October 4, 2009

  • Weekend Randomness

    They often say start off with a joke so...What's the difference between my paycheck and my penis?  I have women lined up around the block that are willing to blow my paycheck.

    As I mentioned in my Celebrity Round Up I went with my dad to see his doctor in a follow up.  He really did talk to me about what the visit was for just that he had to go.  My dad was more interested in where we would eat.  We decided on a local restaurant called Pizza Doctors.  The city where my dad goes to see the doctor has three post-secondary schools all with majors in medicine so it is a fitting restaurant for this place.

    You walk in and immediately think of a hospital because you see IV bags hanging above the pop machines.  Also they have the silverware labeled and I can't remember all the cute names off-hand but I remember they label knives as scalpels. Usually whenever I have been there it is for their lunch buffet which they call the Mid-Day Check-Up.  I remember a particular fun time going there in high school.  One of my science classes went to a university to see a display and we talked the teacher into letting us go to lunch at this place.  We annihilated that buffet.  4/5ths of the varsity football team's offensive line ate that day so go figure.  They have amazing pizza and when you want to create your own they call that the Operating Room with Exploratory toppings and they call their appetizers pre-op which doesn't sound that appetizing.  If you want drinks, you get Local Anesthetics and if beer is your game that is a General Anesthetic.   They offer a special buffet usually once or twice a week but for the month they offer it every evening.  This buffet is called Exploratory Surgery and it features all their specialty pizzas.  My dad and I were the first people to arrive so they ask us what we want.  They offer 24 specialty pizzas not to mention all the regular combination.  Then they also offer 22 different dessert pizzas. 
    These are amazing entree pizzas
    Dr. Limpet= crab, alfredo sauce, mozarella
    Dr. Schaney= chicken, caesar sauce, black olives, croutons, lettuce, tomatoes
    Dr. Foghorn Leghorn= chicken, barbecue sauce, onions, cheddar cheese
    Dr. Ziffel= bacon, mayo, mozarella, tomatoes, lettuce
    General Practioner= everything
    Freudian Slip= bratwurst, sauerkraut, cheddar cheese
    Michelle's Garden= mushorroms, onions green peper, broccoli, cauliflower, tomatoes
    Dr. Don Ho= ham, pineapple, beef, tomatoes
    Dr. Mac= thousand island dressing, beef, pickles, onions, cheddar cheese, lettuce (just like the burger)
    Cardiac Arrest= beef, pepperoni, green and jalepeno peppers
    Dr. Cortez= basic taco pizza
    Dr. Potato Head= baked potato bits, bacon, mozzarella, cheddar, and gravy sauce
    Dr. Doolittle= mushrooms, onions, green peppers, green olives, black olives
    Doc Adams= ham, bacon, green peppers, onions, diced eggs, cheddar cheese
    Dr. Bayou= cajun dressing, chicken, bacon, onion, cheddar and mozzarella cheeses
    Dr. Wimpy= beef, bacon, dill pickles, onions, cheddar, lettuce, tomatoes
    Dr. Kildare= Broccoli and cheddar cheese
    Dr. Zorba= tzatsiki sauce, beef, lamb, onions, tomatoes
    Dr. Ranch= chicken, ranch dressing, onions, tomatoes
    Dr. Bellows= hot salsa, chicken, onions, jalepenos
    Doogie Howser= cheese sauce and elbow macaroni
    Bunny Food= ranch dressing, broccoli, cauliflower, carrots, tomatoes, cuccumbers, tomatoes
    Garlic-Butter Veggie= garlic butter sauce, mushrooms, green peppers, green olives

    These are my highlights(they have 22 total):
    Dr. Seuss= peanut butter and jelly
    Dr. Samore= peanut butter, bananas, chocolate chips, marshmallows
    Dr. Double Stuff= marshmallow creme, oreos, and mini marshmallows
    Dr. Decay= marshmallow creme, Skittles, mini marshmallows
    Samoa= caramel sauce, chocolate chips, nuts, coconuts

    This was the largest meal I ate in some time.  No I didn't try all of those but I just wanted to share their menu.

    The other highlight of my weekend was Saturday.  That is when the most important game between a team from Wisconsin and Minnesota took place.  Screw that Brett Favre, the Paul Bunyan Axe is more important to me.  The University of Wisconsin and Minnesota have one of the longest football rivalries in major college football.  Many college rivalries play for trophies and this rivalry is like all the others.  They used to play for what was called The Slab of Bacon but it was "lost" in the Wisconsin athletic department sometime in 1943 so in 1948 a new trophy was introduced and that was the Paul Bunyan Axe.

    I couldn't find a color photo of the trophy that wasn't "in use".  That is simply what it looks like.  One side is red for Wisconsin and the other side is gold for Minnesota.  The handle contains the outcomes of each game from the inception of this trophy.

    There's an upclose shot of big Joe Thomas swinging the axe on the goal post.  The item in the oval is the original Slab of Bacon.  You know what, I bet Joe Thomas wishes he was back at the UW because they actually can win games unlike the Cleveland Browns.

