October 23, 2009

  • Random Nonsense

    I tried sleeping but ended up tossing and turning.  Maybe I am anxious because I finally get to get out of here and go see my goddaughter who turned 1 this week.  Yes, I really am a godfather.

    I've been thinking about my motivation post this week in which I posted pseudo-lesbianic porn.  Over the course of that day, I lost 2 subscribers.  AWESOME!  So apparently lesbian activity is wrong.  I don't get it.  When I was teaching in high school there was another teacher that I thought was awesome and we had such great conversations and had such similar tastes and political leanings.  Then I was sent to another church by my denomination and I heard some rumblings from the former school about this teacher.  Apparently she came out of the closet as a lesbian and divorced her husband.  I felt for her because she was obviously living a life that wasn't her.  She had to be in a fake relationship because of the "Church".  She was forced out as a teacher and excommunicated from her church, all this done in "love".  Did my thoughts of her change?  No.  I still had the same tastes and I wasn't about to go out and say "Oh my god a lesbian enjoys the same band as I do so I must burn all these books and cds and movies."  Well the most disturbing thing was that a facebook group appeared in which students and faculty members of that school thought it would be prudent to say they were gathering to pray for her soul so that she would magically "turn straight" and be a good and loving wife.  One girl in the group was a former student and I was so shocked by her messages on this site's board: OMG I can't believe she's gay.  That is so gross.  She's going to hell.  OMG.  Why can't she be straight and love her children?        Yes, that's what it said.  I was sickened because not long before this student asked me relationship advice.  "Mr. Godfather I got totally drunk this weekend and banged four guys none of which were my boyfriend.  What should I do?"  Why is it that drunkenness and heterosexual promiscuity are OK with Christians but homosexuality isn't?  I just never got why they focused on some issues when there were more pressing things going on like in my particular synod who embezzled millions of dollars almost bankrupting the synod or why are they shifting sex predators around from church to church without making them face justice and no this isn't the Catholic church of which I speak.  Oh and before I forget why spend thousands for commercials in California to get people to vote against gay marriage.  Yeah, you are facing bankruptcy and thinking of possibly selling your headquarters to raise money because it is in prime real estate areas and you can't pay teachers at the schools the synod runs so they are relegated to throwing garage sales to raise money to function.  Wouldn't that money be put to better use in mission fields by spreading the love of Christ?  I don't get the emphasis put on gay marriage and why it should be non-existant because straight marriage sure is doing a bang-up job.  What is it, 50% of all marriages end in divorcre?  By the way what constitutes a marriage in this country?  Every state has different definitions.  I know some states say that marriage is when a man and woman live together as husband and wife for 6 months.  Oh well I just hope none of my closeted friends who are in the ministry come out otherwise they may have to face love.

    Did you know the Dallas Cowboys cheerleaders have to take a test before they become cheerleaders?  I didn't until I was reading a recent ESPN magazine.  Hell the players don't have to take any tests but that is probably a good thing because it would expose how the education system favors the athlete.  I lived in Minnesota and a running joke amongst some of the sportswriters was Kevin Garnett's reading ability.  One claimed that the real reason KG went straight to the pros from high school was that he was illiterate.  I guess that would explain why on the SATs Garnett didn't get his name correct.  Anyway here are some of the test questions:
    1.  Name the Six Flags of Texas:  No, it isn't an amusement park...give up?  I actually could answer this one if I was given the test.  I guess just having a basic knowledge of American history helps here...Spain, France, Mexico, The Republic of Texas, the Confederate States of America, and United States.

    2.  Name two ex-Cowboys quarterbacks who are in the NFL hall of fame:  I missed this one since I detest the Cowboys, remember the 90s?  The Packers never made it through the playoffs because of those dope fiends.  In case you want to be a cheerleader the answer is Troy Aikman and Roger Staubach.

    3.  Name a country that borders Iraq:  Seriously this is on the test.  I guess besides being sex objects the cheerleaders need to be up to date with current affairs.  Oh and don't lambaste me for say cheerleaders are sex objects.  Really, what purpose do they serve on the professional level?

