October 22, 2009
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Lukewarm Links
I haven't done one of these posts in quite some time and the reason I temporarily discontinued them is because of how Xanga "ate" one of these posts and I lost all the links. A certain Croat reminded me that I should do these again. Well I hope you enjoy.
1. Halloween is upon us and parents are probably out searching stores for the perfect costume. Some parents may make their own costume for their children. I know living in the great white North it was common to have home made costumes because the weather may have been horrible, one year I remember trick or treating in ten inches of snow. Well sometimes those homemade costumes aren't the best. Here are 25 of the best or worst depending on how you view things. Hey is that Awesome-O? Who am I kidding? I want that giraffe costume.
2. Speaking of Halloween, here is a video of the 25 greatest kills in horror movies.
3. I think this site is a horror site as well. It contains stories and x-rays of different things that have been inserted into people's rectums. Read the April Winchell collection...are those dentures?
4. I don't know where this coffee bar is located but they sure went out of business in a blaze of glory.
5. I know a few people here sell items on Etsy. Well I found this site called Regretsy which features some of the different items featured on Etsy. How awesome is that life-size pizza slice broach? Some lucky lady is going to have a merry Christmas.
6. Have you ever wanted to build your own wedding chapel? I have and I wanted to start my own marriage chapel sort of like in Las Vegas since love is elusive to me I thought maybe I can celebrate the joy of others in love vicariously. Anyway, I found a wedding chapel for sale on Amazon. It's a pretty good price but I think the best part is when you go look at the pictures. That interior is well worth the price.
7. Well I think this is a trippy site...people in pizza slice costumes becoming a whole pizza. Why am I now hungry?
8. Guys, are you having problems picking up that girl? Well here's a site that randomly generates pick-up lines. Good luck!
9. The Supersizers Go...the best TV show you are not watching. Food Network really needs to pic up that show.
10. So I am watching The Office lately and I notice that one character always happens to use the old joke "That's What She Said". Well here is a collection of That's What She Said Stories. These are much better than FML
11. There are so many things that you can find on Amazon. Like this Relaxation Capsule, make sure to read the reviews. I think I could get relaxation at a cheaper price if the goverment decided to decriminalize marijuana and regulate its sale.
12. I love this site. It's called Not Fooling Anybody. It is a collection of photos of stores that have been transformed from one to another yet they still maintain an essence of the original business. Like for instance, around here there was an old A&W Root Beer Stand that is now a Chinese restaurant. The Chinese place still is the shape of the A&W and still looks like it despite having the name Wok King.
13. Have you ever noticed the sexual tones of some cartoons? Here is a list of 8 cartoon characters that most likely have syphillis. I am surprised Gargamel didn't make the list, but he probably has other things to worry about.
14. Talk about dedication, this guy printed out every featured entry on wikipedia and compiled it in a book. The results are amazing. The book would only be half that size if he eliminated all the inaccuracies of wikipedia.
15. I seem depressing talking about love and not having it. I have just found the website that has cured me of my need for love. Bacon is way better than true love. I think the person who created that list snuck into my house and used me for #4.
Comments (36)
This so great!! I will take the time later tonight, when I'm done vampiring, to go to some of these! Your commentary has me so intriqued...so I must click on the links!!
Your commentary on #13 has me giggling! I think I'll take the time to go to that site NOW!
And #3 is a must see!!
Great post!!!
You always discover the most unique stuff! I really like regretsy! lol
HA!
"I smurfed the smurf out of that hooker last night. I should have smurfing known better. Her smurf was covered with kanker-smurfs, and now my smurf is too! This is just f*cking smurftastic."
I love regretsy. Much like how I love thereifixedit.com
oh my good lord I freaking love the snail costume and the baby nacho libre. it's too much!!!!
I'll have to check out the rest of the links later.
I'm getting worried about you. You must be able to shift time - do something to spend so much time finding all of these crazy things. Tell me your secret.
hey i laways wanted to try that ralxing capsule thing
You know, those X-Rays was one of the first things I saw when I first browsed the internet when I was 16. Imagine that they're still being viewed 17 yrs later, haha.
