May 19, 2009

• Lukewarm Links

  I am going to do a few of these a week so that I don't waste all of your precious time.  I apologize for past instances when I have posted links and made you sit for long periods of time.  Anyway on to the links.

  We live in a society that is fueled by paranoia.  A few entrepreneurs have tried to capitalize on that paranoia.  Here are 7 products that are for the paranoid.  Penn and Teller ripped into that parachute on an episode of Bullshit.  I wish I could find that episode...maybe another link post.

  I had a friend in grade school that refused to drink water because it didn't have any taste.  Needless to say he wasn't very healthy.  Maybe if he saw these 5 ways to make water do magic, he would have changed his mind.

  Have you ever wondered what happens to the experiments that scientists do that don't work out?  Well here are 5 accidental inventions from failed experiments.  I'd say those greatly changed the world.  If it wasn't for the microwave, I know some people who wouldn't be able to eat.

  Growing up I was taught that Jesus was everywhere, I didn't think that included some of the things in this video.

  During college I had a problem.  I caught many of my classmates masturbating.  That being said, I thought this video was hilarious.  I think what we learn is we don't masturbate in our vehicles and if we do, don't have the moon roof open or do it in broad daylight.

  Sports Illustrated complied the All Scandal Team.  That is pretty sad.  Bud Selig was giving a commencement speech at the University of Wisconsin in Madison this weekend.  Screw protesting Obama at Notre Dame, as Americans we need to protest anything Bud Selig does since he has tainted AMERICA'S NATIONAL PAST TIME!  If any drug abuser gets into the Hall of Fame, Pete Rose, despite his mullet, must be admitted on the spot.

  Dan Meth has made an awesome Venn Diagram about the topics of early Beach Boys songs.  We need more song writing like that.

  Supposedly, Star Wars is going to be at Disney on a few weekends during May and June.  These posters promoting the event makes up for the recent trilogy. 

  I think I am going to hire this woman to help me set up my new comedy based website.

  I hated taking Latin in high school.  The old say, "Latin is a language as dead as dead can be.  It killed the Romans and now it's killing me," rang true for me.  Well if I had this site of how to swear in Latin maybe then I would have had more fun.

  I have posted links to Mental Floss before but mostly the quizzes.  Here is a list of seven college cheating scandals.  My favorite one is about Henry Ford II.

  Let the flame war begin.  This video proves why Star Wars is far superior to Star Trek. 

  Best.Comic.Ever.  I loved Deadwood so Fossilwood is cool with me.

  I have found a lot of websites making fun of family portraits so here is another.  How would you like a family memory like the one in the post entitled I am the Walrus?

  Apparently there is some fetish out there of naked women posing nude as food.  I don't know how else to describe it so I'll let the people at Muki's Kitchen show you.

  Why thank you, Sex Health Guru, that was very informative!  Better than Mike Meyers' The Guru.
  
  More like Sexy de Mayo....I am so funny.

  Ah, applesauce!  Now I can talk like my grandparents.  Now I am going to study this list and go get ossified and see if any palookas want to razz me and if I win I may come home with a tomato.

  Why is this article so funny? 

  Do you have a pet guinea pig?  Do you want to demean your pet guinea pig?  Well check out these costumes which will undoubtedly demean your pet guinea pig.

  Twitter:  I don't know how many of you have Twitter but here are some celebrities that you can start following on Twitter.  Lenny Kravitz, MC Hammer, Tina Fey, Questlove, Taylor Swift, 50 Cent, Raven Symone, Rainn Wilson, Elizabeth Hasselbeck, Al Gore, George Bush, Zoe Kravitz, Tom Waits, LL Cool J, "Weird" Al Yankovic, Seth Rogen, Bob Saget, and Fran Drescher.  OK so a couple of those may not be real and I think Twitter is cracking down on the fake accounts.  Oh here is one that is definitely fake but I hope they leave alone because it is HILARIOUS....Helen Keller.

  OK that is all for this edition.  I hope it wasn't too long...not often that I get to say that.

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