October 14, 2009
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Motivation
I was quite pleased to see that My Balls received so much attention this evening. I had quite a few views and it was interesting to see who wanted to see My Balls. I think I am going to timestamp the hell out of My Balls. I have this feeling that I should timestamp My Balls like every hour on the hour. My Balls will be all up in your inbox. Then six months later I will drag My Balls out for your viewing pleasure.
So my mom may not have the H1N1. She got a little overzealous because as a nurse and cardio and pulmonary expert she said she had all the symptoms. Anyway her initial test came back negative but the major lab they sent it to is so backed up with H1N1 tests that she has to wait for the full results sometime tomorrow. Yeah, it is getting bad up here. One school district shut down because of an outbreak. I heard something like 250 students tested positive for the old swine flu in the high school alone.
Here's something strange that came about because of my insomnia. Last night I was up watching infomercials. Peter Fonda sold out and was hyping this music collection from Time Life. It was called Flower Power and it was 8 cds for the low price of 5 easy payments of $30 plus shipping and handling. One of the songs was "Midnight Confessions" by The Grass Roots. They were showing footage of the band playing their hit song and it hit me, I know the guitarist or at least I recognize him. I thought about it all night and couldn't come up with who he was. Then I checked out some information on the band and there it was. The guitarist for The Grass Roots is Creed Bratton. Now fans of The Office are saying, "Hey Creed Bratton is a character on The Office." Yes, he is but his character has his name. So Creed Bratton is playing Creed Bratton. Maybe fans of The Office already knew this but since I just started getting into the show, I'm a little slow.
Creed: Now and ThenNow for your weekly dose of motivation:
Well I hope you are now motivated.
Comments (39)
Not sure how Peter Fonda can sell out. He is an old man, old man have no use for credibility.
Your Balls post was my favorite post that I read yesterday. I liked seeing Your Balls. I liked having Your Balls in my inbox. I rec'd Your Balls to all my friends. Your Balls were the highlight of my day. (Yes, it's been a slow day for me.) I just wanted to see how many times I could say "Your Balls". I actually thought it was an important post done with humor. I loved it!
I'm glad your Mom doesn't have H1N1!!!
I loved the Grass Roots when I was a teenager and I still do, so I knew that about Creed! I even got to share that bit of trivia with my son and impressed him! He loves The Office!
Thanks for the motivation! I loved the pussy and the porn stars ones the best!! But all of the ones you chose were funny!
I don't know what I'd do without your posts to read. You ALWAYS make me snort laugh!!! And tonight I needed to! I was feeling quite lonely. Not used to feeling that way. I don't like it.
HUGE hugs to you for the laughs, the songs, the posters, and much more!
Nice post:)
Why, when I go to the beach, is it more like the woman in acid wash jeans than the ones applying suntan lotion...oh why is this!!!
As for the porn stars, I need to go out and party more apparently.
O.M.G. So many your balls... your balls... your balls...
I am thinking about to rec' your post... should I or should I not...?
You really like talking about your balls.
Acid washed, dunno looks more like a tinsel strength test
Yeah that looks like a good job
Maybe a bunch of us could get together and have a photo contest, you know name those balls.
flus spreading like crazy here too. lots of people have already had it at work. thankfully not me.
too many good ones this time to pick a favorite poster lol... and glad to hear your mom's test came back negative for the swine flu.
Please take down the photo of ME in my acid-wash jeans! Sheesh. Always hatin' on the big girls!!
How are those with the swine flu reacting differently than people with the regular flu? How serious are the cases of swine flu? I still haven't heard why I should be more concerned about swine flu than regular flu that comes around every season (and I usually get).
Love your motivations. Especially the Exit sign, the "real" toilet, the failed tattoo, and of course, the suntan lotion application. Thanks.
hahahaha
Poor Kitty....
I've seen those Peter Fonda infomercials late at night. I didn't know anyone still bought CDs.
your balls. tennis balls? I like tennis
@Paul_Partisan -
That's true
@carolinaatnight -
Well the initial test said she didn't have the h1n1 but the thorough test came back positive. I don't get how that happens but apparently it does.
The crazy thing is when I went to the doctor today just paranoid about all this, the desk clerk knew me even though I didn't know her and she knew that I had been exposed and was on a certain medicine. I was livid because of the confidentiality or lack there of. It's like a new witch-hunt.
I am glad I could make you laugh. I hope I continue to do so. Thanks for all your support.
@PeaceSearcher -
Thank you
@bosefius -
Whenever I go to a beach it's always a sausage fest but I am going to a nude beach so that might explain things.
Either you go out and party or start your own production company. One of my first titles will be Amish Girls Gone Wild.
@RestlessButterfly -
Oh I am just trying to be funny. Please don't get upset with all my balls
@TheSecretLifeOfPandas -
And I'm not hearing you complain
@ElevenStones -
HAHAHA!
As far as teh naming contest...I originally had them named Lawanda and Rebeca
@NightlyDreams -
Just be thankful you don't catch it or get exposed to it.
@godfatherofgreenbay - No! I am not upset, I just too excited! I luv balls!
@Peridot21 -
I was glad to hear it came back negative however that was the express test. They also had a thorough test and that came back positive. I had to go to the doctor because I have respiratory issues so at the slightest sign they told me to come. I am in the early stages of influenza.
@Another_Perfect_Wonder -
It can't be you when it is actually a photo of me in one of my experimental cross-dressing outfits. And besides that you have nothing to worry about, you don't fall into that category.
@curiousdwk -
Well for starters the people most hurt by swine flu are in the younger demographics. Regular influenza really affects the elderly but H1N1 is more lethal for those who are 21 and under. The fatalities around here are children under the age of 5. Swine flu also can remain dormant in your system for a longer period of time meaning that if you are exposed it could be over a week before you have symptoms. Also the symptoms are milder than the regular flu which is dangerous because you may not know you are carrying it thus exposing many people. The regular flu usually begins a day or two after transmission. The swine flu can also rapidly mutate to pneumonia or other dangerous illnesses.
@starrynite45 -
Glad you enjoyed
@Curse_of_Greyface -
Yeah...I had problems with that one. It was funny but I felt bad for the cat.
@florida2008 -
Well...not exactly. It was the name of the post I did where I talked about a scare I had with what I thought may have been testicular cancer.
@UR_MUSE -
There are a few of us left.
@RestlessButterfly -
Hahahaha or should I say hihihihi or huhuhuhu?
@godfatherofgreenbay - Do it in Malaysian slang... ihik ihik ahaks ahaks...
Is it me or the motivation ..posters are more and more sexually explicit? Sex sells, truly. But I want terror, fear and yes, sunny days.
@godfatherofgreenbay - awww sorry... but, yeah, i saw your pulse a little while ago and figured that's what was going on =( ...hope you get to feeling better real quick like!
@windoftheforest -
Yes...there is a sexual under-current or is it an overtone? I think my repression is becoming more evident in my posts.
@godfatherofgreenbay - hahahaha. yeah yeah yeah.
@godfatherofgreenbay -
i think i caught something but not the flu.
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