    The Paul Bunyan Axe is basically bragging rights between the two schools.  Although Minnesota leads the series between the two schools, Wisconsin has won the axe the most.  After Saturday, the Badgers have won the axe 6 straight times.  This makes me sad because the last time the Badgers lost the axe I was at the game in teh Metrodump.  It is quite the site to see.  It is brought out at half time and is kept under guard by police until the game is over and then the team runs over and grabs it and parades it around the stadium and then they proceed to go to the goal posts and "cut them down".


    It's funny how the original lyrics to the University of Wisconsin's fight song "On Wisconsin" contained the lyrics "run the ball through Minnnesota"

    My guys...much better than the NFL.

    So this was from a couple of years ago but it still makes me happy to see those goal posts get chopped down.

    Back where it belongs.

    Man, I am loving this Badgers team this year.  Next week is going to be a challenge, at Ohio State.  I will have to do some more about the Badgers because I have so much more to say especially concerning the marching band.  You want to know how big of a party school the University of Wisconsin is?  Consider that THE MARCHING BAND was put on NCAA probation.  It's wild.  Last year I remember walking to the game and seeing 70 year old ladies doing beer bongs out of frat house top floors.  Playoby magazine used to rank the schools but they never included Wisconsin because they couldn't include the professionals with the amateurs. 

    I'll be back later with a Mash-Up Madness post.

Comments (69)

  • you've devoted an entire post to a pizza restaurant and college football. i'm impressed by your commitment.

  • I never would have thought of putting sauerkraut on pizza, but I love Rueben sandwiches so?
    Hope all goes well with your dad.

  • Now I in love with pizza!

  • Oh... oh... One of them has found your blog.  (I am talking about the yellow girl above me)

  • What with college guys and axes anyway?  Looked like they’re kidding themselves with that thingy.
     

  • Wow. I think this pizza place sounds fun. And the football game, yes!

  • Aww that first joke was hilarious...and a little sad. ;p.

    Also oh my gosh that pizza place sounds heavenly. Pizza truly is God's food. Lol!!!

    And college football...yeah. I hate college sports. Sorry. I went to an arts school...we barely had an athletics program.

  • hahahahahahahaha. how do you come up with this stuff?

  • cool... that sounds like the best pizza place ever! =)

  • I love the Pizza Doctors place.  If one has to eat, and everyone has to, it might as well be fun.

    I much prefer going to a college football game than a pro football game.  The spirit at a college game is so much more intense and electric.

  • Blondies "Rapture" sounds like something you would hear on a porn!" Lol...

  • @entendezmavoix - 

    But isn't pizza and college synonymous? I mean I remember the Domino's in the town where I attended always had college specials. Like Thursday night was always 2 for 1 and then the 1 was a reduced rate. So basically it was 2 large pizzas for $10. Then other pizza places matched that offer.

  • @storyslut - 

    There is something about sauerkraut on pizza. I think the saltiness takes away from the acidity of the pizza sauce. It is pretty good. It ends up tasting just like it would if you put ketchup on a brat.

    My dad is being goofy about telling me or my mom what is going on. She is using her position at her hospital to find out information about him as a "potential patient".

  • @Arrabella_Lyka - 

    It is great stuff. I just wish I didn't have to drive so far but maybe that is good because if I lived closer I would eat there all the time.

  • @RestlessButterfly - 

    So is she your niece or your sister?

    I don't know what it is with college guys and axes. When I was in college a couple of my friends got drunk and went to a store and bought a chainsaw and then later that night they sawed down a couple trees on campus.

  • @dlmcniel - 

    It is a fun place to go. I often wish they would franchise but then that might take away the uniqueness.

    I love the Badgers. College football just seems more pure than the NFL.

  • @TheSecretLifeOfPandas - 

    Yeah that joke is sad for me but funny for everyone else.

    Yes, I love pizza. I am thankful we have pizza like we do in America. I had a roommate in college that told me when he was a foreign exchange student in Lithuania that he saw a street vendor with a sign that said pizza so he thought we would try it out. The guy took out a piece of bread, smeared some mayo on it, then dropped some hot dogs on the mayo, then it was topped with goat cheese and then put in a toaster oven for a few seconds. He said the other kind they offered involved beets.

    I went to a school with sports programs but they weren't that exciting. I couldn't play football anymore because my knees were shot so I think in my entire time at that college I went to only one game. Sometimes the athletic programs seemed like a giant circle jerk.

  • @faustuosa - 

    Oh I don't know. Maybe it is my lack of a relationship that I can have this stuff pop into my head so easily.

  • @Peridot21 - 

    It is so good. I am now convinced that Skittles and marshmallow creme and toasted mini marshmallows is the greatest pizza combination EVER.

  • @curiousdwk - 

    Yeah you are correct about their being more life and electricity at college sporting events. I think it is because for the most part the athletes are playing for the game and not for themselves.

    I like novelty restaurants like that. I will have to write sometime about my experience at a bar in Milwaukee called The Safe House...a spy themed bar where you need a password to get in but if you don't have the password you have to do stupid tricks which are broadcast by closed circuit TV to the bar downstairs. Luckily there was no doorman when I went and I figured out the secret way to get inside.

