Johnny Depp is alive and well and I am a single, miserable, old man. I did the Johnny Depp joke two years ago when I had virtually no Xanga readership. Blackbeard's Cove???? What am I on these days?
Yeah...when he died I half expected something like that because it seemed like the years leading up to his death there were always rumors that he had died but he then is paraded in public in his popemobile.
I had seen something like that around the new year because 2008 had so many stories of people getting caught being intimate with inanimate objects like the guy and the picnic table, the guy and the metal bench where he became stuck and had to be removed by firemen, or the guy in Michigan who was caught being intimate with a vacuum cleaner at a car wash.
Well I try to respect the Catholic church but when they say I am going to hell because I am not Catholic but Christian I get a tad upset. There were much worse pics of the former pope that I could have picked.
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Lol wow.
http://jezebel.com/5146666/objectum-sexuality-when-relationships-with-inanimate-objects-become-intimate
another link you might like. tehehe, watch the video
Ahahaha love the pic
Cool pic.
yur funny.
@jacksoncroons -
Hope it made up for the horrible Depp story
@FallenReign -
Yeah...when he died I half expected something like that because it seemed like the years leading up to his death there were always rumors that he had died but he then is paraded in public in his popemobile.
@its_me_katie -
I had seen something like that around the new year because 2008 had so many stories of people getting caught being intimate with inanimate objects like the guy and the picnic table, the guy and the metal bench where he became stuck and had to be removed by firemen, or the guy in Michigan who was caught being intimate with a vacuum cleaner at a car wash.
@CanadianConspiracy -
Well I try to respect the Catholic church but when they say I am going to hell because I am not Catholic but Christian I get a tad upset. There were much worse pics of the former pope that I could have picked.
@SpongeBobScaredyPants -
Thank you!
WAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
@bryantomato -
It was mostly and apology for writing this.
I must have missed those, thanks for posting when I didn't read!
@godfatherofgreenbay - oh no, it's just that I LOVE slapstick humor.
You're really good at responding to comments. I think it wouldn't hurt if you had plugz for your posts. Like Celebrity Round up, Lukewarm Links, Motivation, and Advice with your cock are regular things you post. I'm getting mad eprops from helping you get some. I don't mind using my credits to do it. Might get more traffic to your site.
@SucioFuego -
Will you marry me?
@godfatherofgreenbay -
Duh. :p
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