December 15, 2009
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Motivation
I'm going away for a few days so I won't be around Xanga that much. I have some business I have to take care of and all the health issues surrounding my family are all coming to a head. An aunt in Chicago is undergoing open heart surgery in the next few days, my dad is having surgery to insert a fistula in his arm so he can begin kidney dialysis, and today I am taking an aunt for tests at hospital about an hour from home. Anyway I just wanted to give fair warning. And I want to leave you with some wisdom.
There's no such thing as a free lunch unless you are willing to stab your waiter.
If time is money, why won’t my bank accept these rollover minutes?
I bet a good Christmas present for the Venus De Milo would be a vest.
Why Jack-in-the-Box when you can In-n-Out?
All's fair in love and war. Except for chloroform. That's only fair in love.
I have been avoiding the Noid since '89. I'm sure by now the coast is clear, Domino's.
Motivation:
OK so now you are motivated and I have to leave. Not forever, when I leave I am going out with the most tasteless blog ever...a blog so tasteless that even Partisan_Paul(or is it Paul_Partisan) won't post it. That being said, no I have no intentions of leaving.I just have to hang in there.
Comments (26)
Hahaha this post made my night. And I hope your family feel better soon, take care!
Hope everything goes well with your sick people :]
You can always get a free lunch by leaving said establishment. Less mess for the busboys.
You are a funny man! I'm still laughing. Why WON'T the bank take those roll over minutes? Stabbing the waiter...oh my! lololol
I really hope that your family starts getting better soon. It's very stressful, especially with you having your own health issues. I don't know your beliefs, but either way, you & yours will be in my prayers. Take care!
I hope that all goes well with your family.
Take care and maintain that sense of humor! It always will help you!
hahaha great bunch of motivation, as usual... love the taliban one... who is that anyway??
and best wishes to you and your family...
Good luck with your family.
If time is money, why won’t my bank accept these rollover minutes?--- Thats FUNNY!!
I hope everything goes well with your family! Stay positive and optimistic and all will go well!
GOD SPEED my friend.
well make the best of the day....been there, done that, still do that....
Have fun!!
It's hard to say my favorite one...Maybe the bra-stuffing one!
I hope everything is okay with your family.
@GloomySunday1 -
Thanks...all of this just makes for a more hectic holiday season.
@anonymiaous -
Thanks...I have experienced many things in life but I have never dined and dashed. Maybe one of these days.
@joiwinds -
Yeah, I guess all the family issues have been building up and they sort of decided to blow up at the holidays...much like last year. I hope things are going better for you two.
@itsjustamething -
Thank you...my humor has served me well in times of trouble. I think if I didn't have it, things would be drastically different for me.
@Peridot21 -
I think the guy with the towel is Jose Reyes, but it could be one of all those over-hyped Mets who do well at the beginning of the year and then fall apart after the first couple of months into the season. I swear they are the most overrated team in MLB.
And thank you for the well wishes. I am feeling a bit better since a doctor thinks he found what could be causing me problems.
@Chinese_Sait0u -
thank you
@rickystar1 -
Thank you...yeah I wish my cellphone company offered rollover minutes. I'd be a millionaire then if my saying were true.
@LUNAPHIA -
Thank you...did you get to see my snow photos?
@florida2008 -
Thanks
@crazy2love -
I never quite understood bra-stuffing. I have always wondered what would happen if a girl who stuffed got with a guy and they get friendly and he comes out with a handful of Kleenex.
My aunt's surgery keeps getting postponed, my other aunt had her tests and they couldn't figure out what was wrong but they did biopsies and she finds out what they find in February, and my dad is starting to not want to go through surgery or kidney dialysis...happy holidays to me.
@godfatherofgreenbay - oh good, glad you're feeling better
How is your auntie? Hope everything okay with you there.
@RestlessButterfly -
Well I guess the hospital is sending one of my aunts home for Christmas and the other won't know her test results for a few weeks.
@godfatherofgreenbay - Sounds tough! Hope you all be okay out there.
And if you don't like it, you can SHOVE IT...but you don't like it, you LOVE IT!
Did I mention to you that Victorias Secret has a bombshell bra out that increases your breast size by two cups? Im not entirely sure how I feel about that, but it would save someone from the act of stuffing their bra.
What do you think of the bombshell bra?