November 10, 2009
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Objectless
Even though the title says objectless there will be plenty of objects inside some of which may not be safe for work or life.
So this is what it is like when the Iceman cometh.
I couldn't decide on an adequate caption for this one: "The family that stitches up vaginas together, stays together." -or- The Real Housewives of Appalachia.
Gettin' down to business....monkey business.
They are so like us. I think this is the greatest proof of evolution to date.
I couldn't decide on an adequate caption: Sad O'Lantern -or- "This is what happens when traffic cones are evil and go to hell."
Ummmm...one...two...three...thousand
You know...that last season of The Sopranos was awfully strange.
I had trouble selecting a caption for this one: "Something old, something borrowed, something pink, and something infected." -or- I enjoy an all-u-can-eat buffet at the weddings I attend.
I get it, Tommy Lee, you have a large penis but don't you think this is overkill?
Ummmm compared to that, my chandelier is tiny.
I am very intimidated by that bed.
I am very intimidated by that bathtub. How do you make the water start?
Here we see Richard Henne working on his next project, Balloon Girl.
WHAT A BARGAIN!
Here's a redneck fire alarm.
New for the Wii, "Fisting with Sarah Jessica Parker"
Here's a logical solution to cold and ice...murder it.
WORST! HALLOWEEN! COSTUME! EVER!
I would have called the police had I knew my neighbor was being battered.
Have a swell day, you hepcats.
Comments (41)
Wow!
haha "Assorted Babies/Kids" is funny! I want 5. LOL.
WHAT A BARGAIN! ..that cracked me up. But epic win is that with the evil cones. What an unpleasant place to be! Thank you, though! Now, I have some sort of impression how hell looks like. No more bargains for me! No, sir!
Do you suppose those ladies sell dildos? And why are most of them black? I laughed pretty hard over the stitching up vaginas part. I figure they are in a league of their own.
And the penis bathtub.... WOW! I bet you have to work on all the penis parts to get it going... Seriously, who has a bathtub like that but a gay porn star?
Excellent post!
Are you obsessed with peni? lol
a song by Weezer?? get out! lol... was that just a total coincidence?
...oh, and please tell me this isn't the post dedicated to your female readers lol ;P
@theladyofabundance -
I was thinking those ladies might be having one of those Passion Parties, the Tupperware party of sex toys. I am reading "Pygmy" by Chuck Palahniuk and one of the characters in that book hosts those parties at her house and she and her guests always test run the products. It gets unnerving when she asks her children for all their batteries and then when she and her party guests blow fuses because the new line of toys can be plugged into outlets.
Some of those make me shudder, especially the plug and the fist.
The penis bathtub...I was thinking it could be owned by a few people especially a few on the VH-1 reality series Sex Rehab.
@PeaceSearcher -
I am glad you enjoyed
@starrynite45 -
Ha...even though it is a bargain I would probably pass over that bin of children.
@windoftheforest -
I hope I never get mixed up with evil traffic cones and we are all sent to hell. That would be horrific or maybe that is whorific.
@NightlyDreams -
No not really, maybe mine but anyway....ummm...I got those when I was putting up the links to things that looked like penises and I was going to do an extreme home makeover post that involved how you could have penises all over the house but I never got around to it.
@Peridot21 -
Well I had posted it for my 1000th post but I am totally all about Weezer these days.
No this isn't that post for female readers, I'll probably title something like that "For the Ladies".
I'll take the chandelier, the bed, and the bathtub!!!
Also love the App Ladies! Of course I gotta' love the monkeys! I love monkeying around!!! 
As always the photos are priceless and so funny! And as always your commentary is EVEN funnier!!!
HUGS!
Now theres a wedding I would not have minded attending
You know there is something seriously wrong with that dude with the axe
In regards to the bathtub of many penis , are you sure that you get water out of them?
random cat is random.
Mmmmm, nice. (applause)
interesting footages and pictures.. So am I intimidated by the bed and the bathtub...
but I thought that chandelier was lovely..;)
Gosh! Gosh!
Hah... Huh... ~Gulp for an air~ Must out from here for some air.
Still gasp for air...
I definitely do not object to your "objectless" post. What a hoot. I really enjoyed the pictures and especially the pictures with your witticisms. Thanks for the chuckles.
I'm always so surprised by your content having learned that you were a former clergy man. LOL Some of those were great, I especially liked the "Housewives" and "Traffic Cones" ones. hahaha. That baby costume though.... YIKES! lol Have a good day! <3 Suz
@curiousdwk -
THank you...you know I was thinking about your work with the UN last night as I read "Pygmy" by Chuck Palahniuk. There is a chapter in the book about the young people's model UN and it was pretty funny until something drastic happened.
@carolinaatnight -
I am glad you enjoyed these. I figured you'd get a kick out of that bed and bathtub.
@ElevenStones -
If I had a bathtub like that I would have been scared for life this morning because there was a fire last night and the department was messing with the hydrants. Anyway the water this morning was all rust colored.
Yeah there is something wrong with that guy with the axe, he should be using an auger.
@BranmacFeabhail -
What can I say, I love being random.
@morbidcoronerchick -
Thank you
@persephone_winter -
I am glad you enjoyed.
@RestlessButterfly -
Breathe....breathe....breathe...breathe
@VioletMoonDancer7 -
Yeah I kind of like to give people an opposite idea about me. I remember the first time I saw that housewives one, I was just in shock because of the big orange one. I thought that was part of the table but no...that is an actual toy. How do they use that? And if they do that emasculates me.
@godfatherofgreenbay - Ha! I did! You can post stuff like that for me anytime! Ha..when I typed "stuff", I accidently typed "stiff" and had to correct it!
OMG!!! I didn't even notice the orange one! hahahahaha. Yeah, I don't know how any human would possibly use that. I bet you could find some video if you searched hard enough though. LOL I saw something similar that really scared me once... ever heard of fisting? LMAO!! And I don't mean "catfisting" which is also called noodling, a type of fishing where your fingers are the bait and you catch the fish by letting them latch onto your arm/fist and then pull them out of the water and remove them from your arm. I'm talking about something sexual that totally grossed me out and made me wonder... what prompts people to even TRY things like that? hahaha. <3 Suz
@carolinaatnight -
I don't think that was an accident
@VioletMoonDancer7 -
Oh yes, I know about fisting. I don't get it but apparently that is how some people get off. Oh and if you look at the coffee table and some of the white flesh colored toys, on the left side there is one that is shaped like a fist. It's the middle of the three in the very front on the table. Also there is one on the table that is like a palm going for a high 5.
Lol & ew at the same time? I loved the monkey business
omg...this ish had me rollllling....i'm so prcrasinating on making my oatmeal right now!!! lmao!!
LOL at the baby KKK
@TiRocKiinPiinK -
I think that is an appropriate reaction. I can't believe how animals can be so much like humans or is it the other way around?
@SignificanceOfTheMightyClit -
I am glad you enjoyed but I hope I don't keep you from oatmeal. I love the stuff although it almost always makes me sick.
@oulck -
Oh man...I just thought of another caption for that one...The KKK took my baby away!
@godfatherofgreenbay -
lol that'd be interesting too :p
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