    4.  Who is the governor of Texas:  maybe this one should read "who will be the future president of Texas once they secede"  Rick Perry...I almost typed Steve Perry.  Steve Perry is just as important in that he is the ONLY lead singer of Journey.

    5.  List three lean proteins: I guess they have to stay healthy

    6.  In how many Super Bowls have the Cowboys appeared?  The funny thing is that of the 12 players that took the test only 1 got this question correct.  The answer is 8.


    If only condom machines gave out this refund.

    I knew there was no way K-Fed gained all that weight.  Honestly that is the best shirt ever.

    I hold that tattoo in contempt of life.

    I wonder if anyone can spot what is wrong with this photo.

    States are having trouble with their budgets.  They can't fund all the animal shelters to house strayed and abandoned pets nor can they afford to put to death their prisoners.  Well this is a new execution method in which the states are trying to kill two birds with one stone.  The method is called "death by farting squad".

    Hey are you down with my set?  Throw up this sign if you are rollin' with me.

    More tomorrow.

Comments (41)

  • I understand how you feel about that. I once overheard some women starting a "witch hunt" because they thought a male teacher at the elementary school might be gay. So I told them they were wrong to do that. And I said, "Do you know what any of the hetro teachers do at night or on weekends!? Do you even care how they live their lives?! They might be robbing banks, or having affairs, or selling drugs, etc." It rocked their world a bit to think about that, but then they expressed that they thought gays were the worst sinners.

    Lost some subs, eh?!? Oh well. Some Xangans are just so uptight! They need to get laid!

    I love the photos, although the two wrestler guys are a bit creepy...I hope they don't show up in my dreams tonight! If they do, I'm calling you!

    Love the farting squad and the condom machine!

    BTW: I could not answer most of those questions, so I couldn't be a DC cheerleader. ha! Like that's the only reason they wouldn't hire me!

    Enjoy your visit with your goddaughter! I bet she's a sweetie!

    HUGS! And I'll be back later today to listen to the songs you put up!

  • Congrats for being godfather, your lesbian pics were ok, no wrong with that, the subscribers may have some other personal problems.

  • Pics are ok but i am not motivated at all, bring up motivation:)

  • Lesbian porn is awesome. <3

  • you lost two subscribers?  O.o ...maybe it was just random, and didn't have anything to do with your post ...or did they tell you it did?  

  • i could not have name three lean proteins or the Cowboys-specific questions lol

    "Why is it that drunkenness and heterosexual promiscuity are OK with Christians but homosexuality isn't?"

    That's the biggest thing that really gets to me. How they can spend all weekend in Sodom and Gomorrah but then go to church every Sunday and be holier-than-thou and take offense when you call them out on their whoring ways. Girls AND guys. Of course, their parents think they are the most dutiful child, who studies every night and is kind to everyone. Wrong.

