February 19, 2009
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Lukewarm Links pt.1
I didn't do this post last week so I have an overabundance of links. I will offer some this evening and some tomorrow. I think I am getting out of my funk. I am debating whether or not I should rent a tux for this weekend. I have no special events planned. I just want to rent a tux and wear it around the house as I go about my daily routine also if I were to get a tux it would be for a special day and then I may visit a second rate casino. Oh and it would have to come with a top hat and a cane but then I may have to visit the monocle store.
I like comic books and there is always things in them that bother me. They all have rules that they have to follow. Marvel started breaking the comic code but now that comic books are hitting the big screen in a big way the movies have some stupid rules it seems that every comic book film series has to follow and here is a list of those 8 laws.
Network TV sucks! There I said it. There is no depth in the shows anymore. OK so maybe I don't watch Lost so don't hold that against me but everything else insists upon itself or is a reality program. To get people to continue watching networks have employed some dirty tactics and here is a list of 5 of their cheap tricks and they don't rock like the Rockford rock legends that my dad said regularly played weekends during the summer in my adopted hometown.
A few years ago, I bought my dad a couple of DVD sets for Christmas. One was a Looney Tunes and the other was Tom and Jerry. There was a warning label on the Looney Tunes set that said may include adult material. I was intrigued. It contained some objectionable racist material. The Tom and Jerry one my dad said was altered in the voice of a female character. Well here is a list of 5 classic cartoons that the man doesn't want you to see.
I posted a link to this one a long time ago and it has finally hit the shelves: GUITAR PRAISE! Now instead of playing the heathen based Guitar Hero or Rock Band you can play all Christian rock songs. My question is how does a person play the guitar is their hands are waving in the air.
This is the best idea for an alarm clock. I am now trying to make one that wakes me up with the scent of freshly baked chocolate chip cookies.Here is a fun website that honestly tells you the weather in your hometown.
I loved when Danger Mouse came out with the Grey Album and now I have found a website promoting Jaydiohead....trust me it's great.
Do you have a video game that you absolutely love but haven't conquered? Well here is a site that has a list of different games from multiple systems that show how the game ends. Now I can say I have seen the ending of every single SNES game that I own.
Can't give away too much but check out this site for a little something fun to do over the phone.
The Oscars on on Sunday. Who are your favorites this year? OK, I digress...here is a list of the worst Oscar winners in the awards' history.
I am trying to break my Xanga addiction with this awesome new game Super Obama World. More stages are coming.
I hate spiders. I got bit by one a few years ago and I almost lost my leg. I am trying to overcome my fear of spiders by playing with this little toy.
Yahoo Answers gives me so much to laugh at like this one, this one, and most definitely this one.
I remember when this guy fought to get on the ballot for governor in Minnesota. Oh how the mighty have fallen!
I want to buy hundreds because that is how evil I am but I can't because there is no salvation outside of the Catholic Church.
Remember when TGIF was the greatest night on television or at least when ABC had their sitcoms that featured a slew of child actors? Have you ever wondered what happened to those kids? Well here is a site that answers some of those questions. God...Urkel looks horrible.
I see a buddy comedy/action film coming from this Craigslist entry. Maybe a new Cheech and Chong movie or possibly a new Harold and Kumar movie...I'm getting writing.I am hoping that these bands don't have managers because I know I can take them places.
I love Batman and I love the character The Joker. I thought Heath Ledger's portrayal was stellar and he deserves a posthumous Oscar. But I don't know as if I agree with this story.
Someone has taken it upon themselves to draw a response to the new Pepsi logo. It seems quite fitting.
Well it's nice to know they don't do crack at Victoria's Secret but this is sort of ridiculous.
What to know why you are gaining weight? This is why you are fat. OK, it's why I am fat too. Oh this aptly titled blog may be another reason why we are fat.
This kid is going places. Read the column under his picture and then his statements. Classic.
Are you sick of just plain vodka and don't want to shell out the big bucks for the flavored stuff? Well here is a little tutorial to make your own flavored vodka with Skittles. I am going to do this one of these weekends.
Well that is it for this part. I'll have more tomorrow.
Comments (11)
so i haven't read this yet, but i scanned it and i'm already familiar with some of these links. too much time on my hands? i think yes! oh and the tux and top hat and cane is so crisp, dude. you have GOT to do it && I'm going to start sending you all my links. i don't have the patience to write about them, but you can do it for me
@MrsMok -
Excellent. Jsut send them my way.
The tux idea...I have no clue why that just appeals to me. Maybe that in the last 3 weeks, I have taken four inches off my waist.
was it a brown recluse that bit you?
i myself miss being able to make prank phone calls, back in the day when there was no caller id. some good times were had calling people at all hours of the night.
okay, the f*cking weather. giggle snort giggle snort. I really did laugh hysterically when I opened that one.
did someone really write, "i have smelt mine"?? that sounds a little hillbilly-ish.
jody sweeten grew up.
the vodka skittles sounds like something you might have the morning after having too much to drink.
Sorry to write so much. this was hysterical. I am sitting here at 2 in the morning giggling.
won't be giggling in a few hours when it is time to get up though.
@SpongeBobScaredyPants -
What happened with that spider was I was hosting a guy who was in town for a wedding. I was out grilling and I had my hands full with spices and utensils. I felt this crawling on my leg and look down and I see something dark. I go to brush it off with my foot but as my foot got closer I felt a searing pain in my calf. I could hardly walk after about 10 minutes. I had to go to the hospital and get some shots. Well that didn't work and a day later after the wedding rehearsal I ended up back in the emergency room and the doctor said that if I didn't come in earlier I would have had to have my leg amputated. I still have scars and the venom ate away some of the muscle in my calf. Oh and I did usher in that wedding on my bum leg. That was hell.
A friend and I used to prank call a 9 hole golf course near us and we always asked if Tiger was there.
That weather one is great. I love how you can type in most every zip code and it is fairly accurate.
Oh I never thought about the morning after with those vodka skittles, almost makes me cringe just like thinking about anything with peppermint coming up after a night of heavy drinking.
Write as much as you like. Thank you for reading! Hopefully I'll have the second part up earlier tomorrow.
The classic cartoons were hilarious...offensive, but hilarious all the same. The fucking weather was awesome! I laughed til I cried!! And I saw that ad in Victoria Secret...I was just as puzzled as everyone else. I'm having a sleepless night and was so glad to see this post! Can't wait til the next installment.
@spicyhotcoffee -
Yeah those cartoons are horribly offensive but, sadly, they are part of our history. I love the Flinstones cigarette ad. That weather one I love because finally there is an honest forecaster. I am glad I made your night better.
@godfatherofgreenbay -
Will do! And duh, tuxes are mad snazzy and that whole weight thing is good right? I never know what stereotype I'm supposed to follow with guys and that stuff.
@MrsMok -
I didn't get to the rental place today so I will have to put it off for another time. Well given my health problems and all the other numbers that aren't good in my body the weight loss is not good. It's not like you could tell since I am so large to begin with, I mean it is like getting cut with a chainsaw and trying to pick out which tooth cut you first.
@godfatherofgreenbay -
POSITIVITY
The weather one was awesome
Mine said:
"29?!
That's F****** Cold
(Not f****** jogging weather)
That last part was the best... ahhhhh, Blagojevich references will NEVER get old!
@ithiliya -
I wonder what Hot Rod is up to these days. I have this dream where he is working at a McDonald's to make ends meet and he has to wear a hair net bust as you may have figured out I have demented dreams.
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