March 12, 2009

• Tournament of Randomocity Round 1 part 2

  So the first two brackets of my Tournament of Randomocity are in full effect and there are some surprises in those brackets.  So keep voting because I will close those brackets on Monday of next week. 

  Now for the next brackets…I remind you to vote for who you think would win in a contest.  The first bracket is pretty self-explanatory.  The Movie Badass Bracket…vote for whomever you think is the bigger badass.  To help with your decision, when you click the link to vote you will see a picture for whom or what you are voting for.

  Movie Badass Bracket
  #1 King Leonidas from 300 vs #16 Mark Borchardt from American Movie
  
  

  Movie Bracket 1vs16 

  #8 Kahn from The Wrath of Kahn vs #9 vs Rocky Balboa
  
  

  Movie Bracket 8vs9

  #4 Indiana Jones vs #13 The Devil’s Rejects from House of a Thousand Corpses and The Devil’s Rejects
  
  

  Movie Bracket 4vs13

  #5 The man with no name from The Good, the Bad, and the Ugly et al vs #12 Tyler Durden/ Narrator from Fight Club
  
  

  Movie Bracket 5vs12

  #2 Beatrix Kiddo from Kill Bill vs #15 Alonzo Harris from Training Day
  
  

  Movie Bracket 2vs15

  #7 Darth Vader vs #10 Daniel Plainview from There will be Blood
  
  

  Movie Brackets 7vs10

  #3 John McClain from the Die Hard series vs #14 The Crow from The Crow series
  

  Movie Bracket 3vs14

  #6 Bill Lumberg from Office Space vs #11 Anton Chigurh from No Country for Old Men
  
  

  Movie Bracket 6vs11

  The next bracket is just pure craziness and I can see many people throwing off their friends and subscription list.  Seeing this is a tournament of random stuff I decided to just look for random things around the house or on TV.  Flipping through channels is so much fun when looking for contestants for a tournament.  I don’t know really know how to say who you should vote for…maybe whichever you like better.

  Random Bracket
  #1 Ice Cream/ Culver’s(I love Culver’s but I realized that not everyone in the world has Culver’s near them.  Just a select few in the Midwest and Texas) vs #16 Checkbooks (Guess what I was balancing when I made the brackets?)
  

  Random Bracket 1vs16

  #8 Afghans(Not the people, they are Aghanistanis.  These are the blankets.  I have three that my mom made for me.  Since I have had pneumonia she wants to make sure that I stay warm) vs #9 Hand Sanitizer (Not only does it kill 99.9% of germs but it also smells fresh)
  
  

  Random Bracket 8vs9

  #4 Shamwow (You are voting for the towels and not the pitch man Vince) vs #13 Ceiling Fans (I need to get mine in running order)
  

  Random Bracket 4vs13

  #5 Judy Blume books (She has given us some of the most controversial children’s books) vs #12 Super Ninteno (forget PS3 or X-Box, SNES is where it is at)
  

  Random Bracket 5vs12

  #2 Cadbury Mini Eggs(Every Lent these wonderful chocolate treats make their way to the stores and into my stomach and then into the sewer system) vs #15 Broccoli (Cursed, vile weed.  You know it isn’t good for you.)
  
  

  Random Bracket 2vs15

  #7 Asthma Inhalers (I need them at times if I want to live) vs #10 Republican Party (Some people think we need this group of people in order to live)
  
  

  Random Bracket 7vs10

  #3 Bubble Gum (Fun to chew and helps improve math scores) vs #14 VH1 Reality Series(Who knew sexually transmitted disease laden people could be so entertaining) Random Bracket 3vs14

  #6 Imitation Cologne (Sometimes smells better than the real and because I am a miser, Dollar Store cologne is the bomb) vs #11 Texas Hold’em (Nothing gets me laughing more than hearing an announcer say ‘ten-jack off suit) Random Bracket 6vs11

  Make sure you vote.  Sorry if it doesn’t make sense.  It’s not supposed to.  It is just a random tournament to go with all the other tournaments that are transpiring at this time of year.  I just wanted to give you, my readers and not my stalkers, a chance to determine the outcome of a tournament that was free of ESPN’s influence.

  • 11:23 PM
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