  • @rickystar1 - 

    I really enjoy that song. A lot of people claim that "Rapture" was one of the first rap songs and that is where they get the term rap.

  • aw. poor you.

    and look I've had pizza in italy...not that great. I was like really? that sucks. but the gelato? phenomenal. ;)

    and yeah...it wasn't till my senior year that I realized columbia had a sports program... a sort of sports program. called the "renegades." lame. oh artists we have to be sooooooooo cool and anti establishment.

    and your knees were bad? you played all through high school?

  • @godfatherofgreenbay - hehe i think you might be right ...cause i can't think of one single thing wrong with it :)

  • @TheSecretLifeOfPandas - 

    It's funny because I think pizza is an American thing. Not for sure but that is just what I have been told.

    Columbia? As in New York?

    I played in grade school from 4th to 8th grade. Also when I was on the grade school team, I played in a youth league in the fall and then another in the spring. Then of course I played all through high school. I made it to a state championship game my senior year and I tore everything in my knee and that was it. Sort of sad, I wish I could get back. I have been toying with the idea of going up to the city of La Crosse, WI and trying out for their indoor football team.

  • @godfatherofgreenbay - 

    nice grammar, english teacher.

    pizza and college are not necessarily synonymous. some of us college kiddies prefer our diets to consist of more than just pizza and beer. in fact i prefer that i limit the intake of such things. i'll do broccoli and tofu before pizza. i might also be a freak. that question is still up in the air at this point.

    and the "pizza" dominos sells is a disgrace to all pizza. it's a shameful, revolting attempt at recreating what is otherwise an appetizing food. i will straight up starve before eating dominos. better yet, i'd eat in the dining hall instead. and the dining hall quiet seriously makes me sick. (really. for a couple days after eating in the dining hall my digestive system is all messed up and painful and sad. basically i don't eat in the dining hall).

    but, yeah. if you want cheap pizza, go to little ceasers. it's the same price as dominos but it doesn't taste like complete shite.

    and, besides, food costs have increased. it's not really economically sound to buy food. i can make a great meal for a couple dollars and have left overs for future meals. it makes a lot more sense for me to use my time to prepare food. the time you save by buying food is not worth the monetary expense.

  • @entendezmavoix - 

    Correct since I started with a preposition.

    Well I don't mean to stereotype but you are probably in a different area and if I remember Bellingham, isn't that a large community? You probably have great access to a greater amount of food. I didn't have my first tofu until I was probably 2 years out of college.

    There was a bar that I would frequent while in college because during happy hour they usually had a free buffet. One night was hot dogs and appetizers and another night was taco night and who could forget hot wing night.

    The Little Caesars around here took a huge hit when a Madison news network did an expose and found rat feces amongst the sausage.

    Wow...I do not think you are a freak, you are very wise.

  • Oh it is an american thing...but you kind of expect italians to not be so bad at it. ;) lol

    And no. Lol. That's what everyone thinks. I am not clever enough to make it into columbia new york. Ha ha. ;) no columbia college here in chicago. It's a private liberal arts school in the south loop.

    And ouch!!! Man. That's rough. Well if u miss it you should totally join a team. Unless it would hurt your k nee.

  • @TheSecretLifeOfPandas - 

    Oh now I feel like how people must feel when I explain the name of my high school and college. The high school was Luther so everyone assumed it was Martin Luther King and not Martin Luther the reformer. So I'd get questions like "What's it like to go to an inner city school?" or "What's it like being the only white guy at your school?" It got worse when I would say Martin Luther College and people would say I was racist and felt inferior because I couldn't say his surname which is a title of royalty.

    I tried out a few years ago for a semi-pro team but had to quit because of a job. It moved me out of the area and there was no way that I would drive 2 to 3 hours for practice on a daily basis.

  • @godfatherofgreenbay - 

    it's not so much that bellingham is a larger area but that it is more of a hippie area, to be blunt. i think we have 2 starbucks and one street with chain-type restaurants (like wendy's, mcdonalds, etc). most everything else is some sort of unique variety. tofu and kick-ass coffee are common place here.

    huh, yeah, i don't think i would frequent a bar that sported free food for happy hour. that sounds a bit sketchy to me. scratch that, it sounds A LOT sketchy. i feel like you should be super pleased that you're still with us after eating that kind of slop.

    oh, wow, i bet it took a hit. for good reason. hopefully the chains now take better care with their food.

    hahaha, yeah...no. wisdom is something that comes from age an experience. i have neither.

  • @entendezmavoix - 

    See hippie areas have great variety. I went to college in the area where Little House on the Prairie took place. The town where my college was located probably had 3 or 4 black people. One of my best friends was considered a minority even though he was white. He had no German blood in him so that made him a minority in that town.

    Oh this bar was connected with a major restaurant in the town and was a part of the Holiday Inn so it was reputable. I wouldn't have gone to any of the other bars in that town if they had those deals.

    Don't be so hard on yourself. You're starting to sound like me.

  • What is with this state healthcare program Badgercare... I can think of few animals I would less want in charge of my medical care than badgers.

