@TheSecretLifeOfPandas - 

I don't know what it was but looking at those two photos next to each other made me think I was doing two Megan Fox stories. Or maybe I had a flashback to that one Marilyn Manson album cover and thought he and Megan had similar bodies.

@Manstration - 

I am trying not to mention Diablo Cody with Jennifer's Body because I don't want to associate that crap with Juno. Oh and can I brag that I saw her strip and be work a peep show before she was famous?

I wish more women looked like Christina Hendricks instead of trying to be emaciated like Posh.

@BranmacFeabhail - 

I have had mixed emotions about Guy Ritchie's Sherlock Holmes adaptation. There were rumors that he presented his cut to the company and they handed it back saying to redo the whole thing and that Brad Pitt was going to be in this one. That wasn't true. Anyway from what I have heard about this version is that it has a little S&M featuring Downey.

@twistedmistletoe - 

Yeah those two had been dating for quite some time. I posted it a while back because at that time Zooey was one of the objects of my obsessions. I guess I have liked her ever since Almost Famous plus she has a great singing voice. Willie is smiling because well we know why Willie is ALWAYS smiling but I don't think Ben smiles because his music sometimes can be so damn depressing. There are times when I listen to DCFC that I will get teary eyed.

I was hearing Mackenzie today talking about how she is going to help other people that are in incestuous relationships. I can't believe people are like that.

They were billing Jennifer's Body as Twilight for boys. Well I think the only thing that got boys to see that movie was the potential for lesbian kissing and Megan Fox semi-nudity. Megan Fox could be the hottest woman in the world and begging me to make hot sweaty monkey love to her but I would refuse because the sexiest thing about a woman is her brain and from time to time I don't think Megan possesses one.

Every once in a while I heard something about Anna K. It was either divorce rumors or rumors about how she cheated on Enrique because he has a micropenis.

@curiousdwk - 

I think it is the lack of taste of women. I was thinking of watching About Schmidt where Kathy Bates gets nude...yeah, definitely a lack. I've been thinking that I need a weekend in Vegas or at least outside of town at one of those brothels...hey it's legal and disease free but I hear it's pricey.

@morbidcoronerchick - 

Thank you

@Another_Perfect_Wonder - 

It is amazing how our favorite celebrities age but we remain the same age.

I'm sorry about weightloss. I have found it difficult until I got sick.

@RestlessButterfly - 

That really is Kevin Federline. I guess he hasn't had to work much since Britney Spears pays him so much money basically to keep his mouth shut about their relationship. Too bad he doesn't keep his mouth shut when it comes to food.

Yes, Victoria Beckham scares me because I worry that a gust of wind will blow her away.

@entendezmavoix - 

You having your way with Christina Hendricks...hmmm interesting

There is just something about Amber Rose that has grown on me. Maybe it is that she is with the world's biggest douche bag and I think therefore I have a chance.

I am glad someone got my Bruce Springsteen entry.

I get emails and used to get celebrity magazines. I was part of a magazine service and they just started sending me Us and I found it hilarious. Plus I started doing this type of entry after I heard two girls in a bar talking about how they wanted guys who were able to talk about this type of stuff. So I started posting it for guys out there and I added my humor to it and well here we are.

@entendezmavoix - 

Bitch, please? I like that. I guess I have developed a sense of humor that involves self-depreciation because of my home life growing up. Anyway...

Squirrel Nut Zippers were actually probably one of the bands that brought back the swing music surge of the late 90s/ early 2000s. Their most famous song is called "Hell". One of the reasons I got into them was that one of my cousins did their artwork for their albums.

I found myself listening to Type O Negative. The weather outside and the time of year is just right for Type O Negative especially their cover songs. Then as I was listening to Metalacoplypse on Adult Swim I asked why aren't there any death metal covers of Miley Cyrus. Maybe that's a project for this weekend.

One of these days I am going to go through my 300 disc changer and list every artist therein.

Oh I don't know what I mean with what I say half of the time. I think it is just a mentality thing. Girls discuss lives and relationships more so than guys. I guess that may sound sexist but sometimes psychological make-up is sexist.

@entendezmavoix - 

I just wish I had more people to make death metal with me even though I am not a huge fan of the genre. I just like pop covers in death metal.

I am not talking about the music on my computer just make actual store bought cds. That would be a hell of a list. Mixed with my computer...I'd probably have to retire before i could compile that list.

Men talking about women in a degrading fashion...can I offer my blog as Exhibit A?

@entendezmavoix - 

I think I own thousands of cds.

I am glad I don't hang out at that 4chan then. I thought Xanga got pretty bad at times.

And if I am ever horrible, let me know.

@entendezmavoix - 

That is pretty bad. I may make that reference but rarely and I save that for those whose actions warrant that.

@entendezmavoix - 

I have such a hard time saying that second word. I may drop it but only when I am extremely ticked off and frustrated. I guess being around kids and by myself has really cleaned up my language. I guess I was never one to curse because I find it so stupid. I mean I think people who drop fuck every other word in a sentence may be lackwits. If fucking is the only adjective you can use then you have problems. Oh and I just realized I typed some naughty words so I apologize. I always love Winston Churchill's response to a woman who criticized him for being drunk. She said, "Winston, you're drunk" and he replied "And you madam, are ugly. As for my condition, it will pass by the morning. You, however, will still be ugly." Another woman said to him "Winston, if I was your wife, I'd poison your tea." to which he replied, "Madam, if I were your husband, I'd drink it."

@entendezmavoix - 

It's strange how language on tv is getting more and more lenient. It's nothing to watch a basic cable network and hear a bevy of curse words during primetime. Then don't get me started with reality shows and how it seems that they have to beep out every other word yet they don't do a good enough job so you still know what they say. Also Comedy Central after hours has uncensored tv. Have you seen Idiocracy? Great movie which sort of goes on what I am talking about.

