March 20, 2009
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Lukewarm Links
So here is this week's batch...I hope I am not getting too predictable or boring.
I am not fond of rap. I will listen to it but only certain rappers. I am not much into the mainstream anymore unless you count Dr. Dre and Snoop Dogg circa 1993 still mainstream. Going through this list of the 25 worst rapper names made me laugh.
I've made mention of many celebrities who have given their children horrible names. I think in tomorrow's celebrity round up I have a new entry for this list of the 20 most bizarre names of celebrities' children. The list is old so Bronx Mowgli didn't make the number one spot.
Do you enjoy science? Do you enjoy making things? Well here is a list of 5 deadly sci-fi gadgets that you can make at home. I am glad I no longer teach science because that Tesla Coil would make for an interesting class experiment.
When I was a freshmen in high school, I went to a private school situated a few blocks from the Mississippi River. It was a great campus and there was quite a bit of wildlife, especially squirrels. Then as the weeks progressed there were less squirrels. It wasn't until later that I realized that maybe they were serving us squirrel in the cafeteria as something they called "loose meat sandwiches". Well for anyone in college or that is planning on college, here is a list of the campuses with the most squirrel activity. You have been warned so plan accordingly.
Here's some more Yahoo Answer nonsense. I am not going after the Biblical aspect of the question. Read both responses. The first one provides a 2x4 of truth upside the head and the second one provides some comedy gold.Note to self, take only ONE Viagra from now on....not that I take Viagra.
Google Search, you never cease to amaze me. You can correct all my mistakes.Remember when Chuck Norris was cool? Remember when he was a total badass? Well now he is a litigious old man. I still remember when he was on The Colbert Report and thought these things were the funniest thing ever. What happened Chuck?
The economy has been tough on all of us and one area people are cutting back in is their alcohol consumption. If you are on a fixed income use this trusty little calculator to see how much beer you can afford and determine the quality of beer you can afford.
I can't believe this is the third part. I am sort of curious where I can rent it.
Last week I posted a link to a news story were a woman was injured in a homemade sex toy accident. Well they should have viewed this site(NSFW). Who knew bean bag chairs could be so much fun?
I now know the answer to the most pressing question in mankind.I love Daft Punk and I love getting down to their music. Hey J and Croatian Sensation, remember the Campbellsport Kid's wedding dance and the fun that transpired when we played "One More Time"? Anyway here is some fun you can make with the voices from that one song...can't remember the name but in my version it goes Better Our Work Is Never Over
So this dude wrote a letter of resignation to his workplace and instead of putting it on a piece of paper, he wrote in delicious frosting on a tasty cake. MMMMM...resignation...if I only knew how to bake.
Twitter Links: I keep saying that I want to get a Twitter account and I think this one is going to put me over that edge. It's not the real Christopher Walken but it is hilarious because I imagine Christopher Walken says stuff like that. Oh and here is Lindsay Lohan's Twitter as well as her lover Sam Ronson's. And if Twitter wasn't confusing me enough here is Secret tweet which is just like Twitter but it's anonymous. And if all of that wasn't confusing enough, here is a video about Twitter from Current, the Al Gore Network(can you tell me what the title of the video is parodying?).
I was an avid professional wrestling fan back in the mid 80s through late 90s. I found this video of one of the worst jobs in racial profiling. The dude isn't even Hispanic.
SWEET! Break out the speed bags! I am surprised this wasn't asked at Yahoo Answers.
Finally I found a site that is going to enable me to build my army but only for the warm months.
This is a review of a barber shop, a barber shop I will never frequent especially if there is any truth to that first review. I can't believe a barber would touch the sideburns without asking.
I read this story about Michael Jackson and my first reaction was shock but then I realized it was Michael Jackson so I should have seen it coming.Dear readers, I have something to tell you....
