June 2, 2009
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Random Funny Stuff
I was set to write something tonight but I fell asleep at my desk so I decided that before I went to bed I would share some random funny pictures I have found on the web.
It's a job and at least he is wearing protection so I guess it's all good.
Dopey got down to business once Snow White went blonde.
Ah....it works!
This is a still shot from Mel Gibson's new movie, Fetal Weapon.
Where do I begin?
Is there nothing that Yahoo Answers can't do?
You know this isn't funny, a child's life's at steak...see what I did there?
OH SNAP! OH NO YOU DI'NT
Size matters not. Look at me. Judge me by my size do you? Hmmm? And well you should not. (God I am a nerd)
You know, being a parent is very difficult.
Damn, he does exist. I knew it.
Wisconsin does it proper! I still remember the time I went to beautiful Hortonville to visit a certain beer maker and found out he lived next to a pond that was used by the only bait shop, welding supply, and beauty shop in the state of Wisconsin. Yes...fishing bait...welding supplies...beauty shop. I could make a joke about the welding supplies being used to make some women beautiful but I will take the high road.
Prom rocks! I really wish I had prom at my high school but then I would have went ballistic if I saw any of my classmates making that douchey hand gesture.
Before I fell asleep, I caught a bit of The Bachelorette. It sure looks awful in hi-def.
Tennis lovers may want to click on this one to enlarge it.I hope you found something funny here.
Comments (23)
Hehe... fun and funny!
O_O <-- My eyes literally went like this, when I saw the first picture! The Professor and Tennis pictures were awesome
hahahhaha.....that first picture was killer!
Yes, funny and weird! lol
The best part is that Dopey up there is wearing a Kelly Clarkson t-shirt...rock on little man, rock on.
little odd too...
Ok, that's much creepy.
HAHAHAHAHA the tennis one is brilliant.
I found lots funny here. And I know I'm going to burn in hell, but the meat baby cracked me up!
@jacksoncroons -
All this talk of abortion...
@bryantomato -
I laughed so hard. It reminded me of this joke I played on people in grade school. I had a business card that said, "How do you keep a retard busy? See other side." Well the other side said the same thing. I gave it to one person and she spent a couple minutes flipping it over until she started crying because she couldn't find the answer.
@SladeTheGreyFox -
I should have included that in my title...sorry.
@Leonidas -
That too should have been in the title.
@ChocolatMenier -
OK confession time, I found that picture on a brothel website. It is interesting reading the workers blogs and she posted some photos of her favorite customers and that guy was her favorite. So do I make a size doesn't matter joke? I didn't notice the Kelly Clarkson shirt until you mentioned. That does rock...you can't see it but I am doing that menacing devil horn hand gesture.
@nattata -
Well I think by now yo should now I am extremely funny and weird...I hope Australia is fun and relaxing.
@bluedreamer85 -
That is one reason I never went into veterinary medicine. Sometimes treating large animals requires health inspections like that.
@mZdejavuZ -
That professor one...it's so funny because I hear his voice, I must have spent too much time watching Futurama. That tennis one made me laugh so hard when I first saw it.
Oh and the first one, yeah, that is probably one reason why I never wanted to do veterinary medicine. After some of my health problems last year I can empathize with that elephant.
@RestlessButterfly -
Thank you!
I was going to mention the Kelly Clarkson shirt, but they beat me to it, damn!
I was just watching Futurama last night. It was the one about the Professor and 'Mom' and a giant kitty toy that shoots lasers out of its eyes when you pet its' head.. Oh late night television, where would I be without you? =]
Is it sad that my younger brother dresses like that ghetto kid with the neon outfit? He's a 16 yr, ghost-white kid who drives a sunfire, sings in a screamo band and says "yeahhh boyeee'' a lot... It's a nightmare living with him, believe me.
@twistedmistletoe -
I am still in awe that he is wearing a Kelly Clarkson shirt. I never knew she was that famous that she had t-shirts bearing her image.
Oh I love Futurama except I haven't seen any of the "movies". I was figuring I should order them one of these days. I was foolish when Adult Swim aired the episodes for free I went out and bought the dvds. Oh well this way I can watch them at my leisure.
I fear having children because I worry about how they will turn out. So is your brother trying to be Flava Flav? Maybe for his birthday or Christmas you could get him a clock with a chain so he can wear it as a necklace.
@godfatherofgreenbay -
Yeah Futurama is awesome...! ... And sorry to hear that you had to go through some health problems last year... Hope you're doing better now...
@mZdejavuZ -
You know in some ways I like Futurama better than the Simpsons because at the time Simpsons wasn't pushing the envelope like Futurama did and then Family Guy came along and now Simpsons is getting pretty interesting. Watching a recent episode I was shocked to hear the terms horny, mouth whoopie, and glory hole. My health has been weird. I have always had problems and it is probably because my dad was a heavy smoker when I was a child. Most all my problems are lung related. Anyway the doctor finally thinks he knows what is wrong with me about a year later. Oh and last year at this time it started with a bout of pneumonia and infected lung that put me in the hospital for about a week and this was because my stalker came over and he had a really bad cold which was probably pneumonia and he coughed up garbage and spit it on my floors...yeah I have stalkers.
@godfatherofgreenbay -
Omgosh, I'm sorry you have to go through all those health problems...
... Hopefully your health is now improving. You have stalkers? LOL maybe you should invest in stronger locks and bolts =P ... I recently saw the new episodes of Simpsons, and I must admit, they are upping their game... I'm not surprised because they're up against strong competition from Family Guy.
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