November 3, 2009
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I really have nothing much to say here other than I am getting close to a monumental post that has been in the making for quite some time. In this post I am thinking of doing something that in all my time on Xanga I have only done twice. Oh and some images may not be safe for work or life.
I think he played a few years in Green Bay...what was his name? Brent Farf?
ALL ABOARD!
YES! Instead of tea bag rallies they hold dry martini protests where they throw olives at the poor.
Yes, I think I will stay away from that car. Funny thing is a lot of people think deer are such lovely and peaceful creatures...bullshit. I have known people to have been killed by deer. One of my the guys in my neighborhood hit a deer with his car and the deer came through the windshield and the antlers went through his throat. Oh and there was the guy in this area that was out hunting and thought he killed the deer but he startled it and it fainted. When he went to field dress it, the deer woke up and kicked him in the gut. Deer hooves are razor sharp so the guy was slashed across the gut and was disemboweled. In a sense he was field dressed by the deer. And people say deer hunting is unethical...they are evil.
This is not how they make kosher hot dogs.
Has anyone out there seen the NC-17 version of Requiem for a Dream? That might explain this photo. I think this is mostly for Skinny Wolf.
Here's what the dude is thinking: "Chickens...turkeys...her...hell, I'll do anything fowl."
Boys will be boys.
They say cleanliness is next to godliness but I don't think this is what they had in mind.
I bet she said no.
Polka in front, dryer in rear?
My favorite time of the day however I think my watch is broken.OK, I'll be back later with a motivational post.
Comments (35)
deer are effing beasts!
and yeah. i will never watch requiem for a dream ever again. EVAR AGIN.
LOL
Are those two human body figures supposed to be having sex?
Hmm..now I want me some VENISON, surely!
you got that right about deer... one hit my car years ago (i had a little car back then, now i have a big ol' suv but i digress)... the stoopid thing ran out while i was driving on a highway up in Jersey... it was either him or me, i just braced myself... luckily, he went flying off to the left side (i called the highway patrol when i got home... ) and yeah, i was more than a little shaken up, let me tell ya ugh)
Ha! I bet she said "NO", too! And I need a watch like that!!!
Love the penis head figure! Is that soap?! Where can I buy some!?!
Fun post, M!!!!
I still have to play catch-up tonight on your other posts!
I want that watch.
if i used the picture of the virgin mary candles i would be lynched hehe
The tire shop in town used to have a "We'll miss you, Brent" sign up . . . I totally and completely did NOT get it, until recently. But in my defense, I've only been a cheesehead for five years and don't care much for football . . .
Deer are indeed dangerous at times. That's one of the few things I wonder about with motorcycles.
There is a guy up in the north east, tom brown, he can teach you how to hunt a deer with a knife. That mans a real hunter, this shooting a deer from a tree stand crap is pansy stuff. I'm pretty sure that deers have better hearing than smell also so putting pee on before going out is entirely unnecessary in my book. I know I've startled a deer or 2 in the woods. Walking quietly works wonders.
deer are the most dangerous animals because people don't realize they can be.
I'm speechless...with a permanent "WHAT THE HELL?" face permanently scrunched onto my visage. Thanks for that...
@BranmacFeabhail -
Deer hunting around here is very popular and I think more so because the farmers need to control the deer population because they destroy crops. My uncle and cousins always talk about how they lose crops because of deer and turkeys. Turkeys are another example of evil.
I haven't watched Requiem for a Dream in sometime, but that will probably change when I have a Darren Aronofsky film marathon.
@Manstration -
I actually do think they are supposed to be having sex. I forget the name of the exhibit that came through...Bodies Alive?...that showed the bodies without skin doing activities.
@Shopgirl0393 -
I actually made venison chili for supper and to go with it I had venison summer sausage.
@Peridot21 -
I have had 5 car accidents in my driving career. 4 of those accidents have involved deer. One almost killed me. I rolled my car off a 30ft cliff. I am lucky to have walked away from that with only a concussion, cut wrists, and somehow two inches shorter.
@carolinaatnight -
You know I was thinking that was soap or an unfortunate carving of the virgin Mary. I guess my comment was hoping it was indeed soap.
