July 23, 2009
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Just some random nonsense
I don't have much to say tonight so I thought I would share some photos.
She must have seen the Incredible Hulk one too many times.
Sometimes Yahoo Answers gives worthwhile answers.
When my parents snapped this photo, they knew I would have a bright future.
Too bad I failed art class.
I have also had a problem with words.
What do you expect when this is the last existing photo of my grandmother?
I wish I had that device when I went to college but it wouldn't have kept me from being a douche in other ways.
I have a porn addiction. You don't want to know what I think when I see an ATM.
I tried to be a baker but I failed.
At least I got my ads on the sides of buses.
I am currently writing a new screenplay for a movie called Final Days of Thunder.
They probably wouldn't hire me.
At least I don't have the addiction problems of that guy...click it, it's worth it.
And I can make up my mind.
This is my contingency plan for GM and Dodge.Have a great day!
Comments (46)
This post made me smile :]
Rofl I love going on Yahoo! Answers. They crack me up
Very funny, especially the McD's pic. I don't think I have read a 'personal' post before... except that you like those... pop thingies... the bastard pop. Not a 'personal' blogger type? Me, I need some place to vent. I have to behave when around people I see every day... I can't really let loose and that bugs the shit out of me. I really think I am going to snap some day soon.
I saw a "NOW HIRING LOSERS" sign on a Subway sign in Muskegon, Michigan once. Gosh, it must've been at least 10 years ago. I wish I would've had a camera to take a picture of it.
Nice... Good intro and conclusion! =P Thanks for the good laugh before bedtime... =)
That library forum post was hilarious!
Why is she worried - gamma is set on low! lol
The one with the library is so cool!
The Library!! hahahaha and it's available on-line too. Did it cost a lot for the bus ad or did you just vandalize it in the middle of the night?
The bus one is cool lol
Crazeeeeeeee....!!!
epic freaking wow! lmao I'm going to be haunted by the gamma rays question for the rest of my life... well at least i know now what it means to be an American and how to dress properly thanks to beer lol so I'm not totally traumatized. awesome post!
Hahaha! As usual, thanks for the chuckle!
This was hilarious! Especially the first few and the last one.
Come on Brett! Just sign with the Vikings.
LOL! Hilarious post!
Say it ain't so.
love the witty comeback for the sandwhich
i'd probably say something like that if i was the man too.
Love 'em - especially the McDonalds Loser sign. Thanks again.
@FallenReign -
I have some more yahoo answers stuff. I think in my next links update(not the one yesterday but a new one) I will have a link to a blog that deals specifically with Yahoo Answers.
@faustuosa -
I understand. I did personal stuff before and I think that bored people and I don't know if everyone wants to hear about my problems. I deal with my issues through humor so that is how I vent.
@methodElevated -
I think the Subway in my town has lost all their Cs because whenever they post that they are hiring closers someone steals the c so it becomes losers. I don't know why people think working at Subway is for a loser. Those people are artists especially the on here with its line of breakfast subs.
@mZdejavuZ -
I am glad I gave you some laughs. I love that last picture.
@Lithium98 -
At first I thought it was put on but the more I read it, I thought it was real.
@nattata -
I guess she'll have to start worrying when she turns green and smashes her computer.
That library one is hilarious. Sadly, I think it is true and that is a great comment on our society.
@dikdoktor -
The bus...truth be told I just entered a few words into a picture generator. I can't find that link right now.
@no1charmerlondon -
I need to find the link where I made that.
@RestlessButterfly -
Thank you
@choralone -
Just make sure it is set on the low because I don't want you turning into the hulk and smashing your monitor.
I think Homer Simpson said it best, "To beer! The cause of and solution to all of life's problems."
@StephySays -
Thank you, glad I could make you laugh.
@TiRocKiinPiinK -
That last one is one of my favorite. I think I would do that to many cars on the road today.
@kachino -
Oh you'd love that. If you are a Vikings fan you wouldn't want him in your organization. He has been jerking your team around for how many months now? He'd come in and I doubt he would show any leadership off the field. He's doing this just for himself and doesn't care about the team. One report yesterday made it sound like he wasn't coming back. Guess we'll just have to wait for the 30th.
@bendecida83 -
Thank you!
@leadheavy -
That I don't have anything to say?
@NightlyDreams -
I giggle every time I read that. I seriously think that is one of the best things I have ever seen on Yahoo Answers.
@curiousdwk -
Yeah that McDonald's one is pretty good. One of the local locations had to have Plexiglas put over the letters because people were either stealing them or rearranging them. The funny thing about it is that the sign is like 15 feet in the air.
Humanity is amazing ain't it?
Muahahaha, I laughed so hard!! A sandwich one is really hilarious...and there's collar clip? LOL.
@starrynite45 -
Great! I love making people laugh. I love that sandwich one too as for the clip. I don't think that really exists but it is a pretty funny idea because I hate seeing people walking around with upturned collars.
oh the cookies.... took me a while to get it but oh, was it worth it.
@bryantomato -
That one took me some time as well.
@godfatherofgreenbay -
Yeah, I understand your points which explains why I'm kind of split on him joining the Vikings. However, I rather have a 40 year old Favre than T. Jackson or S. Rosenfels.
@kachino -
From a coaching standpoint, I would not want him if he is going to skip out on training camp and also you would have to rearrange your passing game to fit his arm because last year the Jets had to drastically cut plays out of their offense because of how poor his arm was. I mean they didn't have any pass routes 20+ yards. The blinders are off and I am finally seeing Favre for what he is, a childish and selfish SOB. Players on the Vikings are conflicted. He will split that team in half and their will be no cohesiveness and they won't get anywhere. Then if they do sign Favre, what is going to happen at the end of next season? It will be the same old "As the Favre Throws" soap opera. He'll jerk around the organization and make demands and it will alienate players. I understand wanting someone other than Rosenfels and Jackson but what about next season? If they get Favre now, then Jackson will leave and Brad Childress is left with his dick in his hand because Favre will "retire" and he won't have the qb that he was so high on when they drafted him.
About popped collars... I remember being in a bit of... "tangle" with that.
I worked at Abercrombie and Fitch when popping collars was the thing to do... and I just couldnt go through with it.
Viva la BREAD! (I think that means, bread is the LIFE right?
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@theladyofabundance -
Viva la has a couple of a meanings. One is Hurray For(or something like that) and the other is Long Live. I think that is actually something Christian because Christ once said I am the Bread of Live. If that is the case that photo is even more disturbing.
Popped collars...I don't even know where to start with that one. Thankfully Miller High Life is spreading the word that it isn't cool.
@godfatherofgreenbay -
I get your points ... I honestly think this is a make or break season for Childress. It's one year with Favre with the expectation of reaching the SB or it's a complete bust and he's fired. Honestly, the Vikings are in the middle of that window of opportunity to win the SB. However, we still don't have a franchise QB
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@kachino -
The problem with that is that every season since they have brought in Childress the Minnesota sports writers and fans have said that each season is make or break. Childress should have been let go a long time ago because he wasn't the brains behind the operation in Philadelphia. That was all Andy Reid.
@godfatherofgreenbay -
I agree with the Andy Reid statement. However, last season was the first time in a while that the Vikings finished with a winning record while making the playoffs. He started with 6-10 (1st season), 8-8 (2nd season) to 10-6 (last season). If he's able to improve (deep playoffs this season) then big props to him (with or without the help of Favre). If not, then I'm pretty sure he will be fired. That's how the NFL works except in Pittsburgh or Tennessee.
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