March 10, 2009

• Survey Thing

  I haven’t done one of these in quite some time so for the benefit of my newer readers here are 100 questions about me.  I also am looking for a way to erase my memory of something that happened this weekend and delaying another entry that I want to make that will take some time to work on.
  
  
  

  1. ONE OF YOUR SCARS, HOW DID YOU GET IT?
  On my right middle finger I have two scars, one is from when I was about 5 or 6 and I tipped over my big wheel and it crushed my finger and the other is from my senior year in high school when a dog bit me

  2. WHAT IS ON THE WALLS IN YOUR ROOM?
  paint, heads of deer that my grandfather shot

  3. DO YOU SNORE, GRIND YOUR TEETH, OR TALK IN YOUR SLEEP?
  I probably snore but I have been told that I talk and laugh

  4. WHAT TYPE OF MUSIC DO YOU LISTEN TO?
  I listen to most anything other than country…well modern country

  5. DO YOU KNOW WHAT TIME YOU WERE BORN?
  That isn’t my earliest memory but I have been told that it was early in the morning like 1 or 2

  6. WHAT DO YOU WANT MORE THAN ANYTHING RIGHT NOW?
  A big bag of money that is so heavy I have to drag it with me everywhere I go and the bag has to have a giant dollar sign on the side

  7. WHAT DO YOU MISS?
  Love, Cop Rock, New Ulm

  8. WHAT IS YOUR MOST PRIZED POSSESSION(S)?
  my special purpose, my Blazer

  9. HOW TALL ARE YOU?
  6’2″

  10. ARE YOU CLAUSTROPHOBIC?
  In certain situations like in an elevator

  11. DO YOU GET SCARED IN THE DARK?
  not really except when I am watching some sort of horror movie

  12. THE LAST PERSON TO MAKE YOU CRY?
  ah, that I can’t remember but the last thing to make me cry was that Christian the Lion video

  13.WHAT’S YOUR WORST FEAR?
  that I will never succeed and sometimes it looks that way, dying alone

  14. WHAT KIND OF HAIR/EYE COLOR DO YOU LIKE ON THE OPPOSITE SEX?
  I am not that picky but I do hope they would have eyes but hair may be optional

  15. WHERE CAN YOU SEE YOURSELF PROPOSING AT?
  Someone was an English major…actually have thought this through, it would be my favorite spot but I can’t give it away in case my future wife would be reading this

  16. COFFEE OR ENERGY DRINK?
  I used to guzzle energy drinks but now I drink coffee

  17. FAVORITE PIZZA TOPPING?
  pig or cow

  18. IF YOU COULD EAT ANYTHING RIGHT NOW, WHAT WOULD IT BE?
  I have a craving for some cookie dough

  19. FAVORITE COLOR OF ALL TIME?
  I like navy blue

  20. HAVE YOU EVER EATEN A GOLDFISH?
  those little crackers I hope so yes

  21. WHAT WAS THE FIRST MEANINGFUL GIFT YOU’VE EVER RECEIVED?
  a Nintendo back when I was 10 or so because it helped me develop my hand/eye coordination

  22. DO YOU HAVE A CRUSH?
  not really

  23. ARE YOU DOUBLE JOINTED?
  note anymore, the arthritis has set in

  24. FAVORITE CLOTHING BRAND?
  I detest brands

  25. WHO IS YOUR FAVORITE FEMALE/MALE CELEBRITY?
  Doris Roberts, Edward Norton, Franke Potente, Seth Rogen

  26. DO YOU HAVE A PET RIGHT NOW?
  Yes

  27. WHAT KIND IS IT?
  2 cats

  28. WOULD YOU FALL IN LOVE KNOWING THAT THE PERSON IS LEAVING?
  That may be out of my control

  Where’s number 29? Ooops.

  30. SAY A NUMBER FROM ONE TO A HUNDRED.
  79…the old football number

  31. BLONDES OR BRUNETTES?
  I have never dated a blonde so brunette?

  32. FAVORITE QUOTE?
  “God rest the souls of that poor family… and pussy’s half price for the next 15 minutes.”
  

  “Pain or damage don’t end the world. Or despair or fucking beatings. The world ends when you’re dead. Until then, you got more punishment in store. Stand it like a man… and give some back.”
  