@dirtbubble -
Since I found that photo I have been searching for that watch. That would go so well with my Bad Motherfucker Wallet.
@Paul_Partisan -
Yeah but that may be the price of fame. I mean look what it did to John Lennon.
@ThatOneBlondeChick -
All is forgiven. I just saw that Brent photo yesterday. I tried to avoid all of that hype of the game because deep down I knew he wanted that victory. One of the Madison TV stations I get had ads for Favre t-shirts every commercial break and they had three: "thanks for the memories", "thanks for the nightmares" and one that said "the good, the bad, and the ugly". The Packers helmet was "the good", the Jets helmet was "the bad" and the Vikings helmet was "the ugly".
@afuncynicalbash -
Wow, I'd like to learn how to hunt with a knife or maybe one of my samurai swords. I have also thought of using my handgun for hunting this year. Oh and when I hunt I wear moccasins to avoid making a lot of sound.
@NightlyDreams -
They look cute but they can and will kill.
@entendezmavoix -
Unique photos as as per your tradition, fantastic collection and awesome comments underneath:)
I love the soap dildoes.
And speaking of special watches: James Bond is sitting at a bar having his martini (shaken, not stirred) and the voluptuous redhead enters and sits next to Bond. After a couple of minutes, Bond holds his wrist up to his ear as if he's listening to it. Then, a few minutes later he does this again, and again. Finally the luscious redhead asks him what he's doing with his watch. Bond tells her that's is one of his latest gadgets in that it will tell him things about the person that he is next to. The redhead scoffs at this explanation and says she doesn't believe him. So she challenges Bond to tell her something about her that the watch is saying. Bond listens to his watch and then says, "It's telling me that you don't have on any underwear." The redhead laughs and says that isn't true. Bond then thumps his watch with his thumb and exclaims, "Damn watch. It's running fast on me again as if it were an hour ahead of time."
@godfatherofgreenbay - off a cliff?? yikes! ...well glad you're okay ...although a concussion and stuff isn't all that okay =/ ...but yeah, deer are deff dangerous creaturessss
@godfatherofgreenbay - Rub it in, why don't you!!
Okay, I can live with that..as long as you eat some for me next time!
@PeaceSearcher -
Thank you
@curiousdwk -
HAHAHAHA great joke
@Shopgirl0393 -
A friend of mine got a couple deer while bow hunting and he promised me some steaks so when I get those, I'll remember you.
@godfatherofgreenbay - haha
Oh, and, I want that watch.
@curiousdwk - awesome!
Excellent post! I do recall the scene from Requiem where Jennifer Connelly was doing that "move" for drugs. It had that hot and disgusting thing going at the same time, because it was obviously pornographic, and you could tell she hated it. What a crazy movie! Wasnt there a cat that smoked too?
I hope youre doing well!
@theladyofabundance -
I felt so dirty watching Requiem for a Dream the first time. Then that guy who basically became her pimp played a similar character in Todd Solondnz's Storytelling. Hmmm I can't remember the cat but I wouldn't doubt it.
I am in and out of OK. How are things with you?
@godfatherofgreenbay - Im mostly busy. I have a huge exam today, as well as a paper to write. Finals are around the corner, as well as a nice winter vacation. I saw my brother this past weekend and we went to "The Darkness" which is a fantastic haunted house. I wish I could remember more details about it, but when you are screaming at a lot of things and being stalked by masked people... your ability to absorb your surroundings is limited.
I hope your cats are keeping you out of the dumps. Little animals are great for when you are blue.
@theladyofabundance -
Yes my cats have kept me entertained. Before I had them my friends had them and they also had a dog. My cats have some of those dog tendencies. They sit up on their hind legs and beg for food. Whenever someone comes to my place they will run to a corner to hide and then stand as tall as they can to look to see who is knocking. Oh and one is constantly following me around the house. I can't do anything without her following me. I will close doors and she just sits outside the door waiting for me.
Hmmmm this tourist town where I live has a haunted house that is supposedly haunted itself. A couple workers died there one summer when something malfunctioned and they say they haunt the place but they don't mess with customers just employees. This part of Wisconsin is very creepy.
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