March 30, 2009

  • My Hiatus

    So I am back and I just wanted to share all the things that I did during my hiatus. 

    First off, I went to Madison and saw some bands.  I saw The Heligoats, Plants and Animals, and Clem Snide.  The Heligoats is a one man band out of Chicago.   He was so funny because he talked in plural forms when describing the band: "We're all trying our hardest.  Everyone is pitching in."  Plants and Animals are a three piece band out of Montreal whose live sound is heavily influenced by Godspeed You Black Emperor.  There studio songs which you can find at the above link are quite different from what I heard.  Finally Clem Snide is Clem Snide.  Love them.

    Then the fun really began.

    I took some time off and headed for the beach.

    Then I went home to visit mom and dad.

    I also spent the evening with my sisters and their significant others.

    I took out my guitar and learned how to rock out with my cock out.

    I had a few slices of my new favorite pizza, the corn dog pizza.

    I spent some time at the Archdiocese of the Sith.

    I did some research as to how the autobailout money has been spent.  Sadly it has only given us the all new Frat Mobile.

    I spent sometime sitting on my favorite bar stool.

    I went to a laundromat and had to correct for spelling.  I wonder if there are steel panties out there.

    I placed an ad on catslist...I mean Craigslist.

    I said so long to Valentine's Day.

    It felt great to get back to the local strip mall.

    I had to say no thanks to the recent offering from a local deli.

    I did some work on my tan.

    I also got into the gym and got my body just the way I like it.  I know appear to be smuggling loaves of bread.

    I debuted my new facial hair experiment.  I call it: West Virginian Meets the Brazilian.

    Tonight I am going to get caught up on Dancing with the Stars because I heard last week the debuted the Nightmare Tango.

    I hope you'll have me back Xanga.  I may just post again tonight....possibly a porno spoof post.  Make sure you vote in the Tournament of Randomocity.

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