  “In life you have to do a lot of things you don’t fucking want to do. Many times, that’s what the fuck life is… one vile fucking task after another”
  

  “America… just a nation of two hundred million used car salesmen with all the money we need to buy guns and no qualms about killing anybody else in the world who tries to make us uncomfortable.”

  
  33. FAVORITE PLACE?
  Like I said before I can’t give it away, possibly when it’s not underwater…Devil’s Lake

  34. HAVE YOU BEEN OUT OF THE USA?
  Even though I am an American, yes I have been.

  35. YOUR WEAKNESSES?
  a wink and a smile

  36. MET ANYONE FAMOUS?
  Scottie Pippen and Sean “X-Pac” Waltman

  37. FIRST JOB?
  lawn care specialist

  38. EVER DONE A PRANK CALL?
  I used to call a local 9 hole golf course asking if Tiger was there

  39. DO YOU THINK EVERYONE OUT THERE HAS A SOUL MATE?
  well personally I don’t believe I have one and if I do I have already met her and lost her

  40. WHAT WERE YOU DOING BEFORE YOU FILLED THIS OUT?
  listening to Bob and Tom

  41. HAVE YOU EVER HAD SURGERY?
  yes

  42. WHAT DO YOU GET COMPLIMENTED ABOUT MOST?
  that I am funny…probably looking, a little old lady at church said that I was very intelligent

  43. HAVE YOU EVER HAD BRACES?
  no

  44. WHAT DO YOU WANT FOR YOUR BIRTHDAY?
  restored health, vigor, and a return to my youth

  45. HOW MANY KIDS DO YOU WANT AND THEIR NAMES?
  I don’t really think I want kids but if I did have them they would have strange names…Atia, Octavia, Lucius, Kramer

  46. WERE YOU NAMED AFTER ANYONE?
  no

  47. WHAT IS THE BIGGEST TURN OFF OF THE OPPOSITE SEX?
  fat guy hatred, full of herself, obnoxious, nipple hair

  48. WHAT IS THE ONE THING YOU LIKE ABOUT HIGH SCHOOL?
  forced infidelity?  actually it would have been German or state football championship game

  49. WHAT KIND OF SHAMPOO DO YOU USE?
  I get a shampoo that describes my demeanor..Suave

  50. DO YOU LIKE YOUR HANDWRITING?
  I cannot write any more so I print and I think it rocks because I am breaking out the old Denealian writing style even though I never was taught that style

  51. WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE LUNCH MEAT?
  corned beef

  52. ANY BAD HABITS?
  nails, at times I have a high opinion of self, I no longer smoke or drink heavily

  53. ARE YOU A JEALOUS PERSON?
  Isn’t everyone a jealous person in some respect?

  54. IF YOU WERE ANOTHER PERSON, WOULD YOU BE FRIENDS WITH YOU?
  Hell, no!  I’m a massive tool

  55. DO YOU AGREE WITH FRIENDS WITH BENEFITS?
  I’ve never been in that situation so I can’t condemn it because if given the option I might say yes but I equate sex with love so it would be too much of a mindscrew

  56. DO LOOKS MATTER?
  I bitch that they shouldn’t but that is because I am a minger

  57. HOW DO YOU RELEASE ANGER?
  I used to drink and get in a batting or pitching cage, I developed some great pitches to relieve my stress, now I write or I get out the guitar

  No 58?

