February 22, 2010
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It's True, It's True
I haven't been around Xanga and pop in from time to time whenever I can bypass the the adult content blocks of the library computer or whenever the librarian decides not to stand outside the door of the computer lab. Actually today I am in a secret location deep inside the earth. So what is the point of this blog? Someone must have leaked information that my birthday was this past weekend. Well it is true.
I turned 30 on Saturday and it seemed that when I woke up all my aches and pains were intensified. Also my loneliness and Xanga withdrawal were almost too much to bear. It was a crappy day without my Xanga friends whom I should no longer call "Xanga friends" because you all are true friends. It seems like the majority of the people I have known most of my life except for say 3 or 4 dropped the ball. Hell even my parents forgot. How is that possible...I'M THEIR ONLY CHILD! So I spent the day reading and sipping the finest of Baltic Porters from the August Schell Brewing Company...thanks Skinny Wolf and Croatian Sensation. And while I was sipping on the finest of Baltic Porters, I realized that the reason I am single is that I am quite adept at playing hard to want.
I had more to say but like I said I'm at a secret location deep inside the earth and that is a bit scary and now that I am "old" I am quite forgetful. The guy I have building my computer had highs and lows. He has been extremely busy because people, left and right, are asking him to build machines for them. He also had a son graduate from Marines basic training but while he was in California for the services a portion of his ceiling in the room where he builds computers collapsed and there was dust and plaster and all that stuff everywhere so he basically hadto start from scratch. Eventually he will get to me. In the mean time you will have to wait. Waiting isn't that difficult. Read the Bible some time and see how long some of those people had to wait for things they wanted.
So in the mean time...raise a glass of Schell's or Grain Belt Premium...wait not everyone has access to those beers.
So in the mean time...raise a glass of Schell's or Grain Belt Premium or any microbrew...wait not everyone likes microbrews.
So in the mean time...raise a glass of Schell's or Grain Belt Premium or any microbrew or any beer...wait not everyone likes beer.
So in the mean time...raise a glass of Schell's or Grain Belt Premium or any microbrew or any beer or a fine scotch...wait not everyone likes scotch.
So in the mean time...raise a glass of Schell's or Grain Belt Premium or any microbrew or any beer or a fine scotch or to...to make you not angry and put an end to this little game...whatever liquid it is you choose to drink...in my honor.Thanks for all the well wishes and accolades.
Comments (51)
Happy birthday, sir.
Haha, then I'm going to drink a scotch on you!
P.S.: Now you're officially old!
Glad to see you pop in. I'm going to grab a few beers, raise one for you today (even though late) and say Cheers and Happy Birthday! Better late than never.
When the heck are you going to be back here? Huh. Inquiring minds want to know.
man shoot, i didn't know about your birthday (somebody dropped the ball there... wait, was it me??
...anywayyy ...happy birthday, godfather! ...ok off to find some sort of liquid to drink in your honor! 
Well, I didn't know it was your birthday at the time, but on Saturday I had one of the best Bloody Marys I've ever had. So I'm going to pretend that I was drinking it in your honor.
Happy birthday. And don't call yourself old... I'm only 2.5 years behind you
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Happy Birthday! HOpefully those computer issues will be fixed sooner rather than later.
SKOAL ! i'm not going to read your blogs anymore, until you get back. so there, take that !
happy belated birthday
I didn't know it was your birthday!!! I hope it was happy buddy! And here's wishes for many, many more!!!!! I miss you! Eat cake!
Happy Birthday
Hope it was a good one.
Happy Belated Birthday! Xanga misses you... Come back soon!
That baby is so cute, scared the shit outta me. All cool, bro! May the machine get to you. Weird, deus ex machina here!
I was just getting ready to send you an e-mail to check in on you.
Happy Birthday. Remember what they say about the age of a man: A man is only as old as the woman that he feels.
HAPPY BELATED BIRTHDAY!! I'm so sorry that I forgot. I guess we're all a little detached from Xanga these days. My Mondays don't seem complete without Mash-Up Madness, honestly. And of course, the celebrity updates and Lukewarm Links. I'll drink a Hi-C juice box in your honour. Because let's face it, seeing as I'm poor and in college, I can't even afford Natty. Not that I would want it anyway.
Come back soon!
@johnny_hopkins - Thank you so much!
@nattata - Hmmm maybe some kirschwasser. I was going to go to a German restaurant the other night and have myself a diesel but it was closed and was replaced by a Caribbean style restaurant.
@dikdoktor - I have no clue when I will return fulltime but all I do know is that I am going to have a lot to write. Xanga provides a creative outlet and right now I am all backed up.
Thank you! I have seriously been enjoying this Baltic Porter. You may want to check out the website: http://www.schellsbrewery.com/
@Peridot21 - Well I wouldn't expect it of you because I don't think I mentioned it. Heck, sometimes I even forget.
@ithiliya - Hey...it's good to see you survived the earthquake. My family down there felt it. Oh and I was down in Illinois for a few days at the end of January....fun times.
