March 18, 2009
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Motivation
Well I just want to begin by saying, "I Shamrock Shenanigans." No clue what it means but it sounded applicable and at the end of this post I have some Irish porn. My St. Patty's Day wasn't as eventful as planned. I woke up early, clothed myself in orange except for the green thong(kidding) and found my Dropkick Murphys and had my own parade. I drove at a snail's pace up and down my block blaring this song:
It was so much fun to just waste gas like that and have the windows open and the old lady early morning walkers staring at me as I was shouting Happy St. Patrick's Day.
I went inside and ate my Lucky Charms and watched Sportscenter. I zoned out and my dad calls and says that he is taking my aunt out for her birthday so I should come along. We ate a traditional Irish meal at a Chinese Buffet. Who knew that crab rangoons, spring rolls, and General Tsao's chicken was Irish fare.
I got home and had another parade. Then the drinking commenced. I am getting old because I only had a beer or two and my neighbors didn't come over like I planned.
I made some corned beef and cabbage and ate it with my parents and my mom made some colcannon. I ate like a king today.Then I tried to drink some Tullamore Dew but that stuff has sat so long and aged that it just burns. I am thinking I should switch to my Johnny Walker Green but first here's some Irish cheer...
Whiskey in the Jar although the Metallica version may rock your socks a bit more
The Irish Washerwoman or for those who served in the cavalry, Gary Owen.Tim Finnegan's Wake but Dropkick Murphys rock my socks
Those are some songs but here are the posters but don't crucify me because some of these are a continuation of last week's:
Well I hope you got motivated and stuff...Johnny Walker...yum...but I think that Tullamore Dew is going to have me singing Whiskey You're the Devil tomorrow morning.
Time for Irish Porn:
So what were you expecting?
Comments (36)
Yeah....
I was going to say this was exactly what I needed, as I'm flooded in math homework and shit, but after that thong picture, I think I might go throw up for real...
I celebrated St. Paddy's day with margaritas and tamales. And Guitar Hero. But chinese food and Sports Center sounds good too! Erin Go Bragh!
Ugh...I like Whiskey In The Jar, but I really HATE Metallica.
Irish porn is damn sexy.
so funny! the WIFE one seems to be true enough
thanks for this today...
I have to stop myself from printing those at work...
nice song, i didnt know it was st patricks day untill half way through it--didnt change my schedule any: work on projects all day.
hahaha. st. patty's was uneventful. went to an ale house, drank myself decently stupid and went home.
oh, wait. i got milk first. then went home.
The Strippers one is funny, notice everyone has some varying design of a tramp stamp. Hmm. Note: I am not saying that ALL people who have a tramp stamp are going to be strippers. But wouldn't it be strange that on the entrance exam for becoming a stripper, they ask if you have one? Well, and 'entrance exam' would consist of stripping down and dancing around a pole... Not that I would know, because I'm not that desperate.. yet. Or ever. =p
And I enjoyed the Irish porn. =]
@Shy___Away -
Sorry to hear that about your homework, shit, and throwing up. I will just let you know that I have seen ten times worse when I worked in a water park, a water park that was described as the white trash water park.
@Another_Perfect_Wonder -
Guitar Hero, tamales, and margaritas sounds like a great St. Patty's Day. I mean there was alcohol involved so it was a true celebration.
I'm not really a fan of the Metallica especially after hearing the drummer crying about Napster and how that was taking money out of his pockets.
@Cuenquita -
I don't know if it is really porn since they are technically "clothed".
@SpongeBobScaredyPants -
I don't necessarily agree with all of those women ones but I have seen where that W.I.F.E. one could be true. Thanks for stopping by.
@SladeTheGreyFox -
The clinic where I go for all my health concerns has those real motivational posters in the waiting room. One of these days I am thinking of somehow making one of those into a poster size picture to replace those at the waiting room. April Fool's is coming up...
@houston64 -
Well, some of us need to be productive on that day. I guess I make it a point to mark the celebration because I have Irish blood and whiskey.
@abcxunt -
A few years ago I drank myself silly. I ended up at party central in Madison and found out a local brewery just unveiled a new beer so I had a half dozen of those. Then some frat boys thought I was a former Badger football player. Then I went to a beer bar and drank this Polish beer that was 10% alcohol. And I finished the night at a German restaurant drinking this strange mix of beer and Pepsi called Diesel.
So did you buy the liquid milk or the movie Milk? I hope it was the movie because dairy and liquor don't mix.
@twistedmistletoe -
I know some strip clubs have made it a policy to hire only dancers without tattoos. Sometimes they can be quite distracting. If the dancer is quite good at her job they may just have her cover it up with some sort of concealer. Just don't ask how I know all that. Oh and they auditions where they bring in their own music and perform for the owners and other workers. No drug tests, just a pole test.
