July 29, 2009
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Motivation
You know the irony of life is that you have like his big dream to get where you wanna be but once you get there you start to dream about where you came from. I guess that's the part of the circle of our lives like the hands of a clock going round. If only we could wind them back and return to a time where the dream began. It's all too soon that's all will be is a dream in someone's mind.
In case some of you didn't read the last post and wondering how I made it on MSNBC, well in a barely awake state, I thought they featured my stomach in one of those faceless features about obesity. You know the ones where they show everyone's stomach and ass to say that Americans are fat. I guess it is an epidemic because it used to be 2 out of 3 people were obese but they got so fat that it is now 4 out of 5. Let that sink in.
Here's your weekly dose of motivation:
So there it is...I hope you get motivated. I feel the power! I think I am going to finally upload pictures to my computer. Have a swell day!
Comments (43)
the last one = win
lmaoo
These are all great but I'm picking the comments from the 12 year old to be the biggest crack - me - up. God, he's going to become a great Xangan some day I'm sure. Damn, I can't get the image of those big hooters out of my head.
Thanks G.
My decision would not be the 'easy' one
People pictured in the motivational posters must be out of the ordinary, only 3 out of 23 are obese, 3 out of 13 if you don't count the Brazilians.
Speaking of soccer do yourself a favor and Google images of "laisa andrioli" now there's some motivation to watch the 'beautiful game'
decisions decisions indeed!
Squirrel Nut Zippers ROCK!!!! Have seen them in concert twice, they were great both times!
And yes, decisions are easy sometimes. That picture reminds me of why I married my wife. Ok, two 'large' reasons why I married her anyway.
justa note on vodka hahahahahahaha i happin to kno scientifikly it werks on guyz too! ive gotta kom bak laytur to lissin to the musik
Nice. The MJ one was awesome.
Methinks that 12 year old boy has no future.
One word of wisdom : NEVER points a gun at your groin.
The cat's claw looks like the middle finger. The kid's face in the donkey one is priceless...
Hey dude!!!! Love this! Hope you're doing ok. I've been making only sporadic visits to Xangaslovakia . . . I'm so frickin' busy . . . but I wanted you to know I'm thinking about you and your family . . . hope everyone is staying healthy. Peace out!
Man, another awesome motivation... I'm super motivated now ... to do nothing at all. What a nice classic that Stand By Me song.
Cute quotes!
Regarding the "Decision" one, I'd got for the girl in red, personally. Or skip all of them and go with the Brazilians
hello,
can i make friend with you,haha?
Oh vodka.... the stories I have....
On thoughts of dreams, I find myself saying, "The grass is always greener." Once upon a time my life was obscure and a bit strange... but that made it partly exciting and special. After a while I longed for a "normal" life. Now that I have it, it grows boring. Or it feels as though life can never be as surreal or alluring.
That somehow "I'" got boring... not life.
I suppose I got to keep faith... and my cat's ass off the computer screen.
Thanks for the morning motivation.
You just made my day; these made me laugh!
The guy on the last poster, holding the sign is familiar. Last time I was in Savannah, GA, I'm pretty sure he was running around with a sign that said "Stop The Lie" and some other indication that you were supposed to ask him more about "The Lie."
@whatkerisaid -
Yeah there is a guy who does something like that around here except it has nothing to do with religion and is all about government conspiracies.
@bryantomato -
I am a Christian *gasp* and I hate other Christians that do that stuff.
@lonelywanderer2 -
Glad to help!
@Olyachka -
Yes...these make my ass fall off from laughing so hard.
@curiousdwk -
I am glad to provide this service to Xanga.
@dikdoktor -
I think that 12 year old boy has a sister already on Xanga and she's the one who blocked me because I timestamped a post and she thought I was sexually harassing her with said post....some people. And the said thing is that she will probably have like 20 kids who are dumber than she is.
@ElevenStones -
Yes...they are just aesthetics and don't measure the true value of a woman.
And thanks for the heads up of that soccer player. Beautiful game indeed!
@UR_MUSE -
It can be a very tough one especially if you throw in the vodka blondes and the Brazillian soccer.
@bosefius -
Squirrel Nut Zippers never got to my area when they were big time but now that they do their solo projects I have seen a couple of them play in Madison. I loved that album with Hell. The swing movement was something that needed to be done because all the pop music on the radio was so stale. If you have any of their albums look in the credits for the art direction and that guy is a cousin of mine.
My dad once asked me what I was looking for in a girl and I gave him three reasons, 2 of which are the same reasons why you married your wife.
@pansybradshaw -
I am sure it works for guys as well. There was a guy in my frat that whenever he a bit too much to drink he got very friendly with the other guys.
@Unstoppable_Inner_Strength -
I liked the MJ one as well. I just waited for him to be planted before I posted it because when I expressed that I didn't care for him before the funeral that made me a racist.
@methodElevated -
I think the 12 year old boy has a sister on Xanga.
@KimOngJr -
Words to live by. And that is something you never want to learn from experience.
@mZdejavuZ -
Yes, I like the cat one simply for the claw and I have to say if a donkey got its head in my car I would probably panic like that kid.
@jacksoncroons -
Thanks for stopping by when you are busy like you are; I appreciate it. I have discovered that swimming is a great way to curb the effects of 9 years of competitive football on my knees. I hope everything is going great over by you even though you have been swamped.
@kachino -
YES! MY MOTIVATION WORKS AGAIN! Yeah I never knew Muhammad Ali could sing but that proved me wrong.
@RestlessButterfly -
Thank you!
@ithiliya -
You are correct! I also like the girl in the black and then the girl in the brown and white but then I am a sucker for bellies like what they have. I don't know why. Maybe it is because I got a beer keg on me.
That Brazilian soccer one sort of makes me want to move to Brazil.
@sIUtING_v3v -
Hahaha....mkay?
@theladyofabundance -
As with all your stories, I'd love to hear them. I need to post tonight about my recent experience at the haunted bar I talk about regularly.
I always try to avoid doing the same things day after day for fear that repetition will make me boring and throw me into the rut of routine.
Keep the faith because there has to be something more than this out there or at least the current situation and until you get there make the most of every opportunity. I live like tomorrow may be my last day and surprisingly that hasn't made me hedonistic.
@godfatherofgreenbay - yeah I know that. I do respect your level-headedness. And your ability to not get butthurt all the time
@bryantomato -
I remember the age old maxim or at least as old as this internet thing: Arguing on the internet is like running in the Special Olympics, even if you win, you're still retarded. Here the pic.
@godfatherofgreenbay -
Yeah, I was very surprise to hear Ali sing that well.