  59. WHAT’S YOUR MAIN GOAL IN LIFE?
  to be happy

  60. WHAT WAS YOUR FAVORITE TOY AS A CHILD?
  I loved G.I. Joes and matchobx cars

  61. HOW MANY NUMBERS ARE IN YOUR CELL PHONE?
  I think about 60 but it seems that my directory is a sausage fest

  62.WERE YOU A FAN OF BARNEY AS A LITTLE KID?
  He was just a fossil that had yet to have its DNA replicated

  63. DO YOU USE SARCASM?
  No, why would you think of such nonsense

  64. MASHED POTATOES OR MACARONI AND CHEESE?
  This is the most difficult question, if I could select which ones I would have to go with these instant four cheese potatoes which sometimes serves as my meals

  65. WHAT DO YOU LOOK FOR IN A GUY/GIRL?
  humor, intelligence, taste in music

  
  

  66. WHAT ARE YOUR NICKNAMES?
  Tiny, Tank, Wurm, Sheisskopf,

  67. FAVORITE SUPER POWER?
  I would want invisibilty

  68. WHAT’S YOUR FAVORITE TV SHOW?
  Freaks and Geeks, Deadwood, Rome, Sopranos, Seinfeld, Friday Night Lights…too many to list

  69.WHAT’S THE BEST WAY TO DEAL WITH YOUR ENEMIES?
  Kindness kills

  70. WHAT’S YOUR FAVORITE ICE CREAM FLAVOR?
  Chocolate Chip Cookie Dough or whatever ever Culver’s is pimpin’ on a particular day

  71. DO YOU HAVE ALL YOUR FINGERS AND TOES?
  just because I live in a rural area and have worked on farms doesn’t mean I am lacking any digits

  72. DO YOU HAVE A COMPUTER IN YOUR ROOM?
  no

  73. PLANS FOR TONIGHT?
  since it is almost 12, reading and sleep

  74. WHERE DO YOU WANT TO LIVE WHEN YOU ARE OLDER?
  I want to live on a deserted island

  75. DO YOU WANT EVERYONE TO ANSWER THESE QUESTIONS?
  not unless they want to

  76. WHAT ARE YOU LISTENING TO
  Bob and Tom on the TV

  77. LAST THING YOU DRANK?
  Powerade

  78. ?

  79. THE FIRST THING YOU NOTICE IN THE OPPOSITE SEX?
  Eyes or smile.

  80. WHAT DO YOU LIKE TO DO IN YOUR SPARE TIME?
  Xanga?  write

  81. FAVORITE THING TO HATE?
  PARIS HILTON!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  82. FAVORITE SEASON OF THE YEAR?
  spring or fall

  83. WHAT’S YOUR FAVORITE TYPE OF CANDY?
  right now it is Dr. Pepper Soda Poppers

  84. HAVE YOU EVER REALLY AND TRULY HAD A BEST FRIEND
  I have

  85. WHAT IS YOUR HAIR COLOR?
  it varies, today it looks rather dark brown but yesterday it looked a little dark blonde but thinning

  86. EYE COLOR?
  gray

  87. SHOE SIZE?
  17

  88. FAVORITE FAST FOOD PLACE?
  I would have to say Culver’s or Burger King

  89. FAVORITE RESTAURANT?
  It’s a local joint none of that chain stuff

  90. DO YOU LIKE SUSHI?
  I don’t have any sushi places near me and the Chinese buffets have bastardized sushi which is disgusting

  91. WATCH TV TODAY?
  Yes

  92. FAVORITE DATES OF THE YEAR?
  dates on a Friday night which are non-existant

  93. PLAY ANY MUSICAL INSTRUMENTS?
  I play piano, cowbell, and guitar and right now I am learning to play the electric triangle so I can do some wicked solos, I am also developing a new game called Cowbell Hero

  94. REPUBLICAN OR DEMOCRAT?
  Aren’t they the same?

  95. KISSES OR HUGS?
  Kisses are electric but hugs are comforting

  96. RELATIONSHIPS OR ONE NIGHT STANDS?
  Relationship.

  97. WHAT WAS THE LAST THING YOU BOUGHT?
  Coke..the pop

  98. WOULD YOU EVER BE A HOUSEHUSBAND?
  I am hoping on marrying a doctor or lawyer so that I can become one some day

  99. WHAT BOOK ARE YOU READING?
  Deliver Us from Evie

  100. DESCRIBE YOUR LOVE LIFE:
  Dead

  OK, there you go, enjoy this look into my life.

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