September 23, 2009
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Motivation
Here it is...motivation. I need to motivate myself to actually try to sleep. It has been nearly impossible the last few days. I have no clue what is going on. Part of it may be because of one of my cats. Once I turn off the lights she become the devil. A few nights she made her way to the top of my gun cabinet and pushed up the descended ceiling panel and got her head stuck. Now I have put stuff on top of the cabinet and last night she kept knocking it over onto herself. Then she claws under my bed. I looked underneath and she had her claws dug into the box spring and was walking on that. I yell and she runs to a window and starts to claw her way up the curtains. Then my alarm clock goes off she is right in my face. I watch her while I type this and she is laying in front of my amp. I want to turn it on and up to 11 and play a power chord in a power stance. Thankfully I have been getting naps...now that I think of it, I may be turning into a cat because I sleep 20 minutes here and there and can sleep anywhere. Ugh...time for motivation.
You had better be motivated now! One of these takes me back to my days of teaching...you think it is the booty one...no, its the Fuck one. I once was teaching a unit on World War I and I taught the students about Ferdinand Foch(don't know him? look him up). Well the test came and I made the students write essays on their test. This one kid who had spelling problems made me piss my pants, figuratively (hey I'm a teacher so don't expect none of this "literally" bullshit). He wrote about the great Ferdinand Fuck. The whole essay it was Fuck. My favorite line was the last line. "Fuck was good."
I am thinking it is time for the return of me talking with my cock. He's ready to unload...wisdom.
Comments (31)
lol crazy cat
LMAO!! I couldn't stop laughing about the "d"uck and your story about "Fuck"! LMAO!! How many years did you teach?
You should put your cat outside occationally. It really calms them down during the night (that is if you throw them outside in the day time). Mine settles down afterwards. It's the same true for birds if you clip their wings they become more docile (spelling might be wrong on that).
I was half expecting "Take Your Mama Out" to be a rap song about killing mothers. And then I recognized the song and was slightly disappointed.
LOL, turning the amp to 11.... "But this one goes to 11...."
lol at the history kid.
Now I'm super motivated to drive myself home from school. After two days of battling this flu in my dorm, I can't take it anymore. University policy doesn't let us attend class either so I might as well go home.
Screw doplar radars and fancy technology, Gary's Weather Stone is all we should need.
I'm motivated NOW!!!!!!!!!! Ha! You should be a motivational speaker!! I'd pay to hear you!
Having been a teacher myself, the "Fuck" story just slays me with laughter! I WOULD have wet my pants reading his essay!!
Thanks for making laugh today!
Fun motivation stuff... muahahah!
LOL
fuck.
I'd put the 'F' there too.
Are Yoinks and Inspiration pictures of the same kid from different angles? If not, they are spiritual twins.
Yes. I would take one slut over three companions any day. (At least with my current absence of anything sensual.)
@oulck -
Yes, there are times when I think she is possessed.
@mZdejavuZ -
all my experience in teaching probably adds up to 11 years. 3 of those were fulltime, 5 for college, and then 3 subbing. Fun times.
@NightlyDreams -
My cats aren't exactly outside cats. In fact when the one that is all crazy gets outside she gets so frightened and hides under my blazer and it is so hard to get her to come out.
@methodElevated -
Sorry to disappoint but now you have given me ideas for my gangsta rap career.
@NoGraySunflowers -
The way she acts sometimes I want to turn it to 12
@BranmacFeabhail -
I guess I understand the mistake but then I don't because I gave them a list of people they could write about and I had it clearly spelled.
@twistedmistletoe -
I am thinking of marekting Gary's Weather Stone.
I hope you start feeling better. Make sure you get checked out because even a regular flu can develop into something nasty.
@carolinaatnight -
I was in tears reading that essay and of course I shared it with other teachers.
If I were to be a motivational speaker I would be like Chris Farley's character Matt Foley but I don't live in a van down by the river.
@RestlessButterfly -
I am glad you enjoyed
@Manstration -
Yeah I would expect that from you
. I could just hear the teacher calling the student to the desk and asking where they heard that word. "Mommy and Daddy always say it."
@MelFamy -
Wow, I hadn't noticed how much the resembled each other.
@curiousdwk -
I would probably have to agree with you there.
@godfatherofgreenbay - Ha! That is one of my favorite SNL skits...saw it again recently. I like to watch David Spade in the skit...he's trying so hard not to laugh!! When someone talks about so-and-so buying a van or having a van, I ask "Do they live down by the river?" Most people don't even get what I'm talking about.
@godfatherofgreenbay - Spinal Tap would be so proud....
@godfatherofgreenbay -
hm. maybe it was keeping him motivated to finish the essay.
cheap thrills, you know.
@godfatherofgreenbay -
well it was a thought...
@godfatherofgreenbay -
Oh wow, good for you.
@BranmacFeabhail -
I have thought that as well but the kid never spoke like that and was a very nice kid. He was just a poor speller.
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