April 6, 2009

  • Tournament of Randomocity Elite Eight

    We are down to the Elite Eight.  I am a little behind the NCAA tournament but that is because this tournament is so much better and ESPN didn't pick the winner months ago.  There were some surprises in the last round.  OK, on to the bracket championships and then next week we will have the Final Four.

    I'm joined by Cocky, a prototype of my three stalkers and legendary gambler Sven the Norwegian.

    Animal Bracket Championship #8 Tiger vs #7 Cat

    Animal Bracket Championship #8 vs #7
    Me: Cocky, your mighty Eagle fell in the last round. What happened?
    Cocky: Pussy always prevails.  I think he was put back on the endangered species list.
    Sven:  Dis here wilt be good, ja!  Days gonna be da fur flyin and pussy galore!
    Stalker: The cat belongs to godfather.  He has two.  One sniffs my feet when I hide in his kitchen while he sleeps

    Band Bracket Championship #1 Pink Floyd vs #3 The Beach Boys

    Band Bracket Championship #1 vs #3
    Me:  I am truly shocked that the Beach Boys got by The Beatles.  Also, Pink Floyd threw a shut out against Radiohead.  I was truly amazed.  I think this one will be a one sided match because Pink Floyd is a musical juggernaut.
    Cocky: Pink Floyd or Beach Boys, I think the Beach Boys would be better because they could get me more of those California girls but the downfall is that so many are vegetarians so they won't eat the meat.
    Sven: Dem Pink Floyds, days got dat one album mit my old heiffer Betsy on da cover. 
    Stalker: I like Reba McEntire and only Reba oh and Jeff Dunham.  He has little talking people with him.

    Movie Badass Bracket Championship #16 Mark Borchardt from American Movie vs #2 Beatrix Kiddo from Kill Bill

    Movie Badass Bracket Championship #16 vs #2
    Me: Mark Borchardt is making a historic run.  No other 16 seed has advanced this far.  It would be incredible for him to make it to the Final Four but he has to get past some Hatori steel first and I don't think Beatrix Kiddo will let him by.
    Cocky: The Crow....you Phillistins!  How could you not advance The Crow?
    Sven: Mark's mom is a hotty and she be from the mother country.
    Stalker: The godfather has Mark's phone number on his cell phone and he also has another guy from American Movie in his cell phone.  He calls them.

    Random Bracket Championship #12 Super Nintendo vs #2 Cadbury Mini Eggs

    Random Bracket Championship #12 vs #2
    Me: SNES upset Culver's and ice cream.  I thought ice cream would win the whole tournament.  SNES is on a roll.
    Cocky: Finally something that I can relate to is still alive in this tournament.  EGGS!
    Sven:  Dat is a purty girl.  Dem eggs gonna win dough.  Days chalk-lot and da girlies love dair chalk-lot.
    Stalker: I like Prince Guko and Twilight.

    Well folks there you have it.  Your choices could make it to the next round, the Final Four.  Polls will close next Saturday.

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