May 27, 2009

  • Motivation

    I was going to take some pictures of my yard with my apple trees, rhubarb, herb garden, lilacs, and garden but it was dark today and then it was rainy.  I also had some work I had to take care.  I heard back from one of the schools I applied for and they basically told me that I was a douche.  Oh well, I have a few more that I am waiting on.  Tomorrow depending on weather I will get some photos of my yard.    I was going to do a post on my views of the whole gay marriage fiasco because this evening I caught Larry King and he had Dennis Prager as a guest and I think my blood pressure raised about 300 points.  That guy...there is just something about him that makes want to...I can't remember what exactly it was that set me off maybe how King brought up how years ago blacks couldn't marry whites and Prager said that this issue was different.  Gay marriage would erode the family as we know it.  Hasn't straight marriage done that?  What percentage of marriages fail?  Catholic poster boy Mel Gibson...schtupping (I had to because of Mel's love for the Jews) a woman that isn't his wife and then knocking her up none the less.  Instead of making gays miserable by withholding their civil rights, let them be miserable by experiencing marriage.  I don't get why Christians fuss about this.  Churches have the right to withhold marriage from whomever they want.  The church that I was a part of refused to marry a couple because they were living together before they were married.  They spend so much time focusing on what two men or two women chose to do with their genitals that they seem to forget that heterosexual promoscuity is also forbidden by the Bible.  They forget that alcoholism is forbidden.  They forget that the Bible condems molesting children and Christ himself suggests that a child molester ought to have a millstone tied around his neck and be thrown into the ocean.  No, they just cover it up and send the ministers to other schools and pay off the parents.  They forget that cursing the deaf and tripping the blind is forbidden.  Maybe if I can borrow from Shakespeare...ok I can because I passed my college's English exam and that means I am qualified to teach grade school English and I have taught high school English...stop laughing...THEY PROTEST TOO MUCH!  Yeah, maybe they want to rub weiners or clams with a member of their sex.  If all else fails, I urge the homosexual community of California to leave and move to Iowa.  It would definitely liven things up amongst all the corn and pigs.  Anyway, I need to go to the hospital because I have a headache THIS big.  Here's you weekly dose of motivation.





    Hmmm maybe gays can hire the A-Team.  The A-Team can solve all their problems in an hours time.  Just don't ask them to shoot at anyone, they're horrible shots...damn another post idea.  Anyway, GET MOTIVATED!

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