February 21, 2009
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Celebrity Round Up 2/20
Sorry, I'm not doing one this week. Today Nattata surprised me by announcing that today is my birthday. Yes, it's true. Today is my birthday. It hasn't gone exactly according to plan. I went out to lunch with my dad and he was going to take me to my favorite restaurant for lunch but he decided that if he took me without my mom that he would hear about it. But, before we ate, he insisted that I get a haircut. I guess I was looking sort of shaggy but it made a tight pompadour. We went to a local bar and grill and had a sandwich. I went to the house with him because he said they wanted me over for supper. Well he opens the garage door and pulls the car in and as he is shutting the door with the remote I hear a loud snap and one of the springs on the garage door busts in two. Luckily it went passed me otherwise I probably would have been knocked out. I sat around and did some reading but then I realized I had some work I had to take care so I leave and go to church and make copies. It took me an hour and half because the stupid copy machine didn't want to work for me. Finally I got everything finished and headed to my parents' for supper. Pulled pork sandwiches, potato salad, and vinegar cole slaw to top the pork and my mom made me a red velvet cake with cream cheese frosting. Thank god she didn't pull out any candles. After supper they gave me my presents: Guns N Roses "Chinese Democracy", The Flaming Lips "Christmas on Mars", a bag of soda poppers pop flavored candy and they rented a dvd for me. Just a note: never rent a movie for someone else. Let them pick it out. They rented An American Carol and my mom said that she rented it for me because the lead actor is from Wisconsin and is the brother of the late Chris Farley. Well that was a waste of an hour and 15 minutes. I was going to head to the casino and waste the $24 free dollars that were given to me for birthday and player's club but it's snowing and sleeting. We are supposed to get about 6 inches of snow tonight. So I have just sat in tonight and now I thought I would share my day with you.
I really appreciate the birthday greetings I have received here on Xanga. I don't know how to put this without being a prick but your greetings are much more and generous and meaningful than my supposed "real" friends, those who haven't said anything to me. I just want to say that I appreciate your real friendship from people I haven't met. It is moving and makes this cold-hearted bastard misty eyed.
Maybe I will crack open a bottle of gin tonight. The night is young and I have nowhere to be this weekend.
I won't be celebrating like this:
I never knew cake could be erotic...oh wait, I did. I went to an erotic bakery/porn shop. The bakery part was just a book with the different cakes you could order. It was a let down.
Once again thank you.
Vielen Dank!
Comments (41)
Happy Birthday!
Aw, Happy Birthday. Red Velvet Cake is friggin delicious, I'm jealous. =]
P.S. The penis cake... I don't know whether to laugh, or run screaming for the hills. That is not something I would want on film.
Happy Birthday man, even though you're a Packers fan
happy birthday, godfather haha. fun fact: my real godfather is in the church business too, something like you?
anyway have a great one!
Too bad that you didn't hit the jackpot. Maybe next year!
Hey Dude! Happy Birthday! Get to that casino and celebrate proper!!! These pictures were fun . . . cake and sex . . . it doesn't get any better than that . . .
Happy birthday. Remember: A man is only as old as the woman he feels. (Although in our case, I have to amend that to "as old as the woman he feels in his imagination."
HAPPY BIRTHDAY!!!
A Very Happy Birthday to you! Even though your dad made you cut your hair! Which sounds so 70's ya know? "You cant live here son until you CUT THAT HAIR!"
But yeah, celebrate for a week! If you need to shake the dust from yourself do so... go on a cruise!
Well I was going to say happy belated birthday but no one else did so I won't I guess. We had red velvet cake the other day!
So with the erotic cake, is there another cake too? If there is cake I'd like to eat it, but not a cake someone licked all over.
Happy Birthday
Happy birthday! Sorry I'm a little late. Yesterday was my cousin's birthday too
holy hell I'm a freaking ass monger lord of electric r-tards here i had been yammering on (as usual) on my site and completely blanked on seeing what was going on at your posts lol
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well a late happy birthday to you anyway. i hope your next one is much better (at the very least filled with scores of cask bearing happy smiley women with the finest brew the world has ever known
oh yeah that cake bothers me on so many different levels lmao
i would love to have been there to see the bakers face when that order came up.
"can you make a fellatio capable cake?" crap i would have freaking died laughing my ass off
Happy Birthday. And things rarely go according to your plan, just everyone else's. Life rules, lol. Funny cake
@AlterEgo909 -
Thank you very much.
