March 31, 2009
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Porno Parodies
I haven't done one of these posts in quite a while so why not since I am coming back from my hiatus. I originally started posting these when all the porn movies came out parodying the favorite TV shows of yesteryear like The Brady Bunch and The Munsters. Sure, this post may get me rated a rating which I don't deserve but oh well. I will do this because I find these hilarious.
Was Rollerball that big of a hit movie that it deserves a porno parody? Maybe the 70s version but not the remake with LL Cool J.
This movie sucks.
This movie gave me incredible nightmares when they wanted to give me a colonoscopy.
So I don't really know about this one. The chainsaw is scary especially after reading this story. It's a good thing that they make all these parodies of the Texas Chainsaw Massacre because I would rather watch these than the remakes.
So I think I would rather watch this than Charlie's Angels.
So this is the third movie in The Erotic Witch Project. Hopefully their second and third movies were better than the second in the real series.
If this is a parody of the Osborune family, the Ozporns ARE REALLY DYSFUNCTIONAL!
Well that title is fitting since most of the people who would watch that may be virgins.
You know that scene in The Exorcist with the crucifix? I hope that isn't in here. That tagline on the bottom needs some holy water poured on it.
A parody of a parody of Cops? Oh no, I've exposed the absurdity! Please give me the handcuffs.
Coming soon to porn retailers near you: Not the Cosbys XXX. I would have preferred the name The Cocksby Porno but what do I know. I do know that the guy they have playing Bill really knows how to wear a Cosby sweater...wait, is that Bill Cosby?
They really want you to come and knock on their doors.Well that is it for this installment of Porno Parodies. Oh and I forgot to announce in my last post that I have unveiled a new line of advertising for my blog.
Coming soon to a side of a bus near you...if you live in the metropolitan Madison and Wisconsin Dells area:
Comments (27)
This was fantastic.
Are you serious? Fucking nice ad!
Concerning porno parodies... What about?
-Glad He Ate Her
-Men In Back
-In Diana Jones
-Mike Hunt
-NYPD Blew
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I actually wanna see some of these, lol.
One of the production companies is Slut-O-Rama, unbelievable
Funny! Love the bus
Saving Ryan's Privates, a true masterpiece of Porn Parody
Porn parodies are the shit..
@Shy___Away -
I find those parodies hilarious. I think the first ever porn I saw was a parody of Wayne's World called Zane's World. It was horrible acting and had no plot. The only thing was that the guys looked like Wayne and Garth and then they had a girl that looked like the girl from that movie. Can't remember her name but the guys were Zane and Girth.
@kachino -
Oh I had a list of some pornos like that. I am trying to remember some of the ones I have posted in the past...Mission Phenomenal, Who Wants to Fuck a Millionaire, Flava of Lust, DP 2 The Mighty Phucks, Malcolm XXX, League of Extraordinary Genitals, Sexy American Idle, Dykes of Hazzard, Interview with an Enema, Tits a Wonderful Life, Shaving Granny's Privates, Everybody Loves Rimmin', Ramonator, Getting it Up with the Kardassians, The Sopornos, I Cream on Jeanie, Womb Raiders...oh so many more.
@DR44 -
Yeah, I have to agree with you there. I think I want to see them for the horrible acting and to compare to the originals.
@ElevenStones -
I didn't catch that before. I remember my dad always telling me about how horror movies had these special "o-rama" tricks to get people into the theater. Like one was Stink-O-Rama and they handed out a scratch and sniff sheet before the movie and at certain points you would sniff an area on the sheet. Let's hope they don't bring that to these movies.
@jacksoncroons -
I'll have to post the link in my link entry later this week where you can make your own.
@bosefius -
I need to repost the classic Shaving Granny's Privates.
@SladeTheGreyFox -
Some might say they are just shit.
Completely off-topic: I just saw this week's episode of Man vs. Food. It was featuring the state of Minnesota. The question is: Have you ever had a Juicy Lucy?
@godfatherofgreenbay -
Please don't. Seriously.
Crap, all the jokes I want to make about that title will get me beat by my wife.
Write your own joke and pretend I said it, hope it was funny.
@kachino -
Oh yeah, I saw that episode as well but I have had the Jucy Lucy. My place to eat was at the Lions Tap. It was an old Minneapolis mob hang out. In the middle of nowhere, long narrow halls going around places where you couldn't see who was there...yeah it was a fun place.
@bosefius -
I posted it a long time ago and I think all I wrote underneath was...NO THANK YOU
@godfatherofgreenbay -
Yeah, I'm with you, blah.
@godfatherofgreenbay -
Really? Nice! Is the burger that good?
@kachino -
Meh...it's ok, I went there a couple times and then I figured out how to cook it myself. At one time, when living in Minnesota, whenever I fired my grill I had people showing up to see what I was cooking and asking if they could have some.
Good, god, Matt, you've gotten disgusting.
@revolveloverocknroll22 -
It's the bus right? I mean you have read these before so it has to be the bus. Don't block me. I already know two people have.
@godfatherofgreenbay - No, no, I wouldn't block you. You're too nice......you're just incredibly lonely.
Anyway, nah, you're just kinda gross in general on this entry. 
I wanna see the twilight one lol. And youre probably right bc i am a virgin haha
**disclaimer* i mean, im not a twilight fan but it is a force that compells...
@M00nDoll -
OK, I was going more those 11-12 year olds that tell me about how awesome the movie and books are or the 30+ year old guys that claim to be vampire experts or believe that they are vampires.
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