November 13, 2009

  • Lukewarm Links 13

    My dreams are all dead and buried.  Sometimes I wish the sun would just explode.  When comes and calls me to his kingdom, I'll take all you sons of bitches when I go, when I blow...Theme song from the TV show Squidbillies.  I love that show.

    It's November 12th, do you still remember the veterans who gave their lives for your country or is it just a one day a year deal?

    #1.  You know those "sayings" websites, like FML, MLIA, That's What She Said...well they are getting out of hand.  Here is one that makes little to no sense to me, Can I Tap That.  I bet that it will get it's own show on FOX(preview to this week's Celebrity Round-Up)

    #2.  Here's a fun little site called Emails from an Asshole.  That is one of my favorite entries because I lived on a horse farm.  We didn't have a lake on the property and neither did the neighbors although one did have an outdoor pool that we made use of.

    #3.  Are any of you guys going out on a date this weekend or anytime soon?  If so, here is a handy flowchart to see if you will have sex after the date.

    #4.  Here's a list of movies that are in production...the 10 most boneheaded movies in production.  One that didn't make the list was a movie about facebook starring Justin Timberlake...seriously.

    #5.  If you hadn't figured by now, I enjoy TV.  Lately though it seems that I only watch one or two programs but leave my tv on for background noise.  Before I go into a long disertation as to why I will just link this list of the 10 best TV neighbors.  All of those neighbors would be swell in my book.

    #6.  I have made fun of this strange new trend wherein young girls pose by making duck lips.  I have stated that this pose is one of two things.  First, I think the girls are trying to show off their DSL.  Second, I think they are constipated.  Third(I lied), I think they think they are cute.  Well here is a great blog that is Anti-Duckface.  Miley Cyrus makes the list.

    #7.  Have you ever sat in church and looked at what the pastor was wearing and thought, "Dear Lord, that looks like some Project Runway garbage."  Well here is a page devoted to bad clergy vestments.  I know that may not be funny for all of you but for me...IT'S GOLDEN!

    #8.  This site is called White Whine.  It's sort of like FML and MLIA but it is primarily complaints that only white people would have.  November 4th...that is so me.

    #9.  I have no clue what this says but it speaks to me in the universal language of delicious.

    #10.  Recently two employees at Cornell University were found out to be having an illict email love affair.  Apparently they would send each other racy emails.  It was going great and no one knew but the dude with the mullet replied to one email and he accidentally clicked the BCC and ended up sending copies of their conversations to the entire school body and faculty.  Thankfully someone was kind enough to post their conversation on the internet and you can read it here.  And that is why I primarily use web-based emails.

    #11.  Thanks to dikdoktor for sending me this link.  It's sexual records that no one should be proud of.  Sadly, one of those I witnessed, not firsthand but the video.  It was the most partners one.  She first broke the record with 500 and then someone else topped that and to this day her record of 620 still stands.  Basically for two movies that lady has slept with 1120 men. Houston is no longer a porn star.  I heard a rumor that after her labia reduction surgery she became a Christian.

    #12.  I know Halloween has come and past but here's 25 sexy costumes just for the hell of it.

    #13.  I love and hate this next website.  I hate it because it goes backward.  You have to go back to the first post to get the whole story.  But if you read the whole thing, I'm guaranteed you will love it.  It's about a landlord from hell.  I have never had a landlord like that although there was one time that was creepy.  I fell asleep watching football on Sunday and woke to one of my landlords walking out of my laundry room/utility room.

    #14.  Hey, does any other hipster out there want to go in and buy this? 

    #15.  They really do sell EVERYTHING at Walmart.


    AWWWWWW....It's a hipster kitty!

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