@twistedmistletoe -
Thank you. Yeah that cake was great except when I went back to get the leftovers, they were all gone because my dad ate them all. No wonder he has diabetes.
Oh the penis cake...I don't know which is worse: the cake or one of the girl's friends holding her hair and appearing to force her head down on that thing.
@kachino -
Yes, us Packer fans deserve something decent on our birthdays because we won't be winning any Super Bowl any time soon, not with that slack-jawed idiot McCarthy running things. I was actually scared that the people of Green Bay wanted a guy named McCarthy running things.
@smile_dolphin_gal -
Thanks...that is interesting. I used to be an ordained minister but I sort of drifted out of that. I now help out with teaching adult Bible classes and running the church.
@nattata -
Well I have the $24 free until the end of the month and then it disappears. I can only use it on slot machines which I don't usually play.
@jacksoncroons -
Thank you. I wish I could have hit the casino this weekend but I got snowed in, about 7 inches worth of snow. I have the free play until the 28th. Oh and that poem you wrote didn't work because I couldn't get out, too bad. Oh and sex and cake, I have been interested in combining the two however, this sounds horrible, but I think it may be a waste of food.
@curiousdwk -
Thank you. That is absolutely true. I wouldn't have wanted to hear that a few years ago when someone gave me for a present a copy of a magazine that was something like Golden Girls, all the women were over 60. Not that there is anything wrong with older ladies but not in the magazine. I'll stick with the celebrities I write about.
@ThatOneBlondeChick -
Thank you!
@theladyofabundance -
Thank you! My parents have always been weird about my hair. I was never allowed to get it cut the way I wanted. I came home from college one weekend with my eyebrow pierced and they weren't upset but when I came home with my hair bleach blonde they shit bricks.
I need to get out and celebrate but I am thinking if I went on a cruise I would sneak off the boat and try to sneak into the country of my destination. I was also thinking of applying for jobs in Hawaii and trying to get the interviews for a certain week that way I can have a "working vacation".
@TiRocKiinPiinK -
Thank you. That red velvet cake was great from what I had of it. My dad ate most of it so I didn't get the leftovers.
I was wondering that too about that birthday cake or at least I would hope that what she is applying her mouth to isn't really part of the cake but just had frosting on it.
@Shy___Away -
Thank you!
@CanadianConspiracy -
Thank you! I also share my birthday with Cindy Crawford, Charles Barkley, Rihanna, and Sidney Poitier.
@IHearTheOcean -
Thank you...yeah make plans, it makes God laugh. Sometime I hope to get out this week to celebrate. That cake is interesting.
@godfatherofgreenbay -
But even if it isn't part of the cake, just think of that drool collecting in a puddle surrounding that item. Ew, no one is going to what that piece of the cake! That would gross me out enough to where I wouldn't even eat any cake!
@choralone -
Thank you. I don't blame anyone for missing it because I didn't advertise it until the day of. Yes, I need the cask bearing girls to provide me hoppy goodness. Actually there was this girl that worked at that brewery that I had a thing for. She hated my guts when she first met my posse. We stole beer all the time on the tours. It was $2 for a tour and you sample 5 beers and then receive one free full beer. Well we would go up there and drink ourselves silly. The college dean gave the tours and he would sit down a six pack for three of us to sample at times. Anyway over time this girl and I warmed up especially when on a tour I brought in pretzels and shared with everyone and then I helped her clean up the beer room. Well she blew my mind when she represented the brewery in a sauerkraut wrestling tournament. Anyway I moved away and lost touch...no not that way.
I have always wanted to go to a bakery and ask them to make a vagina cake and in the middle there would have to be a cherry. I wonder if non-adult bakeries would make those things.
@TiRocKiinPiinK -
Yeah, I didn't think of the drool puddles...what a waste of food!
@godfatherofgreenbay -
Ew, this is all making me want to vomit now.
@godfatherofgreenbay - Sex and cake a waste of food???? you're obviously not doing it right : )
@jacksoncroons -
Yeah I probably haven't read the proper schematics.
Ello. =] Happy late birthday yo!
@bakaakao -
Thank you and thanks for the add.
@godfatherofgreenbay -
Alright, since you guys are far from winning a Super Bowl, fancy trading us Aaron Rodgers?
Anyways, I'm in the same boat with Brad Childress as the Vikings coach. I just find him way too conservative.
Oh man I missed it!!!!!
Happy belated birthday!
@ExposedWrists -
I am still happy that you had the thought. Thank you very much.
h bday!
@pureboy123 -
Thank you! Thanks for the add!
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