  • Lol. Yeah. It's funny to see people's reactions when I tell them at first they're like "oh wow you went to columbia?" And I'm just like, "no it's not that cool because it's not the one you're thinking." Lol. Then they try to back track and pretend like they knew the whole time I was talking about columbia college. :)

    And snaps 2-3 hours? That's dedication.

  • @Curse_of_Greyface - 

    From what I have read and seen of it, Badgercare is a great plan. My mom always speaks highly of it at her hospital. Badgers can be brutal but they are also very protective of their own.

  • @TheSecretLifeOfPandas - 

    Well I didn't drive that because I thought it would be too far and with teaching in the private school I would have absolutely no time whatsoever.

    I just love how ignorant people can be with my school's name. It gets really bad when Christians have no clue who Martin Luther was.

  • yeah. I'm sure. all your time would've been spent driving.

    and yeah that is really bad. they should be ashamed...and I'm not being sarcastic. lol.

  • @TheSecretLifeOfPandas - 

    I mean all people of the Christian faith should be thankful and know who he was since his work is what put the Bible and worship services in the language of the people instead of just in Latin.

  • @godfatherofgreenbay - 

    haha, Little House on the Prairie, huh? Is that your thing or was it not by choice? Because, well, I'd probably go bat-shit crazy in a place like that. Either that or I'd find a life I loved and would be happy for the rest of my days. I guess I can't really be sure since I've lived in suburbia my whole life.

    But, a couple of my good friends grew up in Wenatchee, WA. They like to joke about the black guy in Wenatchee. Apparently there was one and everyone knew him because of it. I don't think my friends know what his name was though. How sad is that?

    Out of curiosity, how would anyone have known that your friend wasn't German? Perhaps I'm just ignorant, but, I struggle to see distinct differences within genres of human. I can identify unique features of unique persons, but, not necessarily anything about their heritage.

    lmao, I love how it being connected to the Holiday Inn contributes to the legitimacy of this bar. That's extremely funny to me.

    Don't be so hard on myself? Psh, I always encourage people to be optimistic and hopeful. I tell them to look beyond such mundane qualifications as age and see what the world has to offer. But, deep down, I'm pretty cynical and bitter, resentful even. All the encouragement to others is a facade. On some level, I'm really just trying to convince myself of something I don't really believe.

  • @entendezmavoix - 

    Well if you ever saw Little House on the Prairie the TV show the landscape of Minnesota is nothing like it is portrayed in that show. They show forests and hills and mountains. Nope, it's as flat as flat can be. The highway I traveled on to get to my school was called the Laura Ingalls Wilder Memorial Highway. It actually passed through all the towns they talk of in the book series and the TV show. They only mention the town where I was once or twice because it was a separatist German community. For years they only allowed Germans in their community and they could only belong to two religions...Lutheran or Catholic. They were very strict about who came in. I worked at the society that practiced this as bartender. It was called the Turner Society. They started in Germany to teach German kids how to be healthy so they could fight off Napoleon. Anyway I am rambling.

    I found it interesting that even though people in that town disliked minorities so, they popularized them and made them local celebrities.

    My friend's last name wasn't of German decent and if you looked at him you could tell. He had olive skin. He was very Slavic.

    OK you lost me in your review of yourself but some of the things that you write make me shudder because of how like-minded we are.

  • @godfatherofgreenbay - 

    I remember Minnesota. We took a family vacation out that way for a family reunion a couple years back. Once we left Washington, it was all flat and all of it seemed to be the same shade of yellow-brown. Occasionally there were some farming fields that were green variations, but, not too many.

    You're from a separatist German community? That's hilarious. How did a separatist German community even come into existence?

    Okay, it makes sense if he had darker skin. I was just confused because I had imagined your standard white male in a town that was so keen on German heritage that they were all able to identify him as an outsider.

    So, like-minded is a good thing or a bad thing? But I guess, on some level, that would probably depend on how you feel about yourself. If you like yourself, and believe that I think like you, that you would feel it is a good thing. haha, but what if you like me but don't necessarily approve of how you think? What happens then?

  • @entendezmavoix - 

    I often joke with people that where I lived there are so few trees that they actually put up signs that say "Tree 1 mile ahead". Sadly people believe me.

    Well also remember the Nazis had scales and measurement standards to tell if someone wasn't German.

    I think my mind blew up at your response and I can find no answer other than 42.

  • @godfatherofgreenbay - 

    oh goodness. If I'm ever in the mid-west again, I'm going to hang signs like that from trees along the highway. If there are any. Perhaps I'll just hang signs like that on random trees. Because that's hilarious.

    Yeah, I did not actually know that. And that seems to be a little bit...genetically poor. But I guess the idea of purification through extermination was a little skewed as well.

    42 is always an appropriate response.

  • @entendezmavoix - 

    I would love to see you post signs like that. Of course you would need to post the proof here because I may not be able to get out there to see them.

    It was a weird system. I remember doing a paper on that topic. I can't remember the exact measurements but one was about nose length and width. It was just so sad that a person's physical attributes could get them in trouble. Those measurements were also the standard by which Germans could enter certain groups with in their military.

    Awesome...I am glad I got 42 correct.