HAHA!! Was wondering where your Lukewarm Links disappeared to!
Those snail costumes look like doo-doo costumes~! LOL!!
And HAHA, wow that "Bacon is way better than true love" link had me roollllinnnngggg!!! =D
most of those kids costume look normal to me. except the pool shark took a minute for me to figure that one out.
Sorry, old man.
Marijuana will never be legal.
I'll make sure of that.
Awesome links as usual!
I checked out the cartoon one and was offended that Popeye was one of there most likely characters. I can't dispute the logic, I just am what I am
Great post
ok, link #3, why? just why? lol ...and that random pick-up line link is too funny ...um i think a few guys i know use that, ugh.
@carolinaatnight -
Thank you...vampiring? Now that sounds intriguing.
@nattata -
Thank you! Some of that stuff on Regretsy has me reaching for my cards so I can buy it. There were some necklaces that I wonder why people thought it would be a good idea to sell.
@NoGraySunflowers -
Ah yes...thereifixedit. I think I have seen some of the fix-it projects in real life. One I know I have seen and that was a pick-up truck with a window airconditioner that was running in the side window of the topper. I saw a truck with that at a Walmart and of course I saw that same picture on peopleofwalmart
@TheSecretLifeOfPandas -
Oh I knew you would love the Nacho Libre costume. I think kids should dress in stretchy pants. I think they said my goddaughter was going to be Eyore from Winnie the Pooh this Halloween.
@dikdoktor -
I have a staff that scours the internet plus some of my friends who aren't on Xanga give me heads up to certain sites or I find what people are promoting on facebook.
@tweeny_tear -
You know I have wanted to try it as well just sort of to see what all the fuss is about.
@Paul_Partisan -
Yeah, I remember when my high school first got the internet and guys were looking up stuff like that and the computer tech freaked out and was in tears that they would abuse the internet.
@mZdejavuZ -
I just let the links people sent me and those which I found pile up. I have so many links to post and the bad part was that a few of them no longer functioned. That bacon one is classic.
@NightlyDreams -
Yeah some look normal but there is that clown one that sort of freaked me out plus the Ewok in that same picture looks too real.
@barackhusseinobama -
Thanks anyway BO
@RestlessButterfly -
Thank you
@ElevenStones -
Yeah some of those fit the logic but I wouldn't want it to be true.
@PeaceSearcher -
Thank you
@Peridot21 -
There was an episode of Seinfeld that somewhat dealt with #3. I can't remember how it was brought up but Jerry and George were talking about how people get things stuck up there all the time and how each time they go to the doctor and say they fell on it and that it was a one in a million chance landing on the object. The episode ends with George's father falling on a pasta statue of Jerry that Kramer made and during the credits you hear him say, "Doc, I fell on it. It was a one in a million shot." Anyway I hear people get caught up in the throws of passion but dentures...DENTURES!
@godfatherofgreenbay - hahahaa omg i know it... Efferdent just ain't gonna fix that, ya know what i'm sayin'? ;D ...i know which episode you mean ...Kramer got the doc's vanity plates.
@Peridot21 -
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHA...Fixident and you can't forget that....Oh see I forgot about the Assman's plates. That is what I love about Seinfeld, they have all these stories running together in the same show so it makes you think there are more episodes than what there really are. I mean in that episode, The Fusilli Jerry, there is the Assman license plates, Kramer's art, Jerry's move, Kramer stopping short, and George's mom's pending surgery.
Chancho!!! When you become a man...sometimes you wear stretchy pants...in your room...it's for fun.
Therefore kids cannot.
@godfatherofgreenbay - ahahahaaa true that
...and yeah, they do have lots of stories in each one ...that "stop short" one is hilarious...Frank is just so wonderfully bizarre lol; i luv him. 
@TheSecretLifeOfPandas -
Ok I forgot the "when you become a man" part. I have on quasi-stretchy pants.
@Peridot21 -
I think Jerry Stiller is such a great actor or maybe not because his role in Seinfeld is almost the same as his role in King of Queens.
Lol. It is of course because you are a man. Nacho told the world men like wearing stretchy pants.