April 19, 2009

  • Tournament of Randomocity Championship Game

    Well here it is, the championship.  It has been a long time coming and I am pleased with the voting and the amount of traffic this has generated.  Currently I am working on a similar style tournament but with only bands.  I am trying to figure out how many bands to include and how to break up the brackets.  Do I do it by genre or time period or country of origin?  I have to think these things through.  Also this is coming to you a little late today because my body crashed this afternoon and then I decided to finish my skittle vodka project.  I am filtering the final two flavors so sometime this week I will have to sample.

    I am joined as always by my co-author Cocky, legendary Scandinavian gambler Sven the Norwegian, and a composite of my three stalkers. 

    Tournament of Randomocity Championship Game: Cat vs Beatrix Kiddo from Kill Bill

    Tournament of Randomocity Championship Game 
    Me: How the mighty have fallen!  Pink Floyd won all their contests by shut outs but the mighty cat got a lead which Floyd could not overcome.
    Cocky:  How can you sing the praises of my enemy?  I was sure Pink Floyd would win.  I tried to get my coop to rock the vote.  AH....hens never listen!
    Sven: Dat dere kitty gots dem claws.  I bets she scratched dem Floyd records and dat what makes her advance
    Stalker: Can we talk about something else.  I don't like talking to Cocky.  I will tell you what you should talk about on your blog...PRINCE GUKO and TWILIGHT!
    Me: Yeah, they suck.  Beatrix Kiddo slew a powerful Super Nintendo that many people had predicted would win the entire tournament. 
    Cocky:  I think you were personally trying to get people to vote for Super Nintendo by posting such a provactive picture.
    Me: Actually when I did a Google search that was one of the first images that came up.
    Stalker: I'm going to come taste your vodka.  You keep it in the freezer right?
    Sven:  Dat Kiddo is sum hot stuff!  She could yump on me all day.
    Me: So who do you like to win?
    Cocky:  I have to go with Beatrix Kiddo because the cat is my archenemy and I bet she has some mighty tasty breast meat.
    Sven:  I'm gonna pick dah kitty.  She has dat beard and in Norvegian cultur dat mean she ist a damn devil cat.
    Stalker:  REBA McENTIRE!  JEFF DUNHAM!
    Me: OK....Sven give us the odds.
    Sven:  Well I don't rightly know.  I wouldn't bet any dah lutefisk in Minn'sota on dis one.  I think Kitty wins at 3 to 1 odds.
    Me: OK there you have.  Make sure you call up Vegas to place you bets.

    Just a reminder, you may vote as often as you like, just like in the American voting system.  I won't be playing the part of the Milwaukee Republican party and handing out cigarettes for you to vote for whom I want to win.  I don't vote.  This is determined by you my readers.

    VOTE!
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