  • @godfatherofgreenbay - 

    Well, if I were to return to the mid-west, I think it would probably be to go to Chicago again. I was there for a bit summer 2008. I went to IL for an internship and we went to a conference in Chicago. I really liked the city and really want to go back. But other than that I can't think of too many things that would take me anywhere but the coasts.

    Yeah, but, the Third Reich was sort of one of those systems where measurements provided proof as much as anything else. On a semi-related note, it's always frustrated me that the focus in K-12 education regarding WWII focuses so much on the Holocaust. I took AP European History and that's where I learned the very little bit of information about WWII (that I have since forgotten). It's not that I don't think the Holocaust is something everyone needs to learn about, but, I feel like learning about it for 12 years is a bit overkill. The Jews and gypsies (etc) were systematically executed and the regions of that government were nearly purged. There's a lot of fascinating history that is never mentioned.

    Anyway, want to know something kind of sad/silly? I haven't actually read the trilogy nor have I seen the film. I feel like I'm a failure to the nerd community. In my defense, though, I'm going to try to read them over winter break.

  • @entendezmavoix - 

    Oh man...Chicago. I live in one of the suburbs...well that's a joke but this town where I live is a huge tourist town and most of the people that come are from Chicago so it basically feels like I am in Illinois at times especially when my car in a parking lot may be the only Wisconsin plate.

    There were so many more people that died in the Holocaust besides Jews and gypsies. The Nazis also tried to eliminate religion period. Many Lutheran and Catholic leaders and practitioners were also killed. Some did cooperate with the Nazis and that is sad but I guess that is due to the human need to survive. I can see about overkill but it is something we don't ever want to replicate. I taught about the internment camps in America and also the massacre of German soldiers in American prison camps. My grandfather told me that German soldiers were housed in my little hometown because they had no where else to put them. I also am so intrigued with how Hitler came to power and sustained that power. The things that hardly were covered in my high school American history were the Civil War and anything after WWII. I feel so let down because we missed 50 years of American history in that course.

    Well I have to be honest and say I haven't read the complete trilogy. I got anxious for the movie and read the first two and then forgot all about the third. I heard there is a new one coming out that they discovered the original author's notes for a new novel but he died before he got to it and another guy came in and wrote it.

  • @godfatherofgreenbay - 

    Does this mean that you like Chicago or that you kind of curse its existence?

    And, yes, the "(etc)" was intended to fill the place of listing the different groups the Nazis tried to eliminate. But I did not know that bit about eliminating religion.

    That is sad. The Civil War was interesting, but, my favorite part of history is post-WWI up to modern day. Before that, it's been long enough that we can mostly construct (moderately) simple timelines of events. But once you break into the 20th century major events start involving a lot more countries and everything becomes a world event. It's a lot more chaos and a lot more interesting, in my opinion.

    It is important that it not ever happen again, but, frankly, beating it into the minds of children that such atrocities occur has yet to prevent us from actively pursuing ignorance. It's just as much human nature to hide from something as unsettling as genocide as it is to cooperate with a government to preserve your life. The Armenian Genocide before WWII, Rwanda and Darfur after. And I've seen a lot of people wearing shirts to support various causes, but, I've often wondered how much we actually do to help. Or how often we just put a sticker on our car and call it good.

    Yeah, I've heard that it's a five book trilogy. But if what you say is true, that would explain why one of my friends says that one of the books is stupid and doesn't fit. It would make sense if it was written by another author. But, then again, I'm pretty sure that the five books were all written by the same guy. Eh, I don't know. I feel like many things surrounding those books have become the stuff of urban legends.

  • @entendezmavoix - 

    Well I don't mind the people or Chicago if they are decent, kind and levelheaded. I can't stand the tourists that come up here and think they are so much better than everyone and act like they own everything. I also can't stand the ones that leave their brains at home when they come here for vacation.

    OK I missed the etc. Sorry about that. There are so many fascinating stories of Lutheran ministers losing their lives because of how they stood up to the Nazis and what they preached. It's interesting how the Nazis were so wary of organized religion that they had all these expeditions to find Christan relics in hope of getting a supernatural upper-hand in the war. Yes, some of those Indiana Jones movies had truth to them. Most of the religion the Nazi leaders were concerned with was occult practices like the worship of the Norse gods because they were Aryans.

    Yeah I like much of modern history but the old stuff is just fun to read because most of the time there are multiple views on a story so you get to make your own decision on what happened. Take Braveheart for instance, William Wallace was a real guy however the Scottish revere him as a revolutionary and the English see him as a rebel. Did William Wallace exact revenge for a lost love or did he really just get drunk and kill his wife and take it out on the English?

    HAHAHA...that comment about the bumper stickers and call it good...sort of reminds me of how kids have made Che Guevara a fashion icon. They wear him proudly on shirts yet they know nothing of him or that he would be against the capitalist marketing of his image. As for the genocide of today, I think one of the reasons why people in America are apathetic is because those aren't Christian nations or people who were mentioned in the Bible. Maybe I am a bit off on that assumption but I can see it. I brought up Darfur once in a church meeting and how we could help and a pastor said that because there weren't any christian outposts there then we shouldn't help.

