October 1, 2009
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Joke-Two for the Price of One
“So I was with this girl last night, right?”
“Yeah?”
“Things are heating up, and we move to the bedroom, where she’s
all like, ‘Oh, yeah, baby, give me 8 inches and make it hurt!’”“So what’d you do?”
“The only thing I could do… screwed her twice and hit her in the head with a brick.”
Comments (30)
lmao! terrible!
oh. my. my brain hurts.
wow that just made me fricken day LMAO
OUCH!!!! LMAO!!!!
my, my.
Wow. That's one pasty ass.
I know I should have commented on the joke which was hilarious...I was just really distracted by how extremely white that guy's ass is.
Heard that one before, still funny. Thank you for violating my eyes with that picture.
Owww! Don't like the brick part!
Love the naked man butt, though!
hahah I thought this would be something kinky...
hahah I thought this would be something kinky...
girl was stupid enough to say it...
Haha!
Scientists have made studies and found that women have more problems driving than men. It seems that they have a problem with depth perception. After further analysis, they found that it was because all the women had been told for their entire lives that this much (holds up two fingers four inches apart) is really eight inches. (The joke is better with the visual.)
LOL! ... huh, wait ... why is the girl laughing?
Hahahaha.
lol lol at first i didnt get the joke...lol but thats funnnnNAY. esp. the picture.
... i had to have a friend explain this to me.
now it's funny.
http://www.peopleofwalmart.com/?p=4441#comments
i saw this and it reminded me of you.
@its_me_katie -
Sadly that is how I see myself sometimes. I went to a Walmart that carried my brand of litter because Walmart has decided to discontinue selling it. I loaded up a cart.
Muahahah!
Hey, I told you that story about my wife and I in private...
@bosefius -
It was such a good story, I had to share with Xanga.
@thoughmomma -
I am glad to help
@TheSecretLifeOfPandas -
Distracted, huh? I think it is just the lights.
@dlmcniel -
Well I am happy to be of service. I tend to violate the eyes quite a bit here.
@tweeny_tear -
Sorry to disappoint
@curiousdwk -
I still saw it and I like that one.
@tyra_lee -
You know it took me a while to get. I didn't get the joke until I saw the photo.
where did you get that picture of me?!?!?
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