  • Well being that I am ordained an all I should probably give my opinion. :) For the record I do believe in YHVH and that Yeshua is the messiah and my king. I have my falling outs with mainstream Christianity as it's in large part confused. I don't normally like to put any personal information about me on here so I'll let you take guesses as to my background an such. As for this issue about lesbians and sleeping around an all that jazz I think it's best to look at what the promotion of such things by mainstream media is doing to society. Back when, society was more family oriented than it is now if you haven't noticed. It may have been pretty dysfunctional then but it's getting worse. Of course there are cycles to everything in life so we aren't the first to go down this road and we probably won't be the last. I think it's fair to say that this recent wave of homosexual activity being made popular by mainstream media is not by accident. Media guides culture, not the other way around. Culture is catching up and now they are working to change history to make things seem like they have always been this way. As the documentary Hollywood unmasked part 2 points out, many actors and actresses get their scripts, acting ability, or ideas from spirits. This is well documented even though it sounds crazy to a lot of folks. If you go back and trace the music industry also and check into their influences it's clear to see that they have also heavily been influenced by the spirit world and are also guiding the culture. There are also a few secret societies and in turn governments that are also utilizing the media to accomplish their ends. Being that the main secret societies (Illuminati and masons)are satanic in origin and practice it's no surprise that they would also support the breakdown of family. (The Masons are more Gnostic and the gnostic viewpoints from what I can tell are traced back to satanism.) The fact that many claim spiritual involvement in their works is easier to prove than the secret society connection. Of course the secret society connection can also be proven, it's just it would take a lot more work to do so and I don't have the time to start pointing out every connection in a comment. I have done a bit of study on a few societies, sometimes visiting and speaking with members. I'd say that many in the lower Masonic order are a bit clueless as to what they are really a part of. The higher ups tend to know more, particularly 33rd degree and above but we won't get into all that now.
    So to recap before we go on. We have demonic spiritual influence pushing these recent trends as they have in the past, and we have secret societies with a motive pushing these things. The question of the day is, why?
    Of course the culture tosses around various ideology and quips about what they personally believe to be right and wrong, typically parroting mainstream media viewpoints directly or indirectly. Setting all that aside, who stands to gain?
    I believe it was Hitler that said give me one generation of youth and I can change the world. Public schools were formed with the long term goal of changing the youth and shaping society. When family is strong it's hard to make major changes in a society. We are headed to a 1984 society on our current track. Tattle tail networks, kids ratting out their parents and vice versa perhaps. In families that are strong family members wouldn't easily sell each other out for glory or profit. This might get a bit jumbled but hopefully you are still with me. So we have a few possibilities, if the Georgia guide stones are our guide then their is a goal of reducing the population of the public to 500,000,000 and maintaining it there. As it says, guiding reproduction, religion, and belief. A lot of confusion enters the picture when family breaks down as well as duplications of problems. In the 60's and 70's "free love" became very popular thanks to the music and media of the day. If we look at what "free love" accomplished I'm pretty sure we would find that a lot of kids ended up with no dad around. Divorce rates shot up, kids started becoming sexually active at a younger age. People lost site of what love and commitment really were. As a result the next generation was even more prone to divorce as thats the example they had seen. More problems enter society, crime rates go up, stupidity on the rise, an all that. Women objectified, men viewed as stupid mindless sex hounds. list goes on.
    Problem.
    Reaction - confusion, duplication, sometimes religion, acceptance of the new normal, forgetting that it wasn't always this way.
    Solution, presenting a new governmental structure. Big government. Reduction of freedoms, possibly killing a lot of us off.
    Government knows best so don't take interest and go watch your tv stars. RFID implants and monitoring of every single person.
    These are just a few possible takes on the "solution"
    Of course the solution isn't really a solution at all. Of course you can't have a nation like America fall so you can combine it with other nations or a new world order if it's strong. You have to destroy it from the inside first and then it will fall so you can assimilate it. So if the goal is a one world government it would seem logical to go about it in this way.
    So lesbians aren't really the issue. The promotion of homosexual activity is just another way to break down society a little further, just like "free love" and a lot of other things. The Torah states these things are wrong and other places states that there will be an increase of evil before the end.
    So yes I believe it's wrong. Yes I believe that it harms society as a whole. Yes I believe that "free love" isn't free. Yes I believe that it's just a matter of time till we come under the rule of a new world order. It is what it is.
    Most people fail to see the forest because of one tree an all that.
    It wouldn't shock me if they started killing people off soon either but that's another topic and I've spent too much time on this one.
    And I'd also like to point out that while Christ was loving with people he often told them to quit sinning. I think they understood though that when he said it he was saying it for their own good and that is what we have in large part lost.
    Every lesbian I have ever met had a lot of issues and gay males also. Perversion hurts everyone involved, be it sleeping around, be it watching porn, be it a homosexual relationship or an improper relationship with the world around us.
    There is a reason YHVH said the things he said and many take His words of wisdom personal instead of realizing that he has their best interest in mind. It's not much different then if you tell a 2 year old he or she can't have a gun or knife, they would likely throw a fit. They wouldn't understand because their focus was too much on their own little world. I see societies rejection of YHVH's way as similar. We are often like 2 year olds.

