June 7, 2010
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Motivation
I’ve heard President Obama talk about whose ass he is going to kick but I want him to say this about BP.
I have been thankful that I never had to do anything Census related with a person who suffers from multiple personality disorder.
I am beginning to think that Lady Gaga is Jonbenet Ramsey all grown up.
Being an astute basketball fan, I’m sure that Rasheed Wallace smokes more green than he wears on his uniform.
When you’re drunk it’s hard to say the word “indubitably” but it’s even more difficult to say “no” to horny chicks.
Time to Badger up, your weekly dose of motivation:
I’m thinking of dropping the “I’m the only Xangan who’ll…” schtick for this post and bring it back occasionally in it’s own special post. But just so you know, I’m the only Xangan who won’t shy away from an erection that you caused.
I’ve tested positive for genius.
I have been confirmed as “Totally Awesome” by the Mythbusters.
Comments (31)
LOL at Dirty Harry and Pythagoras! And the wheelchair….that it’s just insane hahaha. Oh wait, I forgot the cleric one. Damn, I found this motivation to be more humorous than humor!
Good motivation class sir:)
Be careful, Rasheed knows Kung Fu as was evident in a pre-game locker room video shoot.
I found ‘x’, there it is. Oddly, that never got me credit in school either.
Cleric is awesome!!!
I also like the one with Thor.
Gotta say I loved the math problem
What’s with Justin Beiber looking at that girl that way. He almost looks pissed.
at first glance, i thought that the guy in the good parenting pic was lionel richie. lol
the obama one won’t play (and my volume is up, thanks.)
LOL! Oh man, great post once again!!
The Justin Bieber one – LMAO!! XD!
Hahahah, I love simplicity.. And erections.
I swear these keep getting better and better
LOL
hahaaa i love the comma one… and the basic math one (really wouldn’t even matter what it said actually, dirty harry’s just cool, the end. lol) =)
Now I forgot why I am here…
Nice!
Did the President just say A-$-$ on television???????
@windoftheforest -
I am glad you liked this batch. The one I bored from you will be coming in a couple weeks.
@PeaceSearcher -
Thank you
@Paul_Partisan -
I’ll take my chances. He may know kung-fu but is he able to do it when he’s stoned?
@bosefius -
I went to Christian schools and we had science classes believe it or not and we had to learn about evolution. I would get so frsutrated when we had quizzes on it because it seemed contradictory to the creation that we were taught alongside it. I would answer all the questions about evolution using the Bible and if a teacher marked anything wrong I argued and if he didn’t acquiesce I went to the pastor or principal and that fixed things. I was a little bastard.
@NightlyDreams -
I was thinking that Bieber didn’t find her attractive or maybe it’s way past his bedtime.
@royal_diadem -
Well Lionel Richie would fit given how Nicole turned out. She must be the one falling.
Yeah, the audio is working sporadically.
@mZdejavuZ -
Thank you!
@Mastema71 -
Thanks, I love that simplicity one too. If I had a student write that on a paper, I’d probably give them credit.
@ithiliya -
Thank you
@A_NY_Zone61 -
Thank you
@Peridot21 -
Yes, I have to admit that when I first saw that comma one I giggled hysterically.
@Aloysius_son -
Does this help?
@godfatherofgreenbay -
You’re welcome
@florida2008 -
Thank you!
@WatchingLesbians -
Why yes he did and here is the video.
@godfatherofgreenbay -
maybe he’s gay
@godfatherofgreenbay - Oh…. NOW I remember.