just a warning, that video for the #1 guy is pretty disturbing. I couldn't get through it. I am surprised they didn't list the Zodiac Killer but of course they didn't know who that is.
Sometimes the weapons that people use in movies are pretty stupid. Here's a list of the 11 worst weapons in fiction. They didn't cover the Batman movie with Adam West...Bat Shark Repellent...horrible.
Where do you get your advice? I seriously hope you don't take advice from people on TV. Here are the five worst people on TV that you could take advice from.
I was reading article about how pornography has helped shape some of the format wars be it VHS vs Beta or Blu-Ray vs HD-DVD. Now I found a delightful little article that says porn titles will soon be released in 3D. Good thing I saved those glasses I just had to get for the Super Bowl...what I used them for like 1 minute, I guess now they could come in handy.
This is a cool little site that took off with a Tom Hanks picture. All you have to do is state what's your favorite thing about today.
Someone had a little time on their hands and learned how to hack those road construction signs. This is their handy work. Now people are up in arms that people will hack them all over and it will be mass confusion and panic. I still remember the time a friend hacked into a Coke machine with excellent results and the same guy also used his cell phone to change street lights that had emergency sensors. Some people just have way too much time to think about this stuff.
Do any of you use the Google Maps with the street views? Well the Google Maps Car hit a deer and it got caught on the map. Funny stuff.
Have you ever wondered what you might look like as a MILF? Well now you can find out.
I have caught a lot of people doing this but I never baked them a cake.
Mother Jones tackled an interesting topic: how and where do KKK members get their clothing? Interesting read.
I hope this replaces the Rick Roll...You've been Boss Cocked!
In case you didn't know, while Noah was on the Ark, he wrote a blog.
This is a collection of really bad signs. People have to be complete idiots to post some of those signs.
Michael Phelps, in conjunction with Cheech and Chong, has started a porn site. It's called Girls Gone Weed. I know there are all sorts of porn fetishes out there but this is new to me.
Are you trying to advance things physically in your relationship? Well Google Maps gives you directions on how to get from Hugging and Kissing to Fucking. Brilliant!
This has to be the greatest bacon recipe ever. I can feel my arteries hardening already.
Sometimes I wish real girls were this interactive. I am digging these Choose-Your-Own-Adventures on Youtube.
A radio host interviewed the most recent guy that admitted to having an affair with former pastor, Ted Haggard. There is some funny stuff here especially when they talk about Ted Two. Maybe Pastor Ted took that phrase, "go fuck yourself" a little too seriously.
Because Unicorns totally kick ass, I present you a way to cornify your own website.
This is a new Christian site called Passion 4 Christ Movement. It was sort of an interesting concept BUT then I saw their t-shirts. Go down to the third row and look at the shirts the guy and girl are wearing. Could you wear that in public? If I got that shirt, then I would have to get a t-shirt that says Hypocrite.
These sunglasses are pretty cool looking but isn't the description a bit racist?
Does the economy have you down? Do you enjoy wine but can't afford to drink it regularly given the state of things these days? Well here is a site that can help you make your own wine for about $10.
You have probably heard of the Christian Bale outburst by now and if not stay tuned for tomorrows celebrity round up. Here is the Christian Bale sound board.
Well that is it for this week. I hope you enjoyed. Tomorrow I may have an extra post in conjunction with my Celebrity Round Up.
Comments (12)
I loved the blurb about the 3D Porn. I watched it, however, without the glasses and I'm afraid there was no increase in my dimension as a result. (xmile)
@curiousdwk -
I fear how they will use the 3D with the climax of scenes.
A few things: I forgot to leave you this link yesterday, but here's another funny one.
As far as Google maps goes, have you seen this one? Google this address: 8 Sampsonia Way, Pittsburgh, Allegheny, Pennsylvania 15212. Turn to the left and zoom in a little. Man, I love Google maps.
Some of those signs are pretty amazing. I sure wish my hometown offered the convenience of getting my flu shot and my botox done in the same place. Too mad Northern WI doesn't offer such amenities.
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Whoops: too bad. Not mad.
The bad signs one was pretty... blah. Most of 'em were just people who don't know how to spell or use commas or apostrophes. I did like the sign outside the arboretum with the list of things you couldn't do, but done in little "no" signs instead of words. There were about 3 on there that I had no idea what they meant! But the one that said KIDS BOOKS & PUPPETS... I sat there for a while trying to figure out what was even wrong with it. They forgot an apostrophe, but the person who took the picture was joking that it meant KIDS, BOOKS, & PUPPETS (despite the lack of commas). I thought the reason for taking the picture was even more dumb than the mistake on the sign.
I read about the people who changed the construction signs yesterday. The thing I found most interesting is that if they're convicted in Illinois, their fine is up to $250, I think... but if they're conviction in Indiana, they could spend up to a year in jail and something like $5000 in fines. I have been consistently looking ahead for zombies, though
@musicofthemoment -
That was pretty funny with the Google Maps. I wish they did those street things around here because I would do goofy stuff like that.
Oh yeah there are awesome stores that have the strangest combinations. I was visiting a friend in Hortonville, WI(near Appleton) and he lived by the greatest store ever. I can't remember the name but it was a bait shop and beauty parlor and also sold welding supplies. That is better than Walmart.
@ithiliya -
Yeah not all those signs were winners. I actually am such an English prude that I look for improper English on signs. Sorry to let you down. Looks like it is hari-kari for me.
Wow, they are pretty strict about their signs in Indiana. They must not want the residents to get too confused or worried about zombie attacks. My grandma always talked about the War of the Worlds broadcast and how people were driving around in pick up trucks with their guns on the look out for aliens. I don't know what the penalty is in Wisconsin for tampering with construction signs. I may or may not have one of those blinking signs. We were drinking in Milwaukee and there was a sign near my car and a guy who was with use went up and took the light off the sign. He brought in the car and it kept blinking the whole way home. After a while it died. Oh and I had a friend in high school whose father was a county commissioner in charge of road signs. Because stop signs were regularly stolen he kept a stack of stop signs in his garage that stood about 6 ft high. He gave me a few when I was talking about decorating my dorm room.
@godfatherofgreenbay - I stole a no left turn sign when I lived in Green Bay. I put it in my apartment as a joke for a few days, because if you walked in and turned left you'd smack your forehead into a wall
Then the joke got old, and I got rid of it... don't remember how.
Apparently there is nothing better to do in Wisconsin than steal signs. I still want that Bong Recreation one, though...
That whole War of the Worlds broadcast thing is so weird, looking at it from a modern perspective. We're just too trained to assume everything even a little out of the ordinary is fake, I guess. Could you imagine if someone tried to pull that today? We're just too connected. I mean, even if they somehow got, like, every top anchor and reporter in on the joke/story, and had them report it as if it were actually happening, everyone would just jump online where there'd be hundreds of reports within moments showing that it's fake *LOL* It's be fun to try, though. Even if we didn't have internet access, we'd probably only think twice about it if someone like the President got on the TV and said it was real
T. Hanks has quite a cool name, I hadn't recognized that before.
The free killers is no comfortable thought...
@nattata -
I saw that at a sub place once before and I found out that most every one of the restaurants in that chain do that with their garbage bins.
haha this is a mouthful but pretty cool
http://www.bash.org/?406381
@smile_dolphin_gal -
That's pretty good...thanks!
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