    To shun what we do not understand is often ignorance. To fail to understand what we shun is also often ignorance.

  • I guess you'd have to be from texas to know those answers. I don't know them anyway. And I've only been to Texas twice in my life. Once as an infant. Pretty sure they didn't teach me that in diapers.
    Maybe i'd get the lean meat question. Chicken, Turkey, ok those are the only two i know... there's 3?

  • Congrats, Mr. Godfather for real!

  • What the heck are those dogs doing?  Are they practicing yoga or Tai-Chi or…?

  • Random comments...

    Oooo I love it when restless butterfly is on top of me!

    The Dallas Cowboy cheerleaders are the only reason I ever became a football fan in the first place

    Something about people from the Island of Lesbos who are really happy...

    RYC... I don't evn remember what you said now after sex treat,,, er um my wife just handed me a Reese peanut butter cup... Something about axe murderers i think...

    and in conclusion, hamburger pickles ar better when sliced with a crinckly cut...

  • oh my gosh...I love the cowboys................

    perdoname.

  • I hate the hypocrasey of the beginning of your post. I knew this teacher who was actually my mother's cousin . . . the nicest, funniest, most wonderful guy in the world. After I'd become an adult and sort of lost touch with him, I found out he had disowned his own daughter, yes, I said disowned as in "you are dead to me" because she came out as a lesbian. I thought he was the biggest schmuck in the world after that.

    The Texas test was hard . .. now I'll never get to be a Cowboy cheerleader . . . . (actually, this comment almost had me wetting myself . . . .LOL!)

  • @carolinaatnight - 

    Those two wrestlers...the big guy is supposed to be Andre the Giant but Nicolas Cage's face has been photoshopped over Andre's. I thought it was pretty creepy yet fitting.

    Yes, my goddaughter was such a cut-up tonight. She was happy to see me and was flashing smiles all night. When we went out to eat the restaurant had a guitar player in the corner playing random songs. She was bouncing around to the music and even clapped by pounding the table when he finished songs. Then he came over and played a song for her and she was just hypnotized. I got her a little drum and she was loving that.

    As for the witch hunts. There is a great movie that came out last year or two years ago. It's called Doubt and is about a nun who thinks the priest is abusing a student. It's a very powerful film.

  • @PeaceSearcher - 

    OK I will look for more motivation for you. Yeah I figure people just have problems so they delete me.

  • @LilSweetJew - 

    Well...I am glad you enjoyed it.

  • @Peridot21 - 

    I know one was because of my post but the other I hope was just someone who closed out their account.

  • @BranmacFeabhail - 

    Yeah I don't get why girls are labeled whores or sluts yet guys are expected to partake in that behavior. I think that is why Anton LaVey founded the Church of Satan. He played organ at a burlesque show and then was hired by a church to play for services. He noticed that the same guys who were at the shows ogling women and doing God knows what else were the same guys in church.

  • @afuncynicalbash - 

    Thanks for that. I don't think I have ever read someone use Gnosticism here on Xanga before. That may be a first.

  • @NightlyDreams - 

    Ha...I would hope they wouldn't teach you that while you were in diapers although I wouldn't put it past some people.

    Pretty much all poultry would be lean meat. Oh and the chicken and turkey to be really lean need to be skinless. Other things would be soy bean products, fish, lentils, and beans.

  • @RestlessButterfly - 

    Yes, thank you...I am the real godfather. Those dogs, I really don't want to think of what they are doing other than what I suggested.

  • @Aloysius_son - 

    I think my title for your photo was "A Time to Kill". I have no clue why but seeing two guys with axes makes me think something is up.

    I have heard other people say they became fans of certain teams primarily for the cheerleaders. I know the Packers don't have regular cheerleaders but if they do they rent them from the universities in the state.

