November 25, 2009
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Motivation
I had a strange dream last night. I was employed by some random university as a special tutor for athletes. I got the position because I developed a friendship with the school's volleyball coach and they implemented one of my strategies. Anyway the coach told me that two of their star players needed help with math and I had to get them to pass. He handed me the textbook and I was flabbergasted to see that I was holding an 8th grade textbook. The players couldn't meet at the school because of some sort of NCAA violations that could be levied against the school so they had to meet at my house. I tried teaching them but these two extremely attractive girls kept goofing off and playing with my stereo. I demanded they pay attention. It worked for a few minutes and then I said that we needed to go to a room where there would be no distractions. I took them to my bedroom. Of course we all sat on my bed and they started learning until one of them eyeballed me and leaned over and whispered to the other girl. They then started laughing at me and saying that I had a "boner". It turns out the way I sat made my pants tent. The girls kept laughing and refused to study. I was fed up so I stood up and dropped my pants and shook my flaccid penis in their faces and screamed, "DOES THIS LOOK LIKE A BONER?" They calmed down and did their work and passed the class. When I was shouting, that was when I was trying to wake myself up. I never thought it was possible but I embarrassed myself in my dream.
Tuesday night is one of my favorite nights of the week as far as TV is concerned. 3 hours of The Office and Sons of Anarchy...comedy and motorcycle mafia...so awesome.
My cat is back to staring at my jackelope.
Here's your weekly dose of motivation:
Yes...volleyball but that is not why I coached. I coached volleyball because...no one else would do it.
So my dad called and asked how to get his VCR to work. I asked if the power was on...YES...is the TV on channel 3...YES...is the tape rewound..."Oh I didn't have the tape in, sorry."
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Hahaha! This was a pretty awesome Motivation post with your dream and VCR story. My favorite posters were "Neighborhood Peer Pressure", "Gender Confusion", and "Michael Phelps"! =D
Dream is awesome, i would like to have such dreams daily hmmmm, motivation Pics not upto the task, not motivated:(
funny dream
then moving on with your blog, super big boobs that aren't intimidating.
then the smoking popes - which 1 turned into a jesus freak, or the entire band did...
and finally, akram's razor with your father, haha.
Ah, so Freud lied! That..um, JEW!!1 The subconscious can be controlled. If not, I would have seriously believe you would take those girls. And I'm not talking about a trip to Canada. "DOES THIS LOOK LIKE A BONER?" ahhahaha. Yes, I even had a picture in my mind while reading the whole paragraph. It is one in(tense) situation! If only this things would've have happened when I got tutored at math. Wait, no, my teacher was a woman...some old hag, sigh.
The "neighborhood peer pressure" baffles me. Too much electricity spent for what, actually? No Christmas for you if you don't have a house on fire!
The "bumpy road" chick is hawt, she has it, no denying! I hope she can teach me some shit about photovoltaic systems.
That is the saddest dream ever.
My dad couldn't work the dvd i guess there are people who have it worse off.
I probably would have been embarrassed from that dream too. Kind of hard to recover from something like that even when it's not real.
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Ha! That convo with your Dad...I've had similiar ones with some people, too. Egads, people!
I LOVE your dream. How cool that you were a tutor. You are such a great guy.
Ha! 
Love the motivational posters for today!! I like the "votes are in one" the best!
Hope you have a good day tomorrow! Thanks for the laughs! Turkey Hugs, C.
I would coach volley ball to lick them asses clean!
ok the whole post is great (lots of LOLs) but that last line... hahahaaaa... totally cracked me up
:):) 
The GDI add didn't mention if you got paid with a boner or not, makes a fellow wonder.
Hows the deer hunting going?
LOLLLL Phelps.
@mZdejavuZ -
The recent dream involved me being a biker and walking into a biker bar where all the members of my biker gang were ballroom dancing.
I can't understand my dad sometimes.
@PeaceSearcher -
Well I will only throw a few motivating pics like before each week. It's sort of a way to spread it out.
@Paul_Partisan -
Yeah one of the guys in Smoking Popes turned Christian and the record label didn't like their songs because of the Christian element. Why then did Creed get so popular?
@windoftheforest -
I still can't believe that I can embarrass myself in my dreams. I do enough of that in real life.
I don't like it but a big thing around Christmas time is to decorate the outside of your house with lights. There are so many websites devoted to the best but then there are some of the worst. I'll have to look for them sometime.
@TheGiantSlayer -
Of all the dreams that I remember after I wake up...
@NightlyDreams -
Well he isn't as bad as my mom. It seems to be a weekly basis with her where she calls me to figure out why she can't operate the TV. It's always because she doesn't switch the control from TV to Cable.
@pansybradshaw -
My dream...it makes me feel awkward. I just don't know what I need to do to prove my manliness.
@dlmcniel -
Redskins fan?
@carolinaatnight -
Thanks...I hope your Thanksgiving went by smoothly and it was not filled with Oscar Meyer's Little Wieners.
@neonvibes -
That would make for some interesting practices.
@Peridot21 -
Lately my dad has provided me with much entertainment.
@ElevenStones -
It's not, I've seen more coyotes than I have deer. I hear the numbers are way down this year. Must be because of all the dead ones I see on the road.
@Manstration -
That one is great.
@godfatherofgreenbay -
speaking of tvs my dad didn't even notice when his had little red dots all over the screen. when i mentioned it to him he decided to call the cable company. i told him not to and fixed it by turning everything off and on again. fixed it perfect.
I don't find the dream too confusing. I think that many (most?) teachers are afraid that that which is will be accused of being that which it isn't.
Also, I love the Phelps swimmer Motivation.
@godfatherofgreenbay - You have the most interesting dreams. =P
@mZdejavuZ -
Yeah, I have been keeping a journal next to where ever I sleep at night so I can write them down because I may get inspired to write something. An entry from last night said "Stabbed by handi at church. Sued. Made millions. Money made me happy." I don't remember writing that.
@curiousdwk -
Thanks. Yeah it's almost like a witch hunt against teachers for sexual misconduct. I had a friend who was teaching in California sued for sexual harassment because a girl said he looked at her. His defense was that she was talking in class so he looked at her so she would quiet down.
I think my embarrassment was just the fact that I went to such extremes to prove I was not erect.
@godfatherofgreenbay -
Oh, me too! I try to write down the dreams that I remember. LOL but sounds like the second part of that dream you had is hopefully a good omen. =P
That bumpy road picture is so...
Oh my god... my mouth just filled with saliva upon looking at that bumpy road poster......let me wipe up my drool now.....
@ExposedWrists -
Yes, I had the same reaction when I first saw that one.
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