I love Churchill, he has so many great quotes and even some attributed to him that he never said.

@entendezmavoix - 

Well some series are great but they are mostly on premium cable. Shows like Dexter, Rome, The Sopranos, and Deadwood are amongst my favorites and they are on HBO and Showtime. Years ago the big three networks would have miniseries which would basically be 3 nights of 2 hour movies. In terms of today that would be about 6, 1 hour episodes. Anyway that is how they are writing dramas for the premium cable networks. The Sopranos was one long, drawn out movie. Oh and I forgot to include FX, the way they have their own series it's so reminiscent of those old mini-series especially with the shows The Shield and Sons of Anarchy. I do enjoy some TV however I think most is crap and it's all because of the popularity of reality programming. A few years ago I was in talks with two networks about writing episodes. One show got canceled out of no where while I was being interviewed and the other had the network not renew their contract so they ended the series.

I remember great shows when I was a kid, shows meant for kids and not some sexually active preteens. Reading Rainbow, Where in the World is Carmen San Diego, and then Jesse Ventura hosted a model car racing show that taught kids how to make these models.

I am worried about the future because I saw the music video for Miley Cyrus' song that I want to cover and there is no way a 15 year old should be shown moving that way to millions of people. I don't think I even danced that provocatively when I was 15.

Watch Idiocracy...you shouldn't be disappointed.

@entendezmavoix - 

Oh yeah, I found most of those shows that I mentioned on a site from which I get my Freaks and Geeks episodes that I post on Mondays.

I haven't really pursued it but I am trying to write larger things like a novel and a memoir even though I am not famous. I think it would be an interesting read because in my few years on earth I have had more experiences than most people have in their entire life.

I started to get into that Torchwood on the BBC America network but they changed the time slot and it was up against something I loved and I never got back to it. My dad loved the original Dr. Who and I remember watching it every Sunday evening.

I loved that Carmen San Diego tv show. A classmate of mine won a geography bee and he was invited for a try-out but he didn't make it. The test to get on the show was nearly impossible. Our teacher couldn't even pass it.

@entendezmavoix - 

I ahve a couple of novels/screenplays going as well as an attempt at my biography. One of the stories I keep running into problems with is a tale of the Mormons and their persecution and trek across the prairie to Utah. I am trying to add a love angle to that. I'm not Mormon but I have heard from other writers that subjects on Mormonism are hot and are easily produced.

I had a friend in high school that was a huge Dr. Who fan and he even had the scarf. He also was a huge fan of John Lennon and he copied his not cutting hair or shaving thing. I never knew what my friend's protest was but he didn't cut his hair or shave for about 5 years(3 of h.s. and 2 in university). I think people begged him to shave because his beard looked like it was just peach fuzz.

I remember I got some sort of achievement in geography one year because I did really well on a National Geographic test. Science was never my thing.

@entendezmavoix - 

sorry I must have been typing while working on multiple tasks. Movies with a Mormon storyline to them are easily picked up and produced by companies. I guess by "got" I meant bought. See there are numerous Mormon production companies out there and they make MILLIONS on low budget movies. Oh and Napoleon Dynamite is one of those Mormon movies. The writer and director who also did Nacho Libre is big into the Mormon movie scene.

Yeah that guy was quite the character. I can remember one day after school he motioned for me to come over by him at the payphone. He called up this hotline for the band They Might Be Giants and at that time you could call this number and hear samples from an upcoming album. He would call it every day just for something to do.

In high school I taught religion classes for freshmen and sophomores. In grade school I taught a religion curriculum broken up into 3 classes(2 that were twice a week and 1 once a week) which are the stories, the doctrines, and then hymn study. I also taught reading, English, writing, math(2 classes because my room was broken into 5th and 6th), science, social studies, current events, and P.E. I taught the 3rd and 4th P.E. while that teacher taught my class art. I had administrative leave time and the teacher that covered taught my music class.

@entendezmavoix - 

Their name comes from the movie They Might be Giants so that is probably where the quote is. I have a few of their songs in my audio blog section but of course if I remember right, you can't listen to music on your computer...drats!

Most of the mixed grades are found in private schools that can't afford to have a teacher for every single grade. When I was in a private grade school. I had one teacher for kindergarten, one for 1-2, one for 3-4, one for 5-6, and one for 7-8. The grade school where I taught had kindergarten in the morning and preschool in the afternoon and that was one teacher.

@entendezmavoix - 

I am doing substitute teaching. I had a falling out of faith and am no longer bound to the ministry but I am licensed to teach public school but with the crumbling economy schools aren't hiring.

@entendezmavoix - 

Well I won't go into all the specifics but basically on the onset of the recession the church and school where I was didn't have enough money to pay all the bills and give teachers and pastors their paychecks. Meetings were held and it seemed people worshiped money more than God. At no time was God invoked to help the church with its financial problems. A decision was made to cut a position and all of a sudden everyone started coming forth stating how they hated this person or that person and wanted him or her cut. Well I wasn't in that mix and the boards decided that the youngest person on staff should be let go because they weren't going to give into the mob's demands. Well guess who got cut? I just lost all faith in God and saw that the god of the Christian church was truly money.

@entendezmavoix - 

I have been doing my own thing. I am so disgusted with the condition of what one would call the Christian church today. It is so far from the ideals and teachings of Christ that it brings me to tears and most of that is the idiocy of people during the last few months. They are elevating politics over the Bible and making elected leaders out to be demons and devils. Health care is talked about more than the work and teachings of Christ especially that part where he talked about helping your fellow man and providing for those in need and not ignoring them...SOCIALISM?