    And lucky you to have RestlessButterfly on top of you.

  • @TheSecretLifeOfPandas - 

    COWBOYS! Ok...Usted está absuelto.

  • @jacksoncroons - 

    I just don't understand it. How can a religion of love be so mean and hypocritical. Then they usually are the first to point out about how Islam is a religion of peace and love. I somewhat remember Christ saying something like "Before you notice the speck of dust in your brother's eye, look at the plank of wood in your own eye."

    Not a cheerleader? I like your comment.

  • I think I told you that I was raised religious and even went to Moody to prepare for the ministry.  But when I realized that the religious establishment preached "love", it did not know what love really was.  They could only relate to someone if they were trying to convert them.  That, to them, was love.  But not to me.

    And I don't know why so many people are against the GLBTs.  I am straight but I am a member of the GLBT group where I work as an Ally - to help and support them.  I know their troubles personally.  (Those who are bi suffer the most as they often aren't accepted by either the straights or the gays.)

    As for the marriage.  I had a letter to the editors printed in the Boston Globe about this issue.  I said that since the Catholic Church does not recognize a civil divorce (not that any divorce is civil) but insists that the marriage can only be dissolved by the Church's annullment payola scheme, why not do the same with marriages?  Why not have marriages be civil marriages for purposes of the State and these may or may not be recognized by the Church?  Let the Church have their religious marriages which would be different from the civil marriages.  Simple solution rather than having the Church insist that civil marriages be limited to only those that the Church deems proper. 

    I love the picture of the dogs.  That raises so many questions in my mind and all of the answers are humorous.  Thanks for the many jokes in one.  (smile)

  • LOL

    Si...los cowboys. Estamos enamorados. ;) pero porque me hablas tan formalmente? Eh? Me puedes tu-tear. ;D

  • Lol. :) I could translate what I said but I think it is funnier this way. ;)

  • @TheSecretLifeOfPandas - 

    Sí, tengo carbón en mis calcetines

  • @TheSecretLifeOfPandas - 

    Estoy tratando de ser gracioso. Recibí este español de "King of the Hill".

  • Lol. Ay mateo que voy hacer con tigo? :) what am I gonna do with u? I knew it was a joke you silly man. :)

    Lol and king of the hill is your spanish source? Lol.

    Matt siempre eres chistoso.

  • @TheSecretLifeOfPandas - 

    Gracias, Jenn. ¿Qué vas a hacer conmigo? Usted va a bailar conmigo en el centro de la piscina y la tienda de pollo.

  • Lol! No me digas usted. It's too formal. :) lol. U use usted for people who are older than u or important ppl. :) people who u respect.

    Y quieres bailar conmigo?

  • @TheSecretLifeOfPandas - 

    Usted es terriblemente importante para la gente de mi zona. Sí, el baile será terriblemente divertido porque parece que bailar como un pato hermoso.

  • Lol. Le gente de tu zona le gusta usar la palabra usted?

    Y bailas como patito?

  • @TheSecretLifeOfPandas - 

    Sí, primero que la danza como los patos y luego comprar todo el azúcar y luego tomar el mundo. La gente de nuestra región estarán muy confundidos porque tenemos respeto por ellos...HAHAHAHAHAHAHA(Esta es mi mal, George Bush, risa)

  • Lol. It's funny because I speak spanish and yet...I have no clue what you are rambling on about. Lol.

    It's cute though cuz you're a gringo and u tried. ;)

    Something about eating duck before you dance and then buying all the sugar and taking over the world and respecting the ppl in your region but they are confused about it...and laughing like george bush...senior or dubya? ;)

  • @TheSecretLifeOfPandas - 

    Yes I am quite confusing. I have no clue what I was saying and I think I was going for dubya. When I am in a foreign language mindset I really do ramble but I blame it on the German that I was trained in. Try reading Martin Luther's sentences. I remember there was one reading I translated in which one whole page was broken into two sentences.

  • LOL.

    you're an odd one.

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