    I think you are correct with the urban legend aura of Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy. Oh and the new author is Eoin Colfer who wrote Artemis Fowl and this will be the sixth book and according to wikipedia was published yesterday. I don't know if that means it's in stores.

  • @godfatherofgreenbay - 

    Oh, tourists. Whenever I travel, I work hard to enjoy my vacation but to not be seen as one of those annoying tourists. And it baffles me how everyone always talks about how much they hate tourists. But if everyone hates those kinds of people, then how can they exist? I just don't get it. I was in France a couple years back and half of the group that I went with acted like complete airheads and wandered around acting stupid and using absolutely revolting French, as if to mock the people around them. It was in poor taste and reflected terribly on everyone there. And it was infuriating.

    And, in February, the Winter Olympics is coming to Vancouver, BC. That's about 30 min north of Bellingham. Which means Bellingham is probably going to be flooded with tourists as well. *do not want!*

    So, the Nazis were trying to eliminate religion but were also trying to collected Christian relics to gain a "supernatural upper hand"? How does that even make sense?

    Huh. You always hear about Braveheart from the Scottish side. William Wallace is always spoken of as a hero. But I suppose that would make some kind of sense. We tend to like stories of heroes and evil villains and avenging unjust crimes a lot more than we like stories of drunken homicides.

    Oh I certainly hope that isn't the reason. The whole Che Guevara thing is ridiculous and is just capitalist marketing of ignorance. But the idea that people would be apathetic due to the religion of a nation or the fact that its people weren't mentioned in the Bible? I...I just can't accept that. It's easier for me to think that people are just lazy by nature and that they don't actively choose to be as such because of the words of a collection of men who wrote stories and gathered them in a book. But I have a feeling you're probably right.

    And If I'd heard your pastor say that I probably would have slapped him, I'm just saying.

    Hmm...I'm going to have to mention this sixth book to my friend. He'd probably be pretty intrigued by it.

  • @entendezmavoix - 

    Oh that story about going to France...see that is what I am talking about. I would never try to act like that if I was a guest in another country. See I think Americans think the world belongs to them and everyone owes America so all other countries have to bow down to us.

    That should be interesting with you being so close to the Olympics. In ways I am glad Chicago didn't get them. One reason is that the athletes would have been housed in Madison and would have to commute to Chicago and I think that is over an hour commute. It seemed like more events were planned for Wisconsin venues instead of Chicago itself.

    I guess the Nazis were erring on the side of caution. You know sort of like how the American government gives millions if not billions of dollars in aid to Israel on a yearly basis. One of the reasons they started giving all that aid to them is because they were concerned with the return of Christ and we want our country to look good in his eyes by helping out his people.

    Well in the Bible, especially the Old Testament, God warns of his people mixing with the nations surrounding them. He even forbade it because he said it would lead them away from him. Of course this happened in the Bible and this is sarcastic, maybe our Christian nation is worried about people turning to other religions. Have you ever noticed how Christians see any equal treatment to a religion besides Christian as a form of persecution?

    I forgot to order it at my library so now I have something to do tomorrow.

  • @godfatherofgreenbay - 

    Americans do believe that the world belongs to them, it seems. It's no wonder we're pretty universally hated. Not as individuals, but, there's almost a tangible stigma against being American because of the disgraceful habits of our tourists. It's like some people don't care that traveling is about seeing and learning about CULTURES not just about getting pretty pictures to show to your friends back at home.

    But, then again, I also think that some people shouldn't be allowed to breed, either.

    We'll see about the whole Olympics bit. It should prove entertaining, I'm sure.

    I have somewhat purposefully gone out of my way to maintain my ignorance about the whole Israel thing. I have enough friends who are Jewish and enough who are Muslim to know that I do not want to have an opinion regarding that subject. It's also luckily one that doesn't come up very often.

    I have noticed how easily some Christians will throw up double standards. It's like how much ruckus that Atheist Bus caused even though you see signs everywhere for Christianity. It seems like if anything goes up supporting anything but some flavor of Christian, then some group will get all tetchy about it and will start protesting and whining.

    Frankly, I think it's all garbage. We can't know for sure if we have some greater purpose or if we have some creator. We just can't know for sure. You can believe all you want, but that doesn't mean you can know. So, if someone needs help, why not just do what you can and ignore the color of their skin or the deity for whom their ancestors chose to fashion a golden lamb?

    Did you ever make it to the library?

  • @entendezmavoix - 

    What was it earlier this week that they were showing footage of a shout out between a gang and police in Rio and the gang was armed with heavy guns and they brought down a police helicopter. It was like something out of Grand Theft Auto.

    Well that is good that the subject never comes up especially when you are friends with those two groups.

    See I have problems with Christianity for those matters that you brought up. Everything is a slight against them when it really isn't and they don't see how they are forcing their beliefs on this world. I can't believe how people have the audacity to be pissed when other religious groups stand up for their beliefs especially when we are guaranteed freedom of expression in this country.

    I didn't order that book...drats..I ordered the recent Chuck Palahniuk and The Perks of Being a Wallflower.

