June 10, 2010
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Lukewarm Links 6/10
Well I am back with another round of links. I thank all of you for your comments and recs on my guide to the world cup. I will actually be posting another guide tomorrow so be on the lookout for that one.
1. I know this is old but I had to share it. It's a crossover Super Mario game. You can play as other characters besides Mario in the original Mario world. Do you know how many pre-teen dreams I had thinking of Simon Belmont or Samus Arun blasting goombas? 12.
2. For no reason here are the 20 most Boobtastic Athletes of all time.
3. I sometimes make typos on my blog and I often share a spelling error a student made that had me in tears because it was so damn funny. Anyway, here's a collection of some funny typos. Oh and the story...we were learning about World War 1 and I taught the students about the leader Ferdinand Foch. Then the test came and I gave them a list of people they could use in the essay portion. This one kid misspelled Foch. He wrote Fuck. "Fuck did good things for the troops."
4. I am trying to get into acting and what better place to look for auditions then Craigslist. Here is my first audition. Hopefully I will see some of you there. Just kidding, I could never be an actor especially not when my mom tells me I have the perfect face for radio.
5. Wikipedia has interesting pages dealing with sex especially sex positions. Someone tipped me off to the entry for 69. It was pretty standard until it started talking about Rudyard Kipling.
6. Do you frequent strip clubs? Well neither do I but for those of my readers that do, here's a handy little guide to proper etiquette at the strip club. If you go, you should read this because you don't want to get thrown out by bouncers.
7. Here is another reason why I am not allowed to have children. I would make them read this page on safety.
8. I was trying to talk a friend into playing this new drinking game called Bros Icing Bros. Well if you want to play in the eventuality that we ever meet, here is what it's all about.
9. This website is dedicated to the artistic side of food. Usually whenever I look at brocoli, I reel in disgust and can find no artistic merit.
10. You have seen the bikini shirt and the tuxedo shirt. Now comes the dick towel. Finally a new way to overcompensate. I was getting sick of carrying handguns everywhere and driving in my truck with 50 inch tires.
11. Do you enjoy video games but you're Christian and find that most video games are way too violent and sacrilegious? Well here are some crossover Christian video games. The funny thing about the Rock Band entry is that there is an actual version of Guitar Hero dedicated to Christian rock. It's called Guitar Praise. I'm just upset that Billy Graham's Bible Busters didn't make the list.
12. Are you a nerd like me and pretend that you are in the Star Wars movies in the role of your favorite character? Well the good folks over at jibjab have now made that possible. You can insert your photo into one of the lead roles in this fun little movie. Now if only I could find a photo of myself.
I'm including some videos because this is my blog and I say we need some videos.
This is a fun little video about gay marriage.
Ahh...kids, aren't they just precious.
Comments (20)
i'm not sure why it is so offensive to say 'cunt' like that when it is being retold.
Lap Dance:)
LOL the prop 8 video! it's so wrong but love it! about the cunt video, we should let everyone say anything they want and not let anybody react with surprise/horror, then "bad" words will cease to exist. i wonder what the fine will be for the network?
Thanks for sharing those awesome links!
I'd play Ice.
yikes, that little girl didn't even flinch when she said that ...idk, i guess i was raised differently (um read: correctly... ooOo
...and, of course, there's the halo thing as well. 
#3 - That "Chi-tonw" typo is very famous here
Poor guy! Lesson: Always have your tattoo artist trace the design before needle ever meets skin.
@Paul_Partisan -
I just love Meredith's reaction. Even if retold, it's still supposedly offensive. I once used the word shit in a sermon so who knows.
@PeaceSearcher -
Thank you
@royal_diadem -
I sort of wonder how much they will be fined too. When that whole Janet Jackson thing happened I think she ended up paying the fine. Maybe NBC will go after that little girl. I do love how she corrected herself though. It was as if she was going to change that she said that but no she fixed another word and still dropped the c-bomb...classic.
@kachino -
No problem, you ever going to post again?
@TheGiantSlayer -
Just wait...you'll get your Ice. They used to do contract brewing for that stuff at a brewery near where I live and you could find it for next to nothing. I'd go to college and a 6 pack was about $8 or $9 but in the town where they brewed it you could get it for $4 or $5. I guess that is to be expected when it's the home of the World's Largest 6 Pack.
@Peridot21 -
I hear you. I remember one time I said a naughty word and my dad heard me and it was on like Donkey Kong.
That halo...I think you are a little like my profile pic.
@ithiliya -
That is just another reason why I will never get a tattoo. There is also a tattoo I've seen on the web that is supposed to say "I'm Awesome" but it came out as "I'm Awsome" Anyway here's the link.
@godfatherofgreenbay -
Serves them right for trying to get a tattoo that says "I'm awesome".
@ithiliya -
But you realize how awesome that guy is because his tattoo is plastered all over the internet?
@godfatherofgreenbay - "on like Donkey Kong" lol ...exactly! ...and, not sure about you, but any naughty words i knew i'm pretty sure i heard from my dad ...which goes into that there irony category, right? ;)
ps - i have no idea to what you are referring with that profile pic, sir. heh heh =P
@godfatherofgreenbay -
Oh man, I've been so effing lazy with Xanga. I will post something about the world cup I promise. Don't know when ... but I will
@kachino -
It's ok, I forgive you. Things must be busy because I hardly even see you on the facebook.
@Peridot21 -
Oh I think you know...I forget where I heard that "on like Donkey Kong". I think it was Squidbillies. My grandfather taught me a lot of naughty words and it embarrassed my parents one time in a check out lane. My dad did teach me about flipping the bird by accident of course. I was in a trance-like state when I saw him hold up his finger to someone and I knew it must be bad.
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