October 11, 2009
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Guest Blogger: The Nobel Peace Prize
I have had three guest bloggers in the past. The topics were the Israeli/Palestinian conflict, the economy, and swine flu.
This time I have found a guest who will speak about the decision to give the Nobel Peace Prize to President Obama. I promised her $20 for her writing services but she left before I could pay her. She probably ate $20 worth of marshmallows, cornflakes, and celery. And she must have drank 3 bottles of my vodka. Yeah she’s a class act.
I now present my guest blogger:
Courtney LoveOK i just want begin by saying myspace is dead so I’m at twitter…courtneylover79
So they gave Obama the Nobel Pizza Prize so that’s good because he’s good and I have heard that putting living turtles on your head increases your vitality and will help you find inner peace so maybe Barack god he is so hot and makes me want to jump him put some turtles over his head because you can totally tell that he is at peace with himself.
So is it true that myspace is eating itself? I hear all these jerks saying he doesn’t deserve anything because he didn’t do anything but seriously he had to do something because he got the award, right? Like he stopped Hilary from being such a bitch and riding my ass about not paying my mortgage seriously she was all over me and saying Courtney you have to pay your bills and I am all like poop on that noise because I really can’t poop and that is because of the smack that I USED to do because I’m so drug free right about now and I don’t suck dick for money hell now that’s what the Kardashians do because they are whores. Oh and Obama did get me help with my mortgage would President Palin do that no because she only worries about sitting on her porch and spying on Russia with those high-power binoculars she stole from me while I was at Kurt’s funeral. God I miss Kurt has anyone seen that teddy bear where I keep his ashes. I wonder if President Palin can see my flipping her off
President Obama has inspired me to be peaceful and wiser with my money currently I only have $120 to my name that’s right I only have one President Franklin bill and one President Polk bill. That’s all the money I have because someone is trying to steal it from I bet it is those Olsen trolls. They hate me because of all the trash I talk about them for double teaming every guy they bring home. My Frances is a saint. God she looks just like her dad. Remember to follow me at Twitter CourtneyLover79.
I cannot believe your still that little fraction of you so stuck up your own asses that you’d let 74 year old men be less intriguing than your Courtney Love is a bitch comments because I miss my husband every day and it’s sick when people say that shit. A woman killed a cougar to death with her bare hands for messing with her toddler.
Maternal Instinct is murderous, but I’m in a safe place i have a good law team and am getting a great Malpractice. Fraud, Trust and Insurance Fraud and Constitutional Lawyer that i have to do all this, is an ass pain as I’m in the midst of finishing a record, but myspace is almost sadly dead so I’m on twitter at courtneylover79. It is a sinking Titanic, not mine these deluded psychotic crazy Poison Dwarfs. It only feeds my muse, I wont ever ever ever shut up about the truth. I have now called the other people who I’ve left out of it, and your all so dead I don’t care if you do have 49.3 billion, disgusting, truly disgusting, if it was just me I might not fight so hard but I’ll fight til you’re dead and you will die before me, you assholes, you lying corrupt pieces of shitI hear that President Obama gets something like one billion euros for the pizza prize. That’s a lot of motherfucking pizza. If it is really money and I am sure it is money because money has to be real, right? Does anyone know if President Obama is single because maybe I will quit my dreams of being the first lady of Venezuela because Hugo Chavez is hung like a horse but money is much better and makes me more tingly than a huge cock.
If Obama is single tell him my Twitter is courtneylover79
BTW perfume does a good job covering the smell and thank you where’s my money?
Disclaimer: the guest blogger’s opinions do not reflect those of the godfatherofgreenbay.
Comments (34)
Oh my… oh my!
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hahahaa $120 to her name… yep, sounds about right ;P
amazing the guests you get on here, very fun!
What’s this? Another Anti- Drug ad? I had a little problem understanding some of this, I don’t speak Skank fluently. Send Courtney to me. I have a few odd jobs for her to perform. I will double her $120.00 and we have lots of marshmallows here. You know she doesn’t eat them. She likes to hide them on/in herself. I’m bored and want to play. Here kitty kitty kitty.