  • @godfatherofgreenbay - 

    whoa...that whole thing with the GTA, that's...incredible. The little that I know about that area is kind of terrifying. In HS, I was part of this group that a friend of mine started, Kwe (Kwe = believe in Haitian Creole, if I remember correctly). The group was to help fund education, anti-gang programs, food, health care, etc in Haiti but we also did some fund raising for a group in Rio that taught kids percussion to give them something else to do. Sort of a way to prevent them from getting involved in gang violence. I can't remember the name of the group. But the stuff that we learned about as we were trying to raise awareness...it was more than surreal.

    Exactly. Christianity seems to almost be a better theory than practice. Slightly related note, I'm currently being stalked by the Church of Latter Day Saints. Somehow they got my contact information and thought that I had ordered a copy of their book. Do you have any idea how difficult it is to tell a Mormon that you're not interested in their book? It's kid of ridiculous. I've learned that I'll take a Christian over a Mormon any day. Even the worst Christian will only be infuriating, they'll just throw their "truths" in your face. But Mormons have this ability to actually make you feel GUILTY that you're turning them away. They look so sad when you tell them you're not interested!

    /rant

    I've heard great things about The Perks of Being a Wallflower. But you'll have to get on that sixth book, sir.

  • @entendezmavoix - 

    Yeah maybe I am being a little harsh comparing Rio to Grand Theft Auto but watching these gangs shooting machine guns and rocket launchers at police helicopters really illuminates the allusion. There is a great movie about street life in Rio called City of God. That movie was brilliant and it spawned a TV show on the Sundance network called City of Men.

    Oh man, the Mormon missionaries. Whatever you do, be kind to them and never be rude. If you act rude or slam a door in their face, they will think they are going to receive a better place in the afterlife. I had problems with them when I first graduated college. They came to my house one Saturday morning and I was going to be this counter-missionary and bring them to the truth of Christianity but I got so steamed that I couldn't "preach". They saw that I had a can of Pepsi and some matches next to it so they said I was destined for hell because caffeine and tobacco are stimulants thus outlawed by their church. True Mormons won't touch them. Then they laid off until I was at another church. I had ordered a few of their videos and books that are advertised as free on the TV. I ordered them for religious study but they came proselytizing. One Saturday I hear a knock and I think it is some friends who were coming offer for football so I answer the door with a beer in my hand. They were shocked and left because even though it was my first beer I was clearly "under the influence of the devil". So then I moved again and I got fascinated and was writing a screenplay about the Mormons and I decided to order another book. Well that came with phone calls from a missionary. We had some long talks but when I tried preaching at him, he stopped calling. If you have time watch this 5 minute video from a comedian named John Saffran. He has a clever way to combat the door knocking. That was taken from his series John Saffran vs. God. Basically every episode he exposes the underside of a different religion and once again that was a program on the Sundance Channel.

  • @godfatherofgreenbay - I won't judge you for being a little harsh, no worries. Besides, real life GTA is totally worth mentioning.

    And I'm always nice to the missionaries. It's just not my habit to be unnecessarily rude to people. The only exception is if they go out of their way to be rude to me. But, even then, I'll get snide and sarcastic long before I get excessively rude. It seems to be much more satisfying to be rude to people in a backhanded way, they're less likely to pick up on it.

    And I think the next time I see Mormon missionaries coming to my door I'm going to go out of my way to find a beer, lol.

    I'll have to watch the video later, seeing as how I'm currently at work. I'm a good worker, I swear it.

  • @entendezmavoix - 

    Yeah real life GTA like on the Chappelle Show.

    I try not to be rude to missionaries because I really wouldn't want someone to be rude to me if I tried to explain my religion to them but sometimes it happens. Yeah pop open a beer when they sit down to talk with you or offer them something to drink and give them options of Pepsi or beer. That should be enjoyable.

    So what job lets you come to a website like mine?

  • @godfatherofgreenbay - I don't think I've ever watched the Chappelle Show. You pop culture references will forever be lost on my, dear. I'm secretly rather proud of that.

    And I found that no one ever really wants to know why I believe what I do except if their goal is to convince me that I'm wrong. And I just don't give a damn. I don't care enough to even have that conversation with people anymore. I used to be entertained by the debate an would draw out my otherwise idle tongue and play devils advocate to the super religious. Now? Well, I don't see the point. No one wants to be convinced of anything, they all think they are absolutely right and that there is no validity to the arguments of anyone else. I grow weary of such naive ignorance and prejudice.

    Basically I'd be much more likely to invite the missionaries in if they were walking around and it was freezing outside. I'd probably be the one to bring them in and give them hot cocoa or something and let them warm up, then tell them that I really wasn't interested.

    And the kind of job that lets me go to a site like yours is the kind of job a student gets on campus. One where there are too many workers for the number of tasks to be accomplished but everyone needs to work for a certain number of hours so they can pay bills and rent and buy food. So I spent most of that day looking for the most inefficient way to accomplish the task I had been given. I succeeded, by the way. It took me nearly 14 hours to complete something that could have taken me 3 hours if I had been paid by the envelope instead of by the hour. Thank you bureaucracy.