@godfatherofgreenbay -
haha, liquid milk. i remembered i forgot to buy it because i needed milk for breakfast. i was so drunk when i bought it, i forgot to check the expiration date. it's due tomorrow.
Simply ridiculous... I thought it was awesome with the celebrity round-up, question for your Cock, lukewarm links... and now Motivation?
Oh yeah, am I sexist if I laugh at the pictures?
@kachino -
No I don't think you're sexist. It is sort of a social commentary on how things used to be?
I celebrated St. Patrick's Day by working. I learned that old people don't really care about St. Patrick's Day. They thought I was pretty funny, though, because I wore a pink shirt and declared that pink was the new green.
*ahem* anyway, I don't say this nearly as often as I should, but your blog is awesome.
And I think it'd be waaaaay sexier if the potatoes were peeled.
Oh...quick before I forget AGAIN: I just remembered the weird fetishes that me and my friend were discussing. One was men who are attracted to women with a cast on an arm or leg. I totally don't get that one at all. If anyone reading this can splain, I'm all ears. The other one was women who are attracted to men in wheelchairs. Para/quadriplegics. One of my best friends is a quad, and he is the one who told me about this. Apparently there are women who LOOK for disabled men! How weird is that? But in this one, I can kind of see it. Maybe they want someone who will be really dependent on them? I dunno.
So yeah, I have several close friends. One is disabled, one is black, one is asian, a few gays, a lesbian, some atheists...hmm...who am I forgetting? I think that's about it. So when I say, "One of my best friends is _________." I really do mean it! I'm not just one of those white people pretending to be open-minded. But I loooove my friends so much. I am rich because of the love that they give to me.
P.S. On the women who seek wheelchair-bound men, it's probably a control issue: "Pfft...you ain't goin NOWHERE! Now shut up and watch The View with me, or I'll tip you over, asshole!"
hah i wish i wasnt, i miss fucking around--took two project oriented classes this semester and its killing my free time.
There were some strange banners there lol, but at least I'm not the only one with thongs on my page
LOL @ "because he can"
nice underboob!
Spam !! Yuk! I don't know how any sane person can eat that. Chinese for St Paddy's sounds perfectly normal to me:)
@ThatOneBlondeChick -
Yeah when my grandmothers were in a home, they were much the same way. They didn't really care unless the nursing home allowed them to have liquor or beer.
Thanks, I try and next time I will try harder.
So next time an Irish holiday rolls around, peeled potatoes it is.
@Another_Perfect_Wonder -
I have actually seen websites for those fetishes. The cast one is totally disturbing. It brings up bad mental images of 1950s America where if the food wasn't on the table when Ward got home, June ended up in a cast.
The disability one was actually mentioned in one of my favorite TV shows, Friday Night Lights. One of the football players became a paraplegic in a football accident. Anyway he ends up going on a date after another paraplegic shows him a dating site for women seeking guys in chairs. They meet at a restaurant and the girl talks about why she liked being with guys in wheelchairs. It involved emptying the urine bag. I think you have something with your view on this fetish. I also think it has something with the mothering/nursing instinct. Well, I guess that is the sexist statement for this evening.
I am sort of the the same way with my friends and family members. Like "My cousin the Catholic priest" or "My uncle the farmer who rave promoters use his field for their shenanigans"
@AlterEgo909 -
Yes, I think I should go back and put up the NSFW
@anth0nyc -
That "because he can" one is priceless.
I am still trying to figure out which I appreciate better: underboob or sideboob...hell, I love them all.
@watersedge62 -
My family loves Spam. I remember when I was a child there was this god-awful casserole that my grandmother made every time one of my aunts came to visit. It was Spam Delight. I can't of all that was in it but it was horrible. Even now the thought of Spam makes my stomach curdle. Back when I was in college, some friends and I took a road trip to a place not that far from our school to see the Spam Museum.
It was strange to eat Chinese on St. Patty's Day for me since every single restaurant and bar offered corned beef and cabbage specials. Oh well I had some so it's all good.
@godfatherofgreenbay - Yeah...but you get a full glimpse of them kind of naked. It's kind of like those up-the-skirt pictures...
hahahah...I really like that pic of Obama and Clinton...LOL
I would so love to hang one or two of those posters at work
Alas I also like being in employed
@starrynite45 -
Thanks, I found great amusement in that one as well.
@ElevenStones -
Yeah, I know these are funny but they aren't worth losing employment. A few would make my den or garage but not my job but I am sure the kids would love them too but not the parents.
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