Attention, Beyonce fans, stop listening to her music if you do not want to end up a drooling dullard like that girl who reported me for harassment on Xanga because I timestamped my advice column and she said I was naughty because I kept talking about my pirates. I have also noticed that the Prince Guko lover has been leaving some AWESOME comments on other Xangans sites. Anyway, I'm better and needed to vent. Beethoven fans...keep it real!
I was going to do a special celebrity round up edition but I figured this would be better: celebrities that were cheerleaders in high school or college. I hate that Minka Kelly made the list because that photo is of her character from Friday Night Lights...I am a nerd and I'm a little bit rowdy R-O-W-D-Y a little bit rowdy...hey I was special cheerleading coach when the head cheerleading coach couldn't make it.
This has to be one of the funniest Craigslists entries I've read this week. It also seems like a very active hobby.
This guy has made some interesting sitcom charts. This one is a map of the U.S. showing where all the major sitcoms have taken place. Check out his others.
That's it for this week. I'll have the results and next round of my Tournament of Randomocity posted tomorrow as well as the Celebrity Round Up, which may be late because I have finally made some time to see Watchmen. Look out Desert Star Cinema, I'm coming and am notorius for sneaking contraband inside theaters. Remember, I am the guy who is serving a lifetime ban from a Culver's fast food restaurant in beautiful downtown Wisconsin Dells. Oh and if you actually made it all this way, I have something to tell you...
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Note to self: One pill is enough... One pill!!
I've seen a few programs on bad celebrity baby names. Here is a list from VH-1's show.
http://www.vh1.com/shows/dyn/vh1_all_access/93352/episode_featured_copy.jhtml
I was happy to see Kent State on the list with the abundance of cute lil squirells. But those things are everywhere on campus. I think we should be the KSU Black Squirells. Sounds more ferocious than "Golden Flashes". I mean, I've seen the black squirell plushes at the bookstore all dolled up in Kent garb. They get fed by the faculty, why not? We have a Black Squirell Festival for God's sake. And our Radio Station is named after them. I should write a letter to the administration to change our mascot. =]
I went off on a total tangent. Sorry. I think squirells are cute.. But I will be wary of my school's food when I'm up there next year. O.O
Razor H'Ramone. Damn, if he isn't a stereotype, I sure as hell don't know what one is. Good point that he's not hispanic. The WWF (Now E) wanted to cover all the bases I suppose. They've got a lephracaun after all.
A bee army would bee crazy. (Pun)
Re: the psychopathic Craigslister (let's call him Son of Loo), that's gotta be a slow hobby in this economy. My recommendation is that he be the last person to go in all the stores that are closing.
@kachino -
I still laugh at that guy's stupidity. I think they even warn against it on the bottles and not to forget that they increase blood flow so your heart works overtime. Stories like that have me convinced the world is getting dumber...watch the movie Idiocracy.
@ThirtyAndLovingIt90210 -
That would be a better hobby. Certainly would keep him more busy in this economy.
@twistedmistletoe -
Thanks for that list. It will come in handy.
GO FOR IT! I think the Squirrel would be a better mascot. Also you should start a petition to make them a protected species so that the cafeteria can't have Mystery Meat Mondays.
I find the old WWF or E, pro-wrestling in general, to be fascinating with all the stereotypes. I think the oddest wrestlers I ever saw were a tagteam whose name I think was the Ding Dongs. They cam to the ring with cowbells and would be constantly ringing them throughout the match. The thing about this team that was weird was that they had hunch backs so they couldn't be pinned. It was so bad. Then there was the white-guy named Akeem the African Dream or a wrestling viking named The Berserker who ran around the ring screaming or the country singer Double J who is going to take over the Nashville music scene by wrestling in the WWE. I should do a wrestling post one of these days.
When I was in high school I lived away from home because the school I went to was too far of a commute. Well one year I stayed with the principal's wife. He died like a week before school and the school let her live in the house right behind the school. Anyway she had some muscle disorder and she received bee stings twice a week to help her muscles. She stored bees in her basement. I was THIS close to already having my bee army.