  • @entendezmavoix - 

    Well I will try to keep the pop culture references to a minimum or should I say more so that you can feel proud? ;)

    I don't like forcing my beliefs down people's throats. I really am more interested in cleaning up the church because people are more worried about those who don't belief they have tended to forget about what they look like.

    Dang...that sounds like a swell job. I had friends that worked security at my school. Basically all they did was sit in the main building to make sure no students went into teacher's offices. They sat on couches all night and did homework and then every once in awhile they would walk or ride bikes through the parking lots to make sure that everyone was parked where they should be. It was such an easy job. I remember one night when I was a senior my friend who was the head of security came to a frat party drank a few beers and then went back to school. I went with him and he took me to the special observatory and we drank beer in all sorts of strange places on campus that night. I think we even had a beer with Martin Luther.

  • @godfatherofgreenbay - I'm not judging you for your pop culture references! Merely alerting you to the pretty whistling sound they make as they fly over my head...

    What are you doing to clean up the church? That seems like a very large project.

    I greatly envy your friends' jobs. They sound like the Green Coats at my school except those guys wander all over campus constantly throughout the night. And I would love to have some experiences like that. Going into observatories and drinking beer with some friends? That sounds like a blast.

  • @entendezmavoix - 

    I want the church to start looking at itself and be aware that it has problems before it meddles with the problems or issues of people outside the church. Like I think the biggest thing that needs to be cleaned up is the issue with child molestation.

    Yeah it was a blast. I snuck up there a few times after that experience to drink and do other naughty things. We also used the security communication system to launch water balloons around campus. That was fun because we hit a few people.

  • @godfatherofgreenbay - What do you mean by "the issue of child molestation"? How can that even be an issue? Molest a child = go to jail. How is it more complicated than that?

    "do other naughty things" - I certainly hope you left that open ended on purpose because my mind went all sorts of dirty places.

    Well, we've never launched water balloons, but, we did have fun throwing pumpkins out of the fourth floor of a building the other night. They make a really loud "boom!" when they hit the ground.

  • @entendezmavoix - 

    I probably should have went deeper. There are so many cases that are swept under the rug, even today, where a minister molests a kid and the parents, instead of going to authorities, go to the church and the church just sends the minister to a different congregation. That has happened so many times and not just in the Catholic church. I can name specific instances from my Lutheran denomination and within the past 10 years.

    Well let's see...have you ever seen Basketball Diaries? That might explain it. I suppose you can look up that movie and the rooftop scene.

    Maybe falling pumpkins are what woke me up last night. I kept hearing all these loud bangs all night. Oh and my college was atop a hill overlooking the town. Well one night I was out with this girl and we were smoking on the edge of campus. We watched these kids from town get out of their car and roll a pumpkin down the hill and it went quite a distance at a rapid pace.

  • @godfatherofgreenbay - huh, i probably shouldn't comment on my opinions of that. i don't think anything i have to say would be SFW.

    i have not seen Basketball Diaries. and youtube was not forthcoming with this scene. i'll have to look into it later (unless you would like to personally expand on this issue).

    that reminds me of my freshman year. one day, me and a couple of my friends took a couple types of fruit from the dining hall. we had a race down the giant hill in front of our dorm. i think we had a couple apples and a couple oranges. i can't remember which won, but, i remember it being hilarious as we got all excited when a couple of them nearly hit people or parked cars.

  • @entendezmavoix - 

    Yeah maybe it's best to leave child molestation in the church alone, not as an issue but for conversation.

    Oh the Basketball Diaries scene...Leo spanks it on the rooftop under the stars and talks about how nature is so beautiful so well I toyed with my Death Star under a sky-lit night. It was invigorating.

    So were you allowed to take food out of your cafeteria? We couldn't at my school; they were quite anal about that. They would allow you to walk out with an ice cream cone but that's about it. I remember a friend walked into the food prep area and walked out with a case of Doritos and then walked to the dorm. No one stopped him or caught him. Oh and the townies would drive around our campus and if they saw a guy and a girl walking together they would chuck apples at the couple. It was a regular thing because one of the key steps in dating at my college was going on a walk at night.

  • We're allowed to take some food out, like a piece of fruit or a cookie or something. But stealing food is not really that difficult. Big backpacks + plastic bags = breakfast lunch for a week.

    Haha, case of Doritos? That's great. Sounds like one of my friends who went to the dining hall drunk, stole a giant tub of ice cream, wandered back to his dorm, ate it, then threw up out of his 7th floor dorm window. And didn't get caught.

    They would throw apples at them? Geez...your "townies" are a bit cruel. High velocity apples would sting.

  • hmm...it seems to have deleted part of my comment. if you see all of it, then ignore this, lol. but, since i don't see the first couple lines, this is (I believe) what I said:

    Have you ever had sex outside? It's also quite invigorating.

  • @entendezmavoix - 

    I also remember a guy stealing a big ball of meat that we called Spurkey. It was pink like ham and was called turkey but tasted like spam. He ended up rolling that down the hill.

    Yes, the townies despised our college unless they were banging the girls then it was copacetic.

    I have never had sex outside with another person. I made plans to at my uncle's farm but stupid dew set in too fast.

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