HEEEEEEEEEEEEEERRRRRRRRRRRRRRRREEEEEEEE'SSSS JOHNNY!  (Wait my name isn't Johnny but maybe you'll get the drift.)

So after what seems like years away from Xanga, I finally got my new computer last night.  I was elated.  Of course now I figure my reading will dwindle but I will be reading Xanga.  Yes, I am such a dork.  I tabulated that I am currently averaging a book a day.  What is that?  Well back to the computer.  I get it all hooked up and I am sitting at my desk and I am all stoked to be back in the land of backstabbers and name callers and ignorance that I must have been beaming so brightly that I was visible from space.  Then it occured to me that my computer must be a female.  Yes, this is going to be sexist.  The computer is female because I can't for the life of me figure out how to turn it on.  I focused all my attention on the button but that did nothing.  I pressed and pressed but nothing happened.  It showed no interest in opening up for me.  Now I am back at the library and I have to figure out when I can get the guy over to my house to help me get the thing running.  It won't be until after the weekend because I am going to be on the road.  I am paying a visit to Illinois because my aunt who passed away had a lot of items that her family didn't want to take with them to Texas so another aunt asked me to come down with my Blazer so I can haul.  So I am back but I am not back....damn. 

I had other funny things to say but there are little semi-Amish kids running around the joint screaming.