June 1, 2010

• Motivation

  You know this mess here at Xanga is causing me to pull out my hair and I don't have hair left to spare.  It's interesting how I didn't think anything was wrong with the way the site was performing but apparently it needed to be made new and improved.  Well since the updates, the site has been horrible.  Nothing seems to work and when it does it is like I am using a dial-up modem.  I am getting a vision of what truly powers Xanga.  It's a hamster running on one of those wheels in an office in New York.

  I did have a dream about Xanga last night.  It was something like one of those meet-ups I keep hearing about.  I was there and there were about 4 other Xangans there and one of them was you.  It was really good to see you at our meet-up.  Of course the odd thing about the meet-up was that everyone was naked.  I guess the meaning behind the dream was that away from our computers we are exposed for the entire world to see.  That was my initial interpretation.  My secondary interpretation was that a lot of us Xangans are horny devils.  Oh and since I saw you naked in my dream and because I have strange abilities with my dreams, I advise you to get that thing on your back checked out.

  Last night I also had a dream where I was an insomniac.

  I was reading a story today about other people's struggles with the US Census.  I've had my own and if you paid attention, you would have laughed or cringed.  Anyway one story involved a worker who knocked on a door and no one answered so she went to the neighbor's house.  The person had pretended to be gone jumped out of his house pointing a shotgun at the Census worker.  That was in Minnesota in the town that is the World Capital of Spam...the meat.  The other story about the Census was a guy talking about how one of his co-workers had a mentally challenged 30 year old son that stayed at home during the day.  He and his wife would call their son throughout the day to check on him.  This one particular day the guy telling the story said that his co-worker called the son and the son said that he caught a troll and locked him in a closet.  He had his wife call and the son said the same thing so the guy drove home.  He got to the door and the son greeted him and took him to the closet where he trapped the troll.  He opened the door and there in the corner was a census worker who also happened to be a little person.  I don't know why but this story made me laugh.

  When I'm alone, I'm the smartest person in the room.

  Here's your weekly dose of motivation:

  
  
  
  
  
  

  Remember last week when I made a list of things that I'd be the only Xangan to do?  Well I have some more.
  I'm the only Xangan who'll...
                                          motorboat your personality
                                          look you in the eyes during a whoopee making session
                                          talk your dad into letting you date me
                                          leave the fan on in the bathroom so your nose isn't offended
                                          admit his life mission is to get blown like a Nintendo cartridge
                                          won't draw graffiti on you when you pass out
                                          use Nair for you
                                          hold your hand at a biker bar
  

  Hopefully Xanga gets better overnight otherwise the revolt begins.  First, I take wikipedia and then the world.

  • 11:29 PM
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