@godfatherofgreenbay -
Yeah but is it OK to laugh at that dead guy? Aren't you afraid his spirit is going to come back and haunt you forever? JK! Anyways, the guy did accomplished something by lasting 12 hours in the sack! 12 hours!
@kachino -
to me 12 hours in the sack isn't worth an eternity in the ground.
Holy crap... those Barber Shop reviews were hilarious!
Was that for real?
Hey how are ya? Hilarious as always!! sidenote: Jacko is super freaky.
No...YOU are awesome. *wink*
That Twitter video is hilarious. The Trouble With Tribbles. Star Trek. I sooo wanted a tribble for the longest time. But I've settled for fluffy cats.
I really hate the idea of people messing with my body after I die. I'm so envious of people who die in such a way that their bodies are totally consumed. Maybe when I'm older, I'll throw myself into an active volcano, or something.
The poopy guy is gross. He needs a good beat-down. Who DOES that??
Yes...YOU are awesome!
@revolveloverocknroll22 -
Ah...thank you!
@ithiliya -
That is one barber shop I wouldn't go to even though I don't think it is real. Doesn't it sound like it could happen?
I saw Watchmen this evening. AWESOME! The only drawback was that there were some tweeners their bathing suits because the Kalahari is now attached with the theater.
@spicyhotcoffee -
Doing good, sorry I've been bad about emails as of late. I am just trying to live life and become free from prescribed chemical dependency.
Michael Jackson is so freaky and I fear for his children. He does still have kids?
@Another_Perfect_Wonder -
Thank you...I would send the link but I feel that would create an Abbott and Costello-like routine.
Someone got the reference! I remember going to a flea market a few years ago and this guy was selling Star Trek memorabilia and he had the Tribbles that were marketed due to their popularity. He also claimed to have one from the actual show but he would never sell it or take it outside of his home.
I guess I could care less about what happens to me after I'm dead. I'd be dead so I could care less. Well I take that back, I would care if two guys used me as a puppet to fool people into thinking I was alive.
I am always amazed at the kinky stuff you can find on Craigslist.
@godfatherofgreenbay -
So true... you have to admit, at least he was doing something great before dying...
@kachino -
And he died in a situation that is most every man's fantasy.
@godfatherofgreenbay - Honestly, no. The website seemed legit, but WTF?
I'm glad you liked Watchmen. I have to find a few hours to go see it again... I've tried twice, and both times my friend cancelled on me
@ithiliya -
I think that was a yahoo map and business review. Anyway people just do that stuff to be funny. Like last week or so I posted a link to a review on Amazon for milk. It was just plain old milk. People were writing reviews as if they were reviewing wine. "Whatever you do don't age it" or "have you tried this stuff on dry cereal? A-W-E-S-O-M-E!"
Honestly I really didn't realize that it was a long film. There were a few parts that dragged but they were still good. I didn't realize this from reading the book or seeing the movie but Dreiberg could only get it up when he had the mask on. I didn't get that. I read it in an interview the girl whose name eludes me at present did with Maxim.
@godfatherofgreenbay - I guess your mind wasn't in the same place mind was
I think I'd have to agree. There were a few moments that dragged, which made some of the violence a little more jarring, but other than that the movie really flew. It didn't feel long at all.
@ithiliya -
Well I knew what was going on in that post...the sexual overtures to the oblivious dupe...I figured that is what made it phony.
Yeah I was shocked by the violence. I guess from reading reviews people said it lacked action which wasn't true. I read somewhere that the creator of Watchmen hated the movie however he took the money.
@godfatherofgreenbay - I think it's because most people were expecting non-stop violence, which Watchmen does NOT have.
Alan Moore always hates everything based on his work... he's pretty well known for his curmudgeonness
He hated V for Vendetta too, which, like Watchmen, I thought was awesome. I don't think he gets the money from it... I think DC Comics does, since they own the rights.
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