February 25, 2009
-
Motivation
I should have done this post first before my power rankings because that way I could say that this post would motivate me to do a power rankings complete with fake scoring system. Oh well, hindsight is 20/20. So what should I motivate myself to do? Read? Re-watch seasons 1 and 2 of Rome? Learn the theme song from Mission Hill on my guitar? Read? Manipulate the ship's primary firing mechanism? Read it is...
Oh I know what I need motivation to do...decide what to give up for Lent...dang, I'm too late. Better luck next year. I suppose I could do a Ramadan fast for Lent like I did a few years ago or maybe I could give up red meat....HAHAHAHAHA. I know...I'll give up McDonald's. I hope you found motivation to do whatever it is that you need to do.
Oh and the girls in the first poster...yes, they are real. The Hensel twins...they lived near where I lived in Minnesota. In fact their high school was a rival with the public school where I taught. When I went to that public school's sporting events, I saw them at a couple of games.
Comments (27)
The last one is the best!
You cheater! lol When you give up McDonalds, I'll give up BurgerKing.
I agree; the last one is awesome! I laughed pretty hard.
A much better set of motivations this time around!
I saw the girls in the first one at a Perkins up north once, 6-7 years ago or something like that. The caption is dead on -- that is almost what I did.
The Cardio one is the best. Yup.
I'm not being facetious, but I have always wondered what the sex life of siamese twins would be like.
I love the Mother Nature photo, the Fear of Liberals one, and the Rack with the Sauce.
@nattata -
Yeah I thought that one was great because I recently thinking of purchasing a GPS device but then I realized I know every road in these parts so I wouldn't need it.
Yeah, I was sort of joking about giving up McDonald's. It's sort of like giving up something that isn't a part of my life.
@methodElevated -
Yes, that last one is pretty good. I teared up when I first saw it. Thanks, I hope I can get some better ones for next week as well.
@MrsMok -
Yeah it makes me think of OctoMom and that Duggar lady. Is sex even enjoyable? I mean a lady who has had 17 kids...that's like parking a Volkswagen Beetle in a airplane hangar or sticking a toothpick in a coffee can.
Hell, for that rack of ribs, even I would bring the sauce.
@Shy___Away -
Yes...yes...I am just speechless.
@curiousdwk -
Well there was a documentary about them on TLC a while back and that was when I came up with the worst sitcom idea ever...me married to Siamese twins and it would be called Double Vision(of course it would have the Foreigner song as the theme). Anyway on that show they talked about how they are entering college and that might present challenges for dating because of anatomy. Yes, they showed a diagram of what they have.
@ThatOneBlondeChick -
Yeah it was weird when I saw them at a football game. I didn't know how to react. But after seeing them at many sporting events it just became second nature.
McDonalds drugs their food, you can't give it up! Lol, I love them and hate them at the same time.
Great pics, gave me a good laugh!
@Lighthouse_Oceanlover -
I have been trying to get rid of McDonald's from my diet. I am still trying to figure out when the last time it was that I ate at one. It was before the election. Have you read Fast Food Nation? That made me want to give up all fast food.
Thank you and thanks for the add!
@godfatherofgreenbay -
I don't think I've read that, I'll have to look it up and read it. That's good you're getting them out of your diet though, they really aren't good at all, heathwise anyway, lol.
@Lighthouse_Oceanlover -
Fast Food Nation is by Eric Schlosser. There was a film developed from that book but I never saw it because I didn't think it was possible to base a movie on that book.
No way are they real! Are they on youtube?
And gothopotumus is scary....
@theladyofabundance -
Yes they are real. I have seen them with my own four eyes...I mean two eyes plus glasses. Here is the wikipedia article and two videos on youtube.
YEs the motivation is what i need now..
@tweeny_tear -
Well I hope you find it here.
@godfatherofgreenbay - Or tossing a pickle in the grand canyon.
A girl from my high school used to be called the Tri-city "Bicycle"... Also reguarded as the town's "Shotgun", (if you don't get that.. it ivolves cocking, and blowing).. Mmmm. She set the standards high at the age of 14. =p
Thanks for cheeking out the site
I hope you join 
the last two are the funniest to me.
@SpongeBobScaredyPants -
Yeah I love that kid. Sarah is doing important governor work and here is her little girl flipping off another kid. That is so awesome.
@twistedmistletoe -
Pickle in the grand canyon...funny.
I had never heard that term about the town's shotgun but now it makes sense, I am going to have to use that...I mean the term not the town's shotgun. 14? Well I guess I knew stuff my students did at that age and I was no saint but to develop a reputation that early is pretty bad. She could have used Maury and his motivational speakers that put them in prison for a few hours.
The term everyone was "Monica is the townshotgun.. two cocks and she blows.." *shiver*...When her name was called at graduation, the auditorium was filled with a buzz of conversation.. and it wasn't about her choice in shoes.
@twistedmistletoe -
Wow...intriguing but maybe that is because I finally decided it is best to no longer force those celibacy vows on myself. You paint an interesting picture of the graduation..you leave me guessing...I can't even remember my graduation service other than the school choir and band didn't sing or play because the majority of members got busted at a kegger a few nights prior. I went to a religious school so it was more or less a church service so people didn't really dress risque even under their gowns.
Comments are closed.