April 5, 2009

• LUkewarm Links pt.2

  I had so many of these that I had to make two entries.  I would have had this up earlier but I sat down and watched Slumdog Millionaire this evening.  I am also on the lookout for snow.  We are expecting 6 inches over night.  I CAN'T WAIT!

  I love the mash-up music style.  Well this site offers some mash-ups of rap and songs from Zelda games.  I don't know if it will make a night club but I still enjoy it.

  Is today the greatest day of your life because you read my blog?

  Because the national men's basketball championship in on Monday, I decided to put up this link to the 9 worst uniforms in college basketball today.

  In my last edition I posted a blog which had the sole purpose of pointing out all the phallic symbols in our world.  Too bad they didn't see this.  I wonder if that is a cry to come out of the closet.  a 60 foot penis on your parent's house...that is funny.

  There is this new website called ChaCha that answers your questions.  I can't believe ChaCha turned down this offer but accepted this offer.

  Guys, improve your vocabulary.  The next time you are admiring your girlfriend's butt tell her she is callipygian.

  I seem to remember being invited to a group on facebook that said good grammar and punctuation were sexy.  Obviously those people own the Comma Sutra t-shirt.

  So I didn't realize this was one of the new Xanga "ish" sites when I read about the creation from McDonald's called the McGangBang.  I am sorry if they add you as a friend.

  So I couldn't wait for a comic book entry.  I learned last week that Public Enemy has a comic book coming out.  Yes, that Public Enemy.  You can read the preview there.  They must have patched up their differences with Flava Flav.

  People think the police forces in America are inept at times.  I read this article about police in Germany and had to laugh.  Hmmm maybe she is actually the killer sort of like Dexter.

  A long time ago I posted a link to a site that featured a guy who sent a picture of a spider to a bill collecting agency as payment.  Well our government stole that idea.

  Prepare yourself to see the 10 most extreme body parts.  Number three looks like she could be very popular with the boys AND the girls.

  I think one of the worst ways to tell someone that you are having problems in a relationship is telling them via email or text.  Well this girl decided to tell her boyfriend that she cheated on him via email.  His response is epic.

  Here's a fun game that can also be educational.  The Great Sperm Race.  Guide your sperm through the uterus until you reach the egg.  It maybe a little more educational than the epic game Don't Shit Your Pants.  Don't worry if you shit your pants on the first try.  It took me a little while to figure out how not to shit my pants.

  I remember reading a blog that said sports were homoerotic.  Too bad that blog didn't have this website to prove their point.  OK so maybe not all are homosexual but they are still funny.  I notice prowrestling was on that list...no comment.

  After that I need something to get me back.  AH cheerleaders!  BEACH VOLLEYBALL CHEERLEADERS!  What?  There are beach volleyball cheerleaders?

  People we need to return to the Victorian Age.  This article tells you thusly how to return.

  Here's a new blog I enjoy, Scanwiches.  This guy scans sandwiches on his computer scanner.  What a marvelous age in which we live!
  
  Oh how I envy the lives of couriers.  Maybe that is why I watch King of Queens.

  Do you have an upcoming party and want to make a cake that will have your guests reeling with horror and laughter?  Well here is a recipe for a Kitty Litter Cake.

  A couple of people have sent me this link.  Why the Fuck Do You Have a Kid?  I think I have seen some of these girls on the Maury Povich show when they have the teenager girls gone wild episodes.

  A long time ago I posted a blog that featured ugly Olan Mills family portraits.  Well here is a tumblr that specializes in horrendous family portraits.

  Have you ever wondered how you could swear in multiple foreign languages?  Well here is a site that can help you with that.

  Would anyone want to loan me $35,000 so that I could buy this limo?

  There are some Star Wars fans out there that are so devoted to those movies that they dress up in Star Wars costumes.  Some of those people go out and buy high quality costumes but then there are those that make costumes themselves and here are some of the worst.

  At least this guy is honest.  I am thinking of trying what he is doing.  If I was ever releasing a CD, I would do what this guy is doing.  So the economy must be in an upswing if these two guys post those prices and expect to receive that money, right?
  
  Sometimes web forums get very strange awfully quick.  Long live the Narwhal!

  CNN you have just given us the greatest headline EVER.

  Check out what people who buy condoms on Amazon also buy.  Who knew?

  Here's a website, Omegle, that offers a neat service.  They do one on one chatting and pair you with a random person.  I haven't tried it yet but I will.

  I posted this a while ago but I needed to repost the link.  You can now add unicorns to your website.  Not to sound queer or anything but unicorns really kick-ass...can you name the movie that comes from?
  
  Wow, I never thought about this theory but I think he is onto something.  The only downfall is that I have seen movies that have sucked without helicopters in the trailer.

  Do you remember that old cartoon called Doug?  I used to watch it but I was in high school.  We made it into a drinking game.  Anyway here is a tribute to my favorite character, Chalky Studebaker.

  I guess this is a good deal since we are in an economic downturn. 

  I hope everyone's weekend is going swell.  The Tournament of Randomocity will have the Elite 8 posted tomorrow and now I go close the polls.

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