June 3, 2010

  • Lukewarm Links 6/3/10

    I figure that Xanga is acting half-way decent so I should get this post up as quickly as possible.  I really want to be at the NBA Finals tonight but I'm banned for life from attending NBA games.  It was a messy incident where I tried to kidnap the Boston Celtics' mascot so that he would grant me my three wishes.  Well security got to me and that little creep still owes me wishes.

    1.  I like toys but not so much these toys.  I wonder if people will understand the last one.

    2.  Some city planner over in Lyon, France sure is a funny guy or maybe they just love the cock.

    3.  I enjoy bands and I enjoy movies.  Now what happens when you combine the two?  Well you get this list of the 10 best fictional bands in movies.  Are there any others that you would add?

    4.  If anyone wants to do a Xanga meet-up with me, don't stay at this hotel.  It's nasty.  Read some of the poor reviews.  I wonder why some people have great experiences and others say it is downright horrible.

    5.  Vampires are all the rage right now but they have always been popular in Hollywood.  Here's an article about some of the best and worst vampires in movies.  I am so happy Transylvania 6-5000 made the list.

    6.  You've all heard of Post Secret.  Well this is Draw Secret.  It's for people who want to share secrets via MS Paint.

    7.  I enjoy craigslist and what I enjoy most about craigslist are the funny ads.  I don't have that much time to go scouring so here is a site that has some funny craigslist ads.

    8.  Hey look at me...I'm Mancouch...here's CheatConfession!  Mancouch, you are a waste of bandwidth.  If you want me to change my opinion, make my lukewarm posts a regular mancouch feature.  Nope, you don't have the balls.

    9.  After a long hard day of work, I get home and ask myself, "What the fuck should I make for dinner?"  Trust me, it sometimes comes in handy.

    10.  How many Justin Biebers could you take on in a fight?  I only could take 27.

    11.  Yahoo Answers is so much fun and is responsible for helping guys save their marriages but ruin the lives of the family pet.

    12.  And I leave you with one of my favorite things about the summer...WOMEN EATING ICE CREAM CONES!



    SCORE!

    I've never seen so many bald, wrinkled pussies in a single location without a bingo game being played.

    Can I say I feel guilty when she waits on me?

    Have a great night!

Comments (33)

  • i'm a little bit afraid to click on some of those, sooo i didn't lol ...i did look at the toys site though, and i don't get the last one  =/ ...do tell?  =)

  • @Peridot21 - 

    The last link or the video? The last link, I don't know, I think the inventor of the ice cream cone had the phallic imagery in mind when he invented it. The video is one I found surfing youtube of an actual cafe in my town. That waitress served me breakfast a few days ago. And I don't think any of these links are ones that would be not safe for work.

  • @Peridot21 - 

    it was an awful movie called toys. I laughed pretty good at that.

  • The Commitments is epic win by far in my book! I watched the movie just to hear them sing. When I herad that Andrew was just...a teenager, I was like: "nigga, please." It was true, tho, he was really 18 or 16 or some shit like that. Still, awesome voice!

    My fav was not that one showed by the site but Mustang Sally. By this day it is still one of my fav. track.

  • 4: When I was researching hotels for the Expo, I ran across one in Detroit that had a review with pictures that showed pubic hairs, blood stains, and... other types of stains *ahem*.  The dresser was broken... the face of the drawer was only attached one side, with the other lying on the floor.  THAT was the worst reviewed hotel I've ever seen *LOL*

    5: The Twilight one (the blurb, not the movie) was the BEST!  "a telepathic half-vampire fetus"  That actually makes me want to watch the last one... :)

  • The toy one was funny but I actually teared up a bit from laughing too hard at "What the fuck should I make for dinner?". Too funny, who thinks up this stuff?! Once again, thanks for the epic laughs!

  • Do they really sell those toys?! That list of Vampire movies was pretty interesting, although I think at this point everybody is sick of vampires now. And LOL, FLOCKDRAW! That's a pretty fun web application! #11 is fricken hilarious and disgusting at the same time.

  • Thanks for the link to The Commitments, my favorite music movie.  Oh, and BTW, thanks for luring me to your site with your comment; I'm hooked.

  • "I've never seen so many bald, wrinkled pussies in a single location without a bingo game being played."

    Dude, you have moments of solid gold.

    Solid. Fucking. Gold.

    When I'm rich and famous, maybe I'll buy one of those bald pussies. What would you name a bald pussy, man?

    a cat like that, i mean. I'd be half tempted just to call the fucker Va-Jay-Jay. "Bald Pussy" by itself might
    work. Maybe just bald celebrities. I'd name one Bruce. Two years ago, it would have been brittany.

  • For some reason that music reminds me of Blink 182. I dunno man. Wasn't too bad. Should prolly give it another few tries before judgment's passed.

  • @TheGiantSlayer - 

    One might say that was the first movie in the free-fall of Robin Williams' career.

