May 18, 2009

• About Me

  A
  - Available: sadly, yes
  - Age: 29
  - Annoyance: Doctors and people using me
  - Animal: I have been described as a big fat party animal
  
  B
  - Beer: Anything from the good people at Schell's or the New Glarus Brewing Company, Hipster beer=PBR and Grain Belt Premium
  - Birthday: I can't really remember, too much football
  - Best Friends: You?
  - Body Part on opposite sex: Acceptance of who I am
  - Best feeling in the world: Feeling loved
  - Blind or Deaf: Deaf
  - Best weather: low 70s, no clouds, light breeze
  - Been in Love: yes
  - Been on stage?: yes and I was hit with a pie
  - Believe in Magic: I told the Lovin' Spoonful, NO
  - Believe in God: lately it has been very difficult
  - Believe in Santa: he hates me, he hasn't given me presents since I was a child

  C
  - Candy: I am digging these Soda Poppers...Dr. Pepper flavored candy
  - Color: Navy
  - Chocolate/Vanilla: Vanilla
  - Chinese/Mexican: I enjoy Americanized Chinese
  - Cake or pie: Depends on the cake or pie, I won't refuse a sour cream and raisin pie
  - Continent to visit: Europe
  - Cheese: I have a cheesehead, I live in Wisconsin

  D
  - Day or Night: the night time is the right time
  - Dance in the rain?: I have hurt my ankles doing that
  - Do the splits?: I did once and I was out of commission for a few days

  E
  - Eggs: sometimes, I enjoy eggs benedict
  - Eyes: I have been told I have numerous colors: grey, blue, green
  - Everyone's got: learn sometimes...reference?
  - Ever failed a class?: Does college piano classes count?  I had 17 classes in a semester and only went to 1 class

  F
  - First thoughts waking up: how the hell did I lose my pants
  - Food: I want some wonton soup and a sour cream and raisin pie
  
  G
  - Greatest Fear: Failing and being alone for the rest of my life
  - Goals: get published, place in the world series of poker, and I suppose I should say something about teaching
  - Gum: any with the alcohol gum
  - Get along with your parents?: next
  - Good luck charm: I have a lucky condom although it hasn't given me much luck

  H
  - Hair Color: it varies depending on my mood, some days dishwater blond and some days dark brown
  - Happy: not really
  - Holiday: I hate them because I have had family or friends die on every single major holiday
  - How do you want to die: how I lived
  I
  - Ice Cream: Chocolate chip cookie dough or anything by the good people at Culver's although that is technically frozen custard
  - Instrument: Did I mention piano, I play guitar but I can't do guitar hero

  J
  - Jewelry: I put in my earrings and eyebrow ring the other night after not wearing them for months
  - Job: teacher and aspiring writer

  K
  - Kids: what happens in Vegas stays in Vegas...so none
  - Kickboxing or karate: Kickboxing.
  - Keep a journal?: I occasionally write in a notebook and it is mostly random insane thoughts
  L
  - Longest Car Ride: 14 hours, by myself, Denver to Madison
  - Love: Apparently not meant for me
  - Letter: W
  - Laughed so hard you cried: every once in a while

  M
  - Milk flavor: I live in Wisconsin and I do not enjoy milk unless I get it straight from the tap
  - Movies: too many favorites to name, the last good movie I saw was The Wrestler
  - Motion sickness: Only when my dad is driving
  - McD’s or BK: Can I pass since I am off fast food

  N
  - Number of Siblings: None
  - Number of Piercings: three, used to have 7 or I can remember 7
  - Number: 75 or 79

  O
  - One wish: cliche-an infinite amount of wishes

  P
  - Perfect Pizza: Pepperoni and sausage
  - Pepsi/Coke: I am loving the new Throwback Pepsi
  Pets: I have two cats and you can see them below
  

  
  Q
  - Quail: I made a recipe for Quail ala Sinatra however I used one of those Cornish hens
  
  R
  - Reason to cry: loneliness-it's crippling
  - Reality T.V.: I hate it but it's a trainwreck that I have to watch, at least the garbage on VH-1
  - Radio Station: they still have radio
  - Roll your tongue in a circle?: no but it's a requirement for a future wife
  - Ring size: 15 or 16

  S
  - Song: I have been playing Creed on one of my guitars...What's This Life For and My Own Prison...I can't believe I am on a Creed kick, it took me forever to get my guitar in the tuning they use
  - Salad Dressing: Ranch and Caesar plus I got this crazy stuff called Jamaican but I can eat it because I may have to take some drug tests.
  - Sushi: I've only had it twice, once at a Chinese buffet and then at a classy grocery store in Eden Prairie
  - Skipped school: My senior year, I was there for shiggles because I had enough credits for graduation at Junior year, anyway every Monday was a day off
  - Slept outside: I have done some of that camping
  - Smoked?: yes, I love my cigars and Lucky Strikes and other things
  - Skinny dipped?: I grew up in a house that was situated across the street from a lake and I lived next to twin girls who were very curious about boys.
  - Shower daily?: yes
  - Sing well?: I was in choir in college for 8 of 10 semesters
  - Sing in the Shower?: I thought showering was to get clean
  - Swear?: I swear I don't sing in the shower...I do have a foul mouth on occasion
  - Strawberries/Blueberries: blueberries because strawberries set off my asthma

  T
  - Time for bed: 2 or 3, I get by on like 3 or 4 hours of sleep and I sleep my floor because it makes my back feel better
  - Thunderstorms: they can be fun and should be respected, I chased them when I lived out by Little House on the Prairie
  U
  - Unpredictable: Sadly, no

  V
  - Vacation spot: My backyard, under a tree with a case of beer and a book

  W
  - Weakness: smiles and laughter
  - Which one of your friends acts the most like you: The Croatian Sensation?
  - Who makes you laugh the most: Woody Paige and Brian Cranston
  - Wanted to be a model?: No.
  - Where do we go when we die?: Our bodies become worm food
  - Worst Weather?: high temperatures, high humidity and no breeze

  X
  - X-Rays: Too many, I hate the ultrasounds, they are so painful and I can't believe they put pregnant women through them
  - Ex's: throwing their seemingly perfect family in my face

  Y
  - Year it is now: 2009
  - Yellow: I am looking at a bottle of Citrus Vodka that has a yellow label
  Z
  - Zoo animal: anything that doesn't fling feces at me
  
  LAST PERSON WHO…
  1. Slept in a bed beside you?: god I can't remember how sad is that, a cat slept on my chest last night
  2. You went to the mall with?: um...Skinny Wolf?
  3. You went to dinner with?: My mom
  4. You talked to on the phone?: a former student
  5. Made you laugh?: a kid at church who asked if he could sit on my shoulders
  6. Hugged you?: can't remember
  7. Said they loved you?: does Jesus count?  No...well I have no clue, I think a bartender said he loved my business
  8. Held your hand?: I am such a sad person
  9. You spoke with?: my mom
  10. You cried over?: no comment

  My Cats
  Kiki
  
  Yes that is my cat Kiki and that is one of my old football cleats.  I wear a 17EEE

  Lua
  
  She is a bad ass and I don't mess with her.

  So that is a little view into my life...I love the song below and sometimes I thought it was written about me.  "I am what I am, doctor, you ain't gotta love me"
  

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