There are two bars here that offer extraordinary bloody marys. Both are served in pints and one comes with pepperoni, cheese, olives, mushrooms, and some other vegetables and the other is called the Breakfast of Champions and is served with about 10 shrimp lining the top of the pint.
@NightlyDreams - Yeah I hope things work out. Right now it seems like some sort of cosmic force is aligning itself against me and my pursuit to come back to Xanga or maybe that is just all the sci-fi I have been reading.
@droptop11 - Well I guess I will take that as a compliment. Thank you!
@BranmacFeabhail - Thank you! Oh and I can't remember but did you graduate?
@jacksoncroons - Well after the arthritis pains subsided and when I finished cleaning my bathtub from all the hair I am losing...it wasn't half bad. Beer really does help as does cake. They say that beer is liquid bread then the stuff I am drinking at the moment is liquid cake.
@ChainGangSoldier619 - Thank you! How is everything going your way?
@mZdejavuZ - Oh thank you! I am jonesing in the worst way possible for Xanga. I find myself dreaming of posting. I do have some rather interesting ideas upon my return one being a whole new page for one of the personalities I have created.
@windoftheforest - Thanks...right now I am raging againt the machine, the dead machine sitting on my desk.
@curiousdwk - Yes, I wish I could live by that saying but I think the only woman I am touching at the moment is on the pages of certain adult publications.
Thank you! Oh, how was Austria?
@twistedmistletoe - Wow! I knew the economy was difficult but college students not able to afford Natty's? SOMETHING MUST BE DONE! When things got tight at the old frat house we went to a lower grade beer called Hackstein. If you think it doesn't sound good then you are probably correct unless it was Hackstein Ice. Yum...that stuff and 50 cent Hardee's cheeseburgers got me through one of the worst college classes of all time: Teaching Music.
I've missed my mash-ups as well. I had all of them downloaded on my computer and lost them. I even bought an mp3 player just for mash-ups. Oh well, I downloaded one to my mp3 player on the library computer and am currently rocking out to the Notorious BIG and Miley Cyrus mash....I can't believe I find myself enjoying a Miley song.
@godfatherofgreenbay - Oh, my god *drools* I want!
Yeah, I slept right through the earthquake *LOL*
@godfatherofgreenbay -
I hope you're feeling better. You've always been a really good friend around here and I miss you. Oktoberfest was about the last time we yakked so I hope things get better soon and you can come back here to play. You know, a lot of people miss you here. Hope you get back soon.
Steve
@godfatherofgreenbay -
lol last may...but if you meant my teacher classes, i was done in december. job-hunting ftw x_x thanks for asking though
@godfatherofgreenbay - Everything is going good. Just been bored because I haven't much to do.
@godfatherofgreenbay -
LOL, okay, great, I can't wait to read them!
@godfatherofgreenbay -
think good thoughts and keep trying
Congrats on reaching 30. Now Bob Dylan finds you untrustworthy. How does it feeeeelll?
Happy Belated Birthday sweetie!
@godfatherofgreenbay - lol The new one is probably better/healthier!
@nattata - It is definitely spicier but with less sauerkraut and Kartoffelsalat
@ithiliya - The one bloody Mary with all the veggies and cheese is like $4...I think...which is an extremely nice price.
@dikdoktor - Yeah between women and broken computers, I think we haven't had much of a chance to speak. I think my parents remembered my birthday because they asked me some questions on a message on my answering machine about what I wanted most in the world that they could buy.
@BranmacFeabhail - OK teacher classes are what I meant. Yeah the hunt is not fun especially since all the referendums up here didn't pass which means that school districts can't exceed state mandated spending limits which means teachers are going to be cut at almost every single school but the good thing is that no cuts will be made to athletics...THANK GOD!...sarcasm.
@ChainGangSoldier619 - Yeah, without a computer things do get boring for me but luckily I live across the street from a library.
@mZdejavuZ - Oh and I also dug up a stack of old cds that were of mash-ups that me and my friends made years ago so that should be fun to upload.
@NightlyDreams - yes the power of positive thinking is amazing.
@MelFamy - Oh...my favorite Dylan song. Nothing like that song to remind me of the days of college and performing it during kareoke and the only way I could perform it is if I had a pitcher or three of liquid courage.
@ExposedWrists - Aw...thank you so much!
Happy belated birthday! This is my first appearance on Xanga in awhile & I came to find you!
@godfatherofgreenbay -
Screw new textbooks...god forbid the boys don't get new football jerseys every year.... [rolls eyes] Texas is the worst about that...
@godfatherofgreenbay -
Nice! Can't wait to hear them!!
@BranmacFeabhail - My school was like that. Football had an unlimited budget and then the Latin books were 50 years old. I also remember the U.S. history books ended with the Watergate scandal and the postualized that it may hurt the way the public views the presidency. Who cares about the 20 years of U.S. history that occured after Watergate? I looked flashy in my football uniform (Black helmet with a gold "L", black jersey with white lettering and gold borders, and black pants). Thank god that Wisconsin didn't adopt the Texas way of football scheduling.
@TiRocKiinPiinK - Well I am honored. I haven't been here much myself since a few days before Christmas but I manage.
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