@TheSecretLifeOfPandas - 

*sigh* I knew it.

Oh and there was an entry I did where I said this about my grandfather: Those Burger King tiny hands commercials are bringing back childhood memories. My grandfather once imparted some wisdom before he died. He told me that I should find a woman with tiny hands. I asked why and he said that because her tiny hands would make my dick look big when she held it. I was 9 years old. This was the same grandfather who coerced me into drinking a beer at age 3 by saying that it was a fancy new soda pop called Old Style. I got drunk and fell down some stairs. He laughed at me and called me a lightweight. He also made me chew tobacco when we went fishing because he said the tobacco juice would make the fish bite better. It did but they were biting at the food that I threw up into the lake. I miss that guy, he's what you would call a "character". (Then later in the comments I related another story)He was one of the youngest business owners in the state of Wisconsin for many years. My favorite time spent with him was during deer hunting season. I wasn't old enough to have a gun or a license for hunting yet but I walked with him in the forest. We were in for a snack i.e. beer and my grandpa had to make a deposit so he was in the reading room checking out how the Packers were doing and all of a sudden I see two deer walk through my uncle's front yard of his farm. I yell to my grandpa. He bursts out of the bathroom, grabs his gun, runs through the house, opens the door, and fires four shots. He took down both deer and then he went back to finish reading. That was the tastiest venison I ever ate. (Yeah, they don't make men like him anymore)

Cubs fan? BOOO! Oh well it's ok since neither team will make the playoffs. I think one of my favorite times drinking in Milwaukee happened at The Safe House. It was my first time there and I didn't know the password. Luckily they had no one working the door. We walked in to this room and all that was there was a table with a vase of flowers and a old school slot machine, a microphone, a camera, and a couple hula hoops. Well right as my friends were about to ask the microphone what to do to get in I read the slot machine and it said "Pull lever to gain entrance". I pulled and the doors opened. That place was awesome plus Britney Spears showed up because she was playing Summerfest.

You always have to pick Bratwurst or the fake facebook page Brett Wurst. Come o, the bratwurst is the official state phallic symbol.

@BranmacFeabhail - 

The Catholic church in town has been near and dear to me. One of my cousins was a priest there for many years. Great guy. This new priest is very distinct in this small town. He is African. I have went walking with him and discussed things before. The first time we had a conversation about theology he said he was surprised that someone wearing a Ramones t-shirt possessed so much knowledge of the Bible...HOORAY FOR STEREOTYPES!

Thanks for introducing me to that Hark! A Vagrant...that is very funny stuff.

@Ampbreia - 

Haha...that Mr. Benny sounds interesting.

My struggles as of late has been with the teaching of the sin against the Holy Spirit. I can never get a straight answer as to what it is. The Bible mentions it but doesn't so much go into specific detail. One pastor says that it is unbelief and another says it is making fun of God and then another says it is not allowing God to work by interfering with preaching. And of course why should I ask this on Revelife since they can't get the basics of Christianity correct. Well what the Bible says about sinning against the Holy Spirit is that it is an unforgivable sin. This has me trouble because if the sin against the Holy Spirit is unbelief and the sin is unforgivable why then did Christ tell us to go out into the world to preach because wouldn't unbeliever be unforgiven? And what if an unbeliever who denied God's existence came to faith, even if they were a believer and became the most devout Christian they would not be forgiven of this sin. It has been weighing on me greatly.

@twistedmistletoe - 

I wish they would have played mash-ups when I was in grade school during my rollerskating rink hanging out at phase...whoa, that sentence makes no sense. Actually some of my cousins owned a skating rink called White's Happy Wheels and they got blasted for being racists but what people didn't realize was that their surname was White. Someone stole the apostrophe from the sign. There are jerks everywhere.

The Beatles are good for all moods. Right now I am listening to Because...that song hypnotizes me. I think it is because it is rumored to be the Moonlight Sonata only backwards.

I have so many memories of my grandfather but sometimes it takes comments to bring them out.

@carolinaatnight - 

I am sure he had a fun birthday. Most of his grandchildren and great-grandchildren were there. That should bring joy to anyone. My grandfather and his three brothers were incredible men. I hear whispers that of all the havoc and hilarity they wreaked on this part of my state that people thought they were the four horsemen of the apocalypse. My grandfather was the oldest and the rest took after him. Then there was one uncle I never really knew but the stories were great. Also there was the uncle who lost is arm in a farming accident and then went on to the ministry. He was also an avid golfer. That was quite a sight.

My struggles as of late has been with the teaching of the sin against the Holy Spirit. I can never get a straight answer as to what it is. The Bible mentions it but doesn't so much go into specific detail. One pastor says that it is unbelief and another says it is making fun of God and then another says it is not allowing God to work by interfering with preaching. And of course why should I ask this on Revelife since they can't get the basics of Christianity correct. Well what the Bible says about sinning against the Holy Spirit is that it is an unforgivable sin. This has me trouble because if the sin against the Holy Spirit is unbelief and the sin is unforgivable why then did Christ tell us to go out into the world to preach because wouldn't unbeliever be unforgiven? And what if an unbeliever who denied God's existence came to faith, even if they were a believer and became the most devout Christian they would not be forgiven of this sin. It has been weighing on me greatly. I haven't had a chance to go yet because when I drove by earlier, I noticed he was out.

@Ampbreia - 

Yeah, I hope I run into him today. Probably Monday is his day off.

@TheSecretLifeOfPandas - 

I was a former minister and we never covered this and it has been weighing on me lately.

@BranmacFeabhail - 

I lived on a horse farm for two years and I think people didn't expect that of me. I loved doing the chores but I was not appreciative of the horses especially the one that bit me. And yes, Daft Punk is the shit. I was trying to buy one of their funky helmets.

@TheSecretLifeOfPandas - 

Oh I just got thinking of a place where Cubs and Brewers fans can seemingly get along together but that would be my town and well that would be strange.

@TheSecretLifeOfPandas - 

Ah...that sounds like fun. It seems like sports around here, the loyalties anyway, can get violent except when it comes to baseball. I once saw a guy beat another guy just for wearing a Bears hat into a bar that was frequented by Packers fans.

@TheSecretLifeOfPandas - 

Yeah people take things way too seriously but that is life in The Dells. Speaking of The Dells, if Chicago is so much fun why then do so many people from Chicago come here?

@RestlessButterfly - 

Yeah and they both are capable of doing crazy things. The one person walks back and forth around my house every day and the other once stood on my back porch for about 45 minutes and then sat in his truck at the bottom of my driveway for about 30 minutes because he had a question he had to ask.