November 26, 2009
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I am working on a special post with Cocky. Stay tuned. In the mean time enjoy these images, some of which may not be safe for work or life.
I always wanted to shoot that dog.
They almost named them Click and Drag
Where were those books when I was a kid?
But where does casual sex lead you? OK story time, my second high school didn't have their first dance until the year I started. Apparently the reason why school board and the teachers didn't want the dances was because they feared that dancing would lead to kids doing naughty things after the dance. I went to a Lutheran school. Why don't Lutherans have sex standing up? It may lead to dancing. Hey, only I can say that joke because I am Lutheran, that is my joke, you aren't allowed to tell it unless you are Lutheran.
That science project is so fresh. I am surprised he had no one named Jazzy Jeff hanging around trying to mooch a grade off of his project.
Once again I can't select: Behold...the Kirstie Alley Feed-O-Matic 3000! -or- Maury Povich has unveiled his new line of express DNA tests.
"Give us this day, our daily white bread."
"It rubs the lotion on or it gets the finger." This is quite possibly the most disturbing thing I have ever posted.
Mrs. Claus divorced Santa shortly after this photo was leaked.
Can anyone name the movie?
Please, don't taste the rainbow.
Look at this way, she can get motorboated on both stern and bow.
Happy Thanksgiving or as some people and relatives would say Happy Thanks-Taking
Comments (42)
wow lol. you really find the weirdest crap online loll
my favorite was the santa one;) that was rlyy hott
Happy thanks taking:)
This was a really great batch! I use to love shooting those ducks - that clip is tremendous. Where the hell did you get that foot pic from? That's exactly what happened to my arms and legs - but worse. Nobody has told me what it is or how it happened either. Fucking scary and gross. They peeled me like a banana for over a week.
Have a great Thanksgiving. I'm going to make some smoked, chipotle turkey sausages for dinner and pretend it's thanksgiving again.
HAHAHAHAHA!! That science project is so fresh, it's the BEST! ^__^ Love Fresh Prince!
Happy Thanksgiving
I have never seen anyone with such dry skin as that. And you could be Old School Baptist and not be allowed to dance either. I was Southern Baptist and we weren't really sure or not. But we're known to break the rules anyway.
@M00nDoll -
I second that...some weird shit!!
On the other hand, they make me laugh. Nice Silence of the Lambs reference....that foot scares me!!!
lol...wait, i mean ewwwwww gross!... let's hope i get my appetite back by the time the turkey is done ;P
The Obama picture with the quote from Idiocracy was a nice touch. That Fresh science project was awesome.
that is some major dead skin
Why thank you, more to come in a short while. Unfortunately, I can't say the same thing about your pictures of dead feet skin =P
Cool blog!
hahahahahahahahahaha. I like the one with the books... "Pre-Teen lesbianism" hahahahaha. And that pic with the foot thing is gross!
There aren't enough words...
@M00nDoll -
I think that is a compliment.
@PeaceSearcher -
Well I hope yours was enjoyable as well.
@dikdoktor -
That foot pick...I probably lifted it from a random website where I get these photos. I really can't remember but all I can recall is that the first time I saw it, I got rather squeamish and thought, "Xanga will love it." I wonder if when you are in a coma and they are keeping your internal organs alive, the skin, since it is an organ, slows down and dies. Hmmm maybe I will ask my mom that. She'll probably enjoy the conversation since it will keep her mind off her sister having open heart surgery.
I hope you enjoyed your Thanksgiving meal.
@mZdejavuZ -
Great there was another Fresh Prince photo I found which I will have to post sometime next week.
@NightlyDreams -
Yeah I originally heard that joke as a Baptist joke but a Lutheran pastor told me that joke but with Lutheran instead. I also have heard that Baptists are against drinking but the Baptist church on my block had to fire their pastor because he got a DUI and caused a huge scene at a bar in town.
@crazy2love -
I am glad I can make you laugh. I don't care how old Silence of the Lambs is, I'll always throw out random references.
@Peridot21 -
OK so this isn't meant to be negative or demeaning but maybe seeing these and being disgusted will help you not over-eat at Thanksgiving. I would use these but I am desensitized. My trick is to think of the most vile food imaginable...chicken omelets.
@Wraith1664 -
Thanks...I love that movie Idiocracy but I think the seeds were planted earlier than the Obama administration.
@BranmacFeabhail -
I've never had it that bad but there was that time I decided to drive across the state of Nebraska with my moon roof open.
@puffyshuff -
Yes...I know somewhat gross but thank you for stopping by.
