August 20, 2009

  • Random

    This afternoon and evening was quite interesting.  I fell asleep in the afternoon.  I don't know why.  I seem to get plenty of sleep but I just crashed.  I don't know what I was dreaming about but it must have been fun because I woke up and there was an empty bottle of beer and an empty bag of chips next to me.  I hope I am not sleepwalking especially since I woke up completely naked.

    After that I turned on the weather because I noticed some weird colors in the sky.  Tornadoes!  I found it funny that a day after Brett Favre signed with the Vikings, Minneapolis gets hit with tornadoes.  God truly hates the Vikings.  Favre will lead them to a stellar 8-8 season.

    So with all these tornado watches and warnings out I decided to get out my cat kennels just in case I had to go to the basement.  I also made some salsa.  All the ingredients except lime juice came from my garden.  I used purple, orange, and red tomatoes; purple and green bell peppers; a big red jalapeno; and some red onions.  It was pretty good.

    Is there nothing in this world as annoying as those Dell Computer commercials featuring the son "Lollipop"?

    I then sat down to read the local weekly papers.  I saw a commercial proclaiming that a new season of Top Chef began tonight so I watched that.  It was boring.  I fell asleep and then I hear what I think is someone breaking down my door.  I quick grab my glock and investigate.  My cats were playing in their kennels and had knocked them over.  After that I had to check out Xanga.





    A long time ago I posted photos of rejected children's books.  Well here are some I just found.  The sad thing is that one of those 8 books is real.

    BUSTED!  And in case you were wondering the real book was the Cookie Monster book.  Apparently they didn't worry about jets flying into the World trade center in 1976.

    The only name on Minnesota news TV other than Brett Favre....Dixie Normous...Dick's Enourmous!  I wasn't feeling that tall today until I laid down...let that settle in.

    IT'S WORKING!

    No one likes to talk about Larry the Cable Guy's cable installation seminars.

    Some Xangan today asked for boobs....I found this one featuring a computer crash airbag system.

    Will he ever go away?

    That is so ghet-tow...dang, I actually see the family members mentioned in my last post doing that.

    Jon Gosslein should be made an honorary saint. 

    I WOULD SO WATCH THE HILLS IF THAT WAS THE TITLE! LOL LMAO OMG FTW!

    And in honor of the season premire of Top Chef: Las Vegas

    It's so true!  Tonight there were many scallops.  They should ban the scallop but I could seethe cehfs shitting themselves because they wouldn't know what to cook.

    Good night and good luck.

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