August 20, 2009
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Random
This afternoon and evening was quite interesting. I fell asleep in the afternoon. I don't know why. I seem to get plenty of sleep but I just crashed. I don't know what I was dreaming about but it must have been fun because I woke up and there was an empty bottle of beer and an empty bag of chips next to me. I hope I am not sleepwalking especially since I woke up completely naked.
After that I turned on the weather because I noticed some weird colors in the sky. Tornadoes! I found it funny that a day after Brett Favre signed with the Vikings, Minneapolis gets hit with tornadoes. God truly hates the Vikings. Favre will lead them to a stellar 8-8 season.
So with all these tornado watches and warnings out I decided to get out my cat kennels just in case I had to go to the basement. I also made some salsa. All the ingredients except lime juice came from my garden. I used purple, orange, and red tomatoes; purple and green bell peppers; a big red jalapeno; and some red onions. It was pretty good.
Is there nothing in this world as annoying as those Dell Computer commercials featuring the son "Lollipop"?
I then sat down to read the local weekly papers. I saw a commercial proclaiming that a new season of Top Chef began tonight so I watched that. It was boring. I fell asleep and then I hear what I think is someone breaking down my door. I quick grab my glock and investigate. My cats were playing in their kennels and had knocked them over. After that I had to check out Xanga.
A long time ago I posted photos of rejected children's books. Well here are some I just found. The sad thing is that one of those 8 books is real.
BUSTED! And in case you were wondering the real book was the Cookie Monster book. Apparently they didn't worry about jets flying into the World trade center in 1976.
The only name on Minnesota news TV other than Brett Favre....Dixie Normous...Dick's Enourmous! I wasn't feeling that tall today until I laid down...let that settle in.
IT'S WORKING!
No one likes to talk about Larry the Cable Guy's cable installation seminars.
Some Xangan today asked for boobs....I found this one featuring a computer crash airbag system.
Will he ever go away?
That is so ghet-tow...dang, I actually see the family members mentioned in my last post doing that.
Jon Gosslein should be made an honorary saint.
I WOULD SO WATCH THE HILLS IF THAT WAS THE TITLE! LOL LMAO OMG FTW!And in honor of the season premire of Top Chef: Las Vegas
It's so true! Tonight there were many scallops. They should ban the scallop but I could seethe cehfs shitting themselves because they wouldn't know what to cook.
Good night and good luck.
Comments (36)
I recorded that episode of Top Scallops. I'll probably watch it today.
I love the pics you put in...too funny!
Yeah. The movie is based on a novel. Same title, The Time Traveler's Wife.
Currently reading it. Really amazing book. And there's also another movie based on a novel, My Sister's Keeper, if I'm not mistaken. Really interesting, the trailer's out in YouTube. By the way, great post! Cracked me up so bad. Hope you're well!
Haha. Nice pictures.
LMAO!! Great post! Especially the first couple pics
"Ghet-tow" HAHAHA!!
And aaahhh, the "Let's Play Under the Bed" is helllaa creeeeeeeeppppyyy... I couldn't look at his face any longer.
Oh my goodness, this comment has nothing to do with this post, but FOR SOME REASON, I stumbled across this song and thought of you. Tada! Lady Gaga back when she was, actually, pretty good!
http://thatssofetch.com/2009/04/old-lady-gaga-song-from-2005/
Anyways. Yay.
Um...that pile of fat, hairy guys just made me throw up a little. And you just KNOW that pic was from the light and sound check for the gay fetish porn that was about to be...er...shot. Ughh...more vomit.
Wow...I'm so sick of Jon and Kate. Really, the whole multiple-birth bullshit is getting ridiculous. Honestly, if you're dumb enough to give birth to more than one baby at a time, you deserve whatever you get. I mean, honestly...who in their right mind thinks, "Hmm...6 babies? Plus the 2 that we already have? Noooo problem!" Whatever.
The girl with the gianormous titties should disgust me...but strangely, it doesn't!
Pretty cool randomosity going on here! rolling . . .
Random = awesome. This post was entertaining.
Great stuff - the books. And I love the "crash pad". I'd pay handsomely to be able to use crash pads like those.
Hilarious! As usual!
I betcha those midgets from the Roloff family are really getting a good laugh over Jon&Kate, lmao
You naked? Pewitt!
Btw, thanks for the laughs.
Thanks for the eprops
That cable guy pic reminded me of my chubby fetish......soft bellies.....mmmm....*drools* 
oh the hilarity!
@methodElevated -
So what did you think?
@joiwinds -
thank you! I try to be funny from time to time...well actually most of the time but it isn't always successful.
@flowmorphiaslow -
Thanks for the info. I need a new reading list and I like to read books that have movies based on them.
@SunnyMitsu -
Thank you! I hope I am not pouring salt in wounds.
@mZdejavuZ -
Yeah that book is sort of creepy and I am glad it isn't on library shelves.
@Shy___Away -
Thanks for sending that to me. I had never heard anything by her before she became famous.
@Another_Perfect_Wonder -
Oh man I didn't want to think about that being a porn set.
I am thankful that the recent multiple birth story turned out to be fake. This lady over in Tunisia claimed to be pregnant with 12 children but it turns out she was actually crazy and made it all up.
There were a couple of other boob photos I could have used but I thought that one was the most "tasteful".
@jacksoncroons -
Thank you...so how is life going for you these days?
@YossariansWingman -
Thanks, I may do a few more of these because I have so many photos piled up just dying to get on my blog.
@curiousdwk -
Yes...I think that would be my ideal pillow.
@theladyofabundance -
Thank you...I hope to do a few more like this.
@MrsMcKagan -
Yeah I know Matt Roloff is happy because the whole Jon and Kate drama has taken attention away from his problems with DWIs. His courtroom defense..."I just had a little to drink."
@RestlessButterfly -
Yeah...I sort of have something planned regarding my naked pics because of something I read on a popular Xangan's blog. I am glad you laughed at these.
@bitterbittenrockinblonde22 -
Well I am glad I fueled the fire of your fetish...maybe good for my fat self but sadly I don't think those guys are the type of guys that would appreciate a girl enjoying their bellies.
@UR_MUSE -
You know...when you wrote that I first thought of the Goodyear blimp that recently passed through my hometown on its way to Chaska for the golf tournament. I wouldn't scream, "Oh the humanity." No, the dick in me would scream "Oh the hilarity!"
@godfatherofgreenbay -
I'm impressed that you got the reference to the Hindinberg.
@godfatherofgreenbay - LOL, I know.....would you appreciate it, though?
@UR_MUSE -
I am a history nerd like that.
@bitterbittenrockinblonde22 -
I couldn't show you how truly I appreciate it because you are dating a guy.
@godfatherofgreenbay - Oh, come on, Pete may have cheated on me!
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