October 29, 2009

• Lukewarm Links #12

  So I had a bit of excitement last night.  One of my cats, the one that is calm and subdued, decided she needed to break from that mold and do some exploring.  Somehow she ends up on my entertainment center where I keep a bottle of cologne.  I keep it there for a quick fix before I leave the house.  Anyway she knocked over the bottle and it spilled and of course she decided to take an Irish shower and get it all over herself.  I spent a great deal trying to wash it out of her fur.  I mean cologne isn't supposed to be ingested by humans even though the hobos drink it.  I just figured it would be worse for a cat.  Anyway I drenched her and scrubbed it out and then I had to dry.  Last night and today have been interesting because she wants nothing to do with me although she just decided to sleep next to the computer.  I have to say, her fur is extra fluffy but she smells like Tommy Hilfiger.

  #1.  So you want to get high?  You want to take a hallucinogenic drug?  Here is a list of all you need to know.  My favorite section is the plants and drugs where they list out basically every drug.  Go into the section on plants and see if you can find anything at home.  Sadly I didn't find banana peels.  Remember that myth, baking the scrapings of a peel was supposed to get you high when it was smoked.  HA!  They do list Morning Glory seeds but you need 100-200 seeds for a common dose.  Why am I doing this?  Kids, don't do drugs.

  #2.  I found this video of a little quiz.  Who Said It?  Kanye West or Adolf Hitler.  The results could be surprising.

  #3.  I was thinking of submitting my cat story to something like LOLCats but I realized my cats were just avergae cats.  Then I found this site: AverageCats.

  #4.  I stumbled upon a site that I am sure is a fetish somewhere.  It's called Skinny Girls, Big Sandwiches.  The name is self-explanatory.  I am sure someone out there is getting off on that site.  Sandwiches aren't as sexy as ice cream cones or popsicles.

  #5.  I don't know if this is real or not but it does say out of stock.  It's dog food for humans.  The only thing that throws me off is the website name.  Maybe I am what the title says.  I honestly think it is a believable product.  I mean this summer there was a church in the area that held a special service for pets where they were blessed by the officiant so why can't people get look alike food that they could put in a bowl so they could eat with their beloved pet.

  #6.  So this is one of those name generator websites.  You enter your name and information and they give you a random name.  Well this one is the Douchebag Name Generator.  It is hilarious.

  #7.  You have probably seen this site by now.  This is how long I have been sitting on this link.  I had it originally sent to me when the site was about 2 weeks old.  Anyway, here is People of Walmart.  I haven't been on the site lately but I am sure I will be posted at some point.

  #8.  This site makes me miss Henry, our "frat" house dog.  Oh Henry, you're probably in hell being chased by semitrucks and being humped by pillows and blankets but I still miss you.  Oh and I bet DVDs and remote controls are eating you and there probably isn't anyone that is putting tables over your droppings.  Yeah, I should say that Henry loved his beer as do all these animals.

  #9.  Here's a fun game...Monopoly City Streets.  Play it, you'll like it.

  #10.  Have you ever noticed that football announcers aren't that bright?  I think announcers are proof positive that playing football can mess with your head.  Anyway, here is a collection of some of the worst mistakes football announcers have ever made.

  #11.  The Wisconsin Tourism Federation had to change their name because people kept confusing their title with some internet jargon.  WTF!

  #12.  Here is a new search engine that is going to give google a run for it's money...Blackmetle(Black Metal+Google).  Trust me it will catch on.

  #13.  I don't like public bathrooms.  They just seem so dirty.  The only thing that redeems them is graffiti and here is a collection of some of the funniest.

  #14.  These two screen shots are spreading through the internet.  First off this one describes the situation and this one has the punchline.  READ THE LAST LINE!  OMG!

  #15.  I know some of you are planning for a Christmas vacation.  Let wikitravel help.  Here is a handy travel guide for one of the coolest destinations in the world, Mogadishu. 

  

  In case any of you wanted to know what it is like to be me, well, this is a pretty accurate depiction.  You know, sometimes lube is a necessity.

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