@faustuosa -
Glad you enjoyed. I love those fake books because sometimes they are believable.
@Manstration -
How about..."and", "apostrophe", "tacos" and "beneficial"?
@godfatherofgreenbay -
maybe every religion has that joke.
@godfatherofgreenbay - hahaha, it is =)
@godfatherofgreenbay - ha nope, didn't do that at all... i totally over-ate, but it's all good cause that's the way it's supposed to be =) ...btw, isn't that first pic from that movie with the invisible monster-guy-type-thingy? i can't remember the name of it for the life of me... =/
lady Ga Ga looks ridiculous!!!!!!!!!!!!! LMAO
Shakira: I'm FBI and you know what those intials mean..LOL
Hulk Hogan and Rick Flair: ROTHFLMAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
@M00nDoll -
AWESOME
@Peridot21 -
Predator...it's hilarious to think of it know but there were two governors of the United States in that movie.
@rickystar1 -
I just don't get Lady Gaga. I remember when she first got popular she was saying how she was sent from the future to tell us about the fashion and music of the future. If that is what it is like in the future I want no part.
@godfatherofgreenbay -
LMAO!!!!
Geez, those are some great books for kids. Haha, after all, what's a 'normal' household anyway, we all live in weird scenarios.
Is it bad that I have fallen in love with Lady Gaga? I think she's out of her mind, but I admire her for being crazy And talented. Some of her songs (like Speechless) really are gorgeous. And I've seen some youtube videos from her younger years *before she was going by Lady Gaga* and she blows my mind. I would love it if she toned down the weird and played more piano driven songs, but I can see why she is the way she is. She's captivating peoples attentions and putting on one hell of a show.
is it sad that that woman with the back boobs has bigger nungas than the turkey girl who is made of silicone? Or that I noticed it?
@twistedmistletoe -
Yes, I think all families have their issues. The ones that seem perfect probably have problems once the doors close. I knew a few families like that in high school and college.
No, honestly I do think Stephanie whatever her name was/is before Lady Gaga was fascinating and a wonderful singer. I also found a video on youtube of her on that MTV game show Boiling Points. I can't remember how she did but it was sort of weird knowing what she would become.
Hmmm that is quite the question. I think it has to be....the woman of walmart simply because she seems to be proudly displaying the back rack.
@godfatherofgreenbay - Predator, right... jeeeez i couldn't think of it lol... and, yeah, you're right... two governors, Ah-nold and Jesse Ventura... wow, only in America as they say lol
Ha! this is all great! You find the best stuff...and you say even better stuff! It all feeds right into my warped weird little mind!
Ha! That joke would be good about Baptists, too! 
Those book titles have me snort laughing!!! 
Tell Cocky I said "HELLO!!" Can't wait to hear from him!!!
Hugs!
@carolinaatnight -
thank you...yes, my mind is rather weird but I think that it's for the best.
Hey! What a great way to hunt deer. Can you hook me up with a weapon like that? I do my best imitation with a pump shotgun but its just not the same! I really like that video. Kudos!
Shoot on… shoot on!!!
@dreadpirate -
One year I hunted with a handgun. That was somewhat difficult because I almost had to be on top of the deer to get a good shot but that was a year of snow and deer like feeding stations. This year it was warm and no snow plus so many corn fields haven't been harvested so the deer dig down in those corn rows and the only way you can get them out is by walking up and down every row. I really need that gun; hunting and harvesting all done with the same weapon.
What a great idea! Lets get 2! We can work together must faster that way.
Brilliant idea.
Hunt on... hunt on!!!
First...Muki's Kitchen rocks!
Second...you know those fools are just mad about dancing because no one ever asked them to dance. Really? Would anyone ask them? I mean the both look like they'd try and drag you off the dancefloor to some utility closet and try to molest you and then tell you that they are going to kill themselves if you ever leave their sides.
Wow....I have no words for how freaky that foot thing is! Gah!
Okay, thanks to you I've have officially seen everything: back fat that looks like boobies! You know...I'm just demented enough that if that was my back, I'd totally get a pair of nipples tattooed on to complete that look.
That dude with the sax and Santa is winning my prize for Gayest Photo of 2009 hands down. Holy shit dude...where the hell did you find that one?
Hugs!
@ExposedWrists -
I like Muki's Kitchen but every once in a while it does get creepy.
I can't remember where I found that Santa photo. I was looking up photos for the holiday season and I think I just did a search for awkward Santa or gay Santa.
And you know, that woman should totally get fake nipples for her back. I know I saw some at Halloween. They were also pierced so people could see what it was like to have pierced nipples and not feel it.
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