  • @windoftheforest - 

    I think I haven't seen The Commitments since it was released on home video. Maybe I'll go look for the DVD.

  • @ithiliya - 

    Yeah, ever since Dateline NBC did those exposes about *ahem* stains, I always discard the top layer of the bed but then that doesn't always do the trick. Oh and there was a radio show that introduced me to this. A caller said that he was just in a motel room and he was re-doing the sheets so he lifted the mattress and underneath there was a couple porn mags. Apparently that is something people do; they leave their porn to share with others. It has happened to me. I check whenever I go to a hotel...I am that desperate. The last time I was in Illinois I found a collection under the mattress and it was a wide assortment of genres.

  • @UR_MUSE - 

    I wish I could come up with some of that stuff or someone at Xanga so it would boost traffic and they would get on their asses and fix this shit so those who use the product now can use it hassle-free.

    I use that to help me select meals but I don't always swear when I cook.

  • @mZdejavuZ - 

    I've actually seen some of those toys.
    I don't mind vampires as long as they aren't wusses but I can definitely see how people are sick of them.
    Yahoo Answers has to be one of the most insane things on the internet. I love how kids go on there asking people to do their homework.

  • @CleteusMaximus - 

    MxPx is one of those punk bands from the early 90s that attached themselves to the coattails of Green Day's success. I first heard about MxPx at a Christian book store. They had all these posters and their album. I thought it was interesting how an alleged Christian band could be Christian yet not have songs that are all "praise" songs. It was such a comfort that I could hear a band believe in Christ and sing songs that don't revolve entirely around Christ.

    Oh and I'd probably go all a bald pussy, Baldy or Pink. I'd like a hairless cat because the ones I have are shedding something fierce. Oh here's a song for you that I heard at a bar last night.

  • VERY odd toys! But I love that Batman water-gun! Classic!

    I want to go out for ice cream with YOU.

  • I like the trade your ibook for a pack of crayons. you can only pick one options in the list Also the kermit the frog with an afro was interesting.

  • P.S. Loooove the WTF Should I Have for Dinner! I bookmarked it.

  • @godfatherofgreenbay - I seriously need to stay in more hotels.

    But this *ahem* stain wasn't on the bedsheets.  It was on the armchair Xo(~

  • @ithiliya - 

    Yikes...that hotel was in McHenry. I don't know how people can be leaving stains like that all over the place. They must have been filming porn because if there is one thing I notice in porn is that so many of the interiors of amateur porn look like they are in a motel.

  • @Another_Perfect_Wonder - 

    YES PLEASE

  • @NightlyDreams - 

    I remember reading a story of how a guy stated using the trade feature on Craigslist and started with a piece of thread and kept trading until he ended up with a house.

  • @godfatherofgreenbay - *LOL*  This kind of reminds me of a photographer I was interviewing once.  His "wedding portfolio" included pics of a couple getting married in a hotel room.  There was an air conditioning unit right behind the "bride" *LOL*

  • @ithiliya - 

    That is hilarious. If it wasn't for all the nefarious activities that take place in hotels, I think there would be so many that would be closed.

  • @godfatherofgreenbay - Yeah.  You ever hear of Sybaris?  I think they have one up by you somewhere, if memory serves.  They're really nice... I stayed there with my hubby (well he was my fiance at the time) and our "room" was two stories tall with our own private, indoor heated pool.  But they don't beat around the bush (pun intended)... it is 100% a place for people to get it on :)

  • @ithiliya - 

    The closest one to the Dells is in Mequon, a Milwaukee suburb. That's odd that it is in Mequon because all I know about Mequon is that it's filled with Starbucks, a Lutheran seminary, and Jewish settlements of Milwaukee. They advertise all the time on the FOX network from Madison. The commercial looks like a low budget softcore porn. There is an adult resort in the Dells. Well it's an adult resort for non-straight people. It's called Rainbow Valley Resort and the bar is called Captain Dix. If you go to the site, look at their special for June 4th. There are other new resorts in the Dells that are basically like that Sybaris.

  • @godfatherofgreenbay - Weeeeeeellll... I'm at work so I think I'll wait :)   Sounds like a blast, though.

  • @ithiliya - 

    It was Shirtless Man night, any man who doesn't wear a shirt gets $1 off on drinks. To be sexist, I wish that deal was at my bar specifically on ladies' night.

  • @godfatherofgreenbay - That's not sexist.  That's human :)   Personally, I think it's more sexist that women aren't allowed to have a shirtless dollar-off night :)

  • @ithiliya - 

    I probably have said this but one summer my parents decided to take a day and go to the state capitol. Little did they know that there was a protest at the capitol. It was a group of women demanding equal rights, the equal right to go topless in public. That was the best "vacation" ever.

  • @godfatherofgreenbay - I think I saw a video of that.  Go girls! :)

    Seriously, I would've died laughing, though.

  • @godfatherofgreenbay - 

    Now that is an accomplishment!

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