HAHAHAHAHAsnortHAHAHAHA!!!
Creative post, Godfath…er Courtney!!! 
I hope you’re having a SUPER DOOPER weekend! HUGS!
This was brilliant . . . absolutely brilliant. Thanks for making my day!
Well, she doesn’t deserve to have turtle anyway. She’s way too dumb.
That was difficult to understand. Amusing, but difficult.
Wow…you have channeled Ms. Love sooooo completely. I’m amazed. Her eyes are crazy, aren’t they?
hahaha
” A woman killed a cougar to death with her bare hands for messing with her toddler.”
Killing people to death?! That’s badass!
Genius work.
@RestlessButterfly -
I hope that is a good comment
@TheSecretLifeOfPandas -
I take it that you like it
@Peridot21 -
Well that is what she claimed on Twitter a few days ago. I took a liberty saying that she only had a President Franklin bill and a President Polk bill because it’s Courtney Love
@storyslut -
Thanks, I thought it was time to get a new guest blogger. I have had thoughts of having another for Columbus Day.
@dikdoktor -
I think I know what type of jobs you could get Courtney to perform for money or marshmallows. As for hiding things on/in her…ask her to play ping-pong. It’s a religious experience.
@carolinaatnight -
Well my weekend was ok. I hope yours was better.
I have all these ideas for guest bloggers and I think there may be one showing up tomorrow.
@godfatherofgreenbay - I had a GREAT weekend! I did a bunch of volunteer work, which I LOVE to do! I helped in two different towns with huge Fall Festivals! I had a blast!
I LOVE your guest bloggers, so I will look forward to the next one! Ha!
You should have Foghorn Leghorn fill in for Cocky sometime! Ha! 
@jacksoncroons -
Well thank you…I can’t take all the credit. Courtney did give some of these quotes from her blog as well as her Twitter
@starrynite45 -
I don’t know if it is dumb or having her brains fried by excessive drug and alcohol abuse.
@dlmcniel -
Well that is how I feel after reading a Courtney Love blog entry which is from where I borrowed some of this material.
@Another_Perfect_Wonder -
It’s weird how I feel drunk after reading Courtney’s blog on myspace. It’s like it is melting my brain. Those eyes are so hypnotic because there doesn’t seem to be anything going on behind them
@no1charmerlondon -
Thank you
@twistedmistletoe -
Well you know, I have to be honest here because there is no way I could come up with the awesomeness that is loaded in that statement. It is something that actually was in one of Courtney’s myspace blog entries.
@carolinaatnight -
Thanks…I have thought of having a guest in my questions entry but it wasn’t Foghorn Leghorn. It would be my pet donkey or as they say in the Bible, ass, named Jack.
Sounds like a fun and busy weekend. Did you get a chance to see my round up?
@godfatherofgreenbay - Ha! I’d like to hear from your ass, named Jack! Now I’m giggling!
Yes, it was a very busy weekend for me…so I’m still trying to make the rounds on here and play what I call “Xanga Catch-up”! 
I won’t make it to everyone’s every post that they did over the past few days, but I will go check out your “round up”. I don’t want to make The Godfather mad at me…I might find an ass head (or asshole?!?) in my bed! Ha! I’m just teasing you! 
I did indeed.
@carolinaatnight -
Yeah I know how the make up rounds go here at Xanga. Well that link works so whenever you have time.
Mm… that’s for me to know and for you to guess.
@RestlessButterfly -
Ok so I will guess that you enjoyed it
Your guest blogs are about the best thing on Xanga.
@OhItWontBeForever -
Thank you, I see a lot of people using guest bloggers so I thought I would too. I don’t always like to voice my opinion on heavy topics so I use my connections to bring in the guests. Too bad she closed her twitter account just recently after she cursed out